francesca fiore

Comments from francesca fiore

I only got to watch this show once in a hotel room a few weeks back (I am a poor grownup with no HBO) but I am greatly loving these recaps. I am going to start referring to things as eternity out of hate on the hate index.

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August 19, 2013 on The Newsroom S02E06: One Step Too Many

it makes me delighted to know that badideajeans is a fellow portlander. The guy who plays the friendly neat buddy werewolf came in to the wine shop I was at the other day!! hashtag awesome pointless story!

But the real truth is that all the evil people live in the pearl.

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August 19, 2013 on The Newsroom S02E06: One Step Too Many

Double high five, because that is far and away my favorite GIF of the last several decades, and because Jean Ralphio is sort of my boyfriend too.

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November 11, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

YAYYYY I was going to be sheepish in admitting my love of Dwayne The Rock, but now I’m following your lead, and I will OWN IT!! And the kid is still all right (aka Peeta). Good stuff. Also, I would like a puppy sized elephant please!

The story about your grandpa is very cute and it makes me feel happy about the world. Don’t know precisely why but it’s true.

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November 11, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

You are both awesome. I am working hard to assemble my Janet Snakehole outfit before the Big Day!

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October 26, 2011 on Print Your Very Own Ron Swanson Halloween Mask

I hope it WAS an emotional stranger and not her dad, that way I wouldn’t feel quite so embarrassed for noting that someone in this room might have teared up a teeny bit upon watching this clip.

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October 12, 2011 on Our Nicki Minaj Princesses Met Nicki Minaj On Ellen!

I’ve been watching this GIF over and over just looking at Tom’s face and it is making me the Happiest.

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September 23, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

I missed all of these guys so much! So much it might be kind of sad if I think about it too much, which I am steadfastly refusing to do! Can we talk about how kickass April on Parks and Rec is getting to be? I am loving that girl more and more. I was trying to think of a way I could be Janet Snakehole for Halloween.

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September 23, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

Can I just say how much I love you Kelly? Is this an appropriate space in which to do so? You are so adorable, even when you hate stuff it’s adorable. And I don’t mean it in a “cute as an insult” way like Helen in Bridesmaids. I think as a girl I’m not required to say “no homo” but I’ll throw it in just to cover my bases.

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June 27, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

There is never, ever a bad time for a Pootie Tang reference.

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June 13, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nell

It’s awesome (?) that Norway now has its own Ke$ha and 3OH!3. Also awesome is how my brain knows those people, how to spell their “names”, and has the ability to make this connection, rather than, say, having the information I’m going to need for my finals next week. I guess that PROVES I’m not a crappy housewife! (Just kidding, I am.)

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June 3, 2011 on The First Summer Jam Of 2011: Tonje Langeteig’s “I Don’t Wanna Be A Crappy Housewife”

So now I’m throwing my weight behind Gabe as the Scranton Strangler. To the four of you that will see this: what say you?

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May 7, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

I have watched this gif at least one hundred and forty million times this afternoon. I think you may have just single-handedly turned my life around.

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April 29, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Goodbye, Michael Scott

Oh Dammit you guys, I am going to have to watch the Blazers lose (sorry Blazers, let’s just call a spade a spade here) instead of Thursday night tv- I don’t get to watch until Saturday night. Saturday!! It’s like a century later! But if Deangelo is the Strangler, have a drink* for me, ok? I’ll catch up to you a couple days late.

*Unless of course you are not yet twenty-one, in which case make that drink a milk, don’t do drugs, and stay in school.

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April 28, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

Wrong*, it was perfect because I was exactly at that point thinking, “yeah, maybe I get really embarrassed about being American sometimes, but then I remember that WE HAVE BEYONCE!”

*Not really wrong, just different opinions. We are still friends, Drasko.

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April 28, 2011 on Beyonce Dancing In A Cafeteria To End Childhood Obesity Is Pretty Much The Best Thing Going

Exactly! Plus it’s been this weird ongoing outside subplot all season, and I know Deangelo (D’Angelo?) isn’t sticking around, so…. yeah that’s pretty much all the evidence I’ve come up with. But I hope if it’s true everyone I have told this to (that would be you guys, my husband, and my dad who has never watched the show and might have been asleep when I was telling him about it) will be like “YES! We nailed it!” and we will have a collective shout of victory across the nation.

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April 26, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

It’s like a Kate Hudson film accidentally got assigned to a really good casting director, and now I don’t know how to feel about it. I only like HATING things or LOVING things, so this trailer is totally screwing up my day.

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April 26, 2011 on What’s Your Number? Trailer, You Guys

So I know I am so late as to have lost the chance of anyone seeing this, but on the off-chance… So, Deangelo Vickers is the Scranton Strangler, right? Does anyone else suspect this? Or did everyone figure that way way long ago and it just never even gets discussed now because it’s so obvious?

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April 24, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

Could they do a cut of this movie with just Woody Harrelson and Patricia Clarkson? I would consider seeing that. Maybe throw Emma Stone in there too, that’s fine.

Also, regarding the Kriss Kross scene: it could be kind of cute when a white guy busts into a rap-and-funky dance combo but OH MY GOD NOT if that white guy is Justin Timberlake. This is not showing us anything new, this is just reminding us of matching denim outfits and NSync songs.

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March 28, 2011 on Friends With Benefits Trailer, You Guys

I may be hopelessly out of touch here, but I was confused by 30 Rock last night. The baby hooker lady- who was that? What were they parodying there? I didn’t get it and I ended up feeling just annoyed. Is this just the first sign of me being a mean old lady?

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February 25, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread