Foxy J

East Coaster currently living in Texas, husband and self rocking south TX as Fiskadoro...

Comments from Foxy J

Darren Aronofsky is making a film of the Logo TV series Noah's Arc? I can't wait to see Russell Crowe playing an unobtrusively-attractive man of colo(u)r.
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March 22, 2012 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
Where I live we are lucky to see people as covered up as PJs. Yesterday there was a sudden rainstorm and my husband and I witnessed our across-the-courtyard neighbor exiting his apartment to roll up the windows of his truck, shirtless, with a pair of cargo shorts literally falling off of his ass - we could see the bottom hem of his boxers - a belt half-hanging out, and BOOTS. Like big-ass rubber boots that you would wear if you were spending a lot of time cleaning sewers or swamps or something. I guess it was more important for him to keep his feet dry than to not run around looking like his girlfriend's husband just walked in on them and bodily thrown him out while he was trying to compose himself. Mostly though we just see people shopping in their PJs and doing anything they can with as little clothes on as possible. It might be sexy if I lived someplace like Brazil, rather than south Texas.
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July 20, 2011 on This Racist Vlogger Needs To Rest Her Case!
That's exactly what I thought too! Wasn't there a Seinfeld where Jerry got some of Kramer's blood as a transfusion and was so mortified?
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February 25, 2011 on The 19 Best Charlie Sheen Quotes Which You Trolls Probably Can’t Even Process
Crap, I always forget that this thread is where the monsters pimp their shows. Anyone going to be in Houston tomorrow night? Come to Rudyards and see my band Fiskadoro as well as two other severely rad acts. IT IS A FREE SHOW!!!!! Also, Splice, how about that. For the record I thought that lawblog's human/Mexican food DNA comment was the bestiest. And I am painfully aware that nobody will read this.
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February 11, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Even the Playmobil Hooky looks cooler playing bass than I do.
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February 9, 2011 on Dance, Dance, Dance Dance, Dance To The Playmobil
He looks good in that tux but it looks better on the floor.
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February 1, 2011 on Close Reading The Vanity Fair Hollywood Issue Cover Photo
I think the coolers are at the bottom of the river, containing the women who are clearly not welcome at this picnic.
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January 27, 2011 on That’s Your Picnic: Albanian Picnic
That's funny cause your screen name has "lol" in it.
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January 27, 2011 on BREAKING NEWS: AMANDA BYNES REUNRETIRES FROM TWITTER!
heh. I used to work there! And EVERY one of my friends asked me if it was like being in Blade Runner.
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January 26, 2011 on Cookizza!
I liked them although Shelly Duvall always scared the crap out of me. I don't remember them very well, only that she was scary and it was one of the few shows my mom didn't mind us watching (and I think we were actually too old for them at the time, but hey I watched Wishbone into my 30s)
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January 26, 2011 on The “Hello, I’m Shelley Duvall” Medical Breakthrough
I am sorry and beyond skeeved out that you had some asshole try to take an upskirt shot of you, and I am not going to take a stance on this VGum post one way or the other, except to say that the hundreds of photos and videos I have seen of soccer players with their wangs and globules hanging out of their shorts make me think that up-whatever shots are not entirely the provenance of women. Say what you will about how much guys definitely love chicks and the rest of the world looking at their junk, I have an otherwise-freaky husband who would object strongly to his private parts being made public without his knowledge/consent/blessing/financial rewards.
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January 25, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt
This is supposed to be a response to briadru4 but it won't let me, but they are awesome and their avatars make me feel like I'm watching a newsreel from days of olde.
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January 25, 2011 on Gwyneth Paltrow Upskirt
It's funny how all the companies that kill themselves with the Superbowl commercials are ones that don't even really HAVE to advertise. (Besides Man Crunch, of course, I at least had never heard of them before last year.) "Doritos!?? Never heard of 'em! Thems gays sure seem to like them, I wonder where they get sold?"
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January 25, 2011 on Doritos Trying To Capture Some Of That ManCrunch Magic At The 2011 Superbowl
Every time I've gotten a tattoo anyplace with even a tiny bit of hair, even if I've just shaved it, (they're all on my arms, people) the first thing the guy does is shave the area with a little disposable Bic. I do not envy that tattoo artist. I hope he got a wax first or something because that seems like it would be difficult to draw on.
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January 19, 2011 on Kirstie Alley Tattoo, Son
From "The Lineup" "Who are the Monstars [sic], and how could they possibly make the Tazmanian Devil faint?" You Monstars made the Tazmanian Devil faint by showing a suddent belated interest in Space Jam!
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January 19, 2011 on Hahahah, The LeBrons
You guys, when's this movie going to be made? Am I the only one old enough to remember? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez3LJTOGLTA and yes, I know that nobody is going to see this but I still had to log on to post it. Now if you'll excuse me...
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January 18, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Green Hornet
You guys, where's this movie? Am I the only one old enough to remember? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ez3LJTOGLTA and yes, I know that nobody is going to see this but I still had to log on to post it. Now if you'll excuse me...
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January 18, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: The Green Hornet
I am about one thousand years older than you guys, so when I was in Jr. high it was around the time that Freaks and Geeks is set. I was very much a Lindsey - the cool kids let me hang out with them and eventually begrudgingly realized that I too was cool, in spite of the fact that I made good grades. And I am pretty sure I owned that same ski jacket that Kim Kelly wears all the time. Kim Kelly FTW
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January 18, 2011 on MTV’s Adaptation Of Skins Is Terrible
Whee, I gave you your 100th upvote, let's make out!
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January 11, 2011 on The Videogum Movie Club: Country Strong
One year Mr. Foxy's and my Christmas card was just a picture of our then-kitten Bubbles high up in the as-yet-undecorated Christmas tree, biting one of the branches. I'm impressed that this cat got up there with all those ornaments intact.
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December 6, 2010 on This Is Your Christmas Tree Ornament: A Cat