Gabe Delahaye

The One Where I Took The TMZ Tour Of Hollywood

[Originally posted on March 15th, 2012.] As part of this year's Videogum Oscar Pool, Kelly and I made a side bet wherein the loser had to suffer not only the indignity of making a poor guess about who would win Best Sound Editing, but also to suffer some further humiliation. Had Kelly… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 7, 2014

The Walking Dead S02E01: One Child Left Behind

[Originally posted on October 17th, 2011.] Oh boy. Yay? It's all our old friends! Look, there's Half Face! And Gut Bucket! And who could forget about old White Eyes?! We begin the new season with Grimes (GRIIIIIIIIMES!) on some Atlanta rooftop reading some epic poem into his Walkie Talkie, hoping that that… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 7, 2014

Teen Korner: OH SNAP MORE TWILIGHT, DAWGS!

[Originally posted on March 21st, 2012.] Ring ding dong, ring a ding ding ding dong, keep your heads Red Bull! What's up, young women who were barely even bothered by the Rush Limbaugh dustup with Sandra Fluke because they recognized it for the desperate and panicked last gasps of a fading patriarchy that… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 7, 2014

Entourage S08E08: Series Finale

[Originally posted on September 12th, 2011.] Well, here we are. Pretty incredible. After ten thousand episodes and 45 years of memories, Entourage finally comes to an end. To say that this is the end of an era hardly does the momentousness of this occasion justice. If anything it's almost TOO important. I just… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 7, 2014

You Can Make It Up: Kevin Bacon Wears A Mask To The Store

[Originally posted on September 1st, 2011.] Kevin Bacon was so tired of being famous and he wanted to see what it was really like to be a regular guy going about his day without being constantly recognized by strangers, so he put on his disguise mask and he went to the store. More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 6, 2014

Who Should Play Maverick Jr. In Top Gun 2?

[Originally posted on October 17, 2011.] It's 2011, so the time has FINALLY come for a Top Gun sequel. "We're ready now." - America. If Hollywood had tried to make a Top Gun sequel any earlier, even in say 2009, for example, the front page headlines would have screamed TOO SOON! But now… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 6, 2014

Comic-Con Is Humanly Impossible

[Originally posted on June 22nd, 2010.] It's difficult to fully capture the scale of this shit show. And I don't mean to be a wet blanket, or to harp on a broken record about a dead horse, but Comic-Con IS a shit show. We showed up this morning at what we considered to… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 6, 2014

Gossip Girl S03E20: Assholes Without Borders

[Originally posted on May 4th, 2010.] Nate and Serena would love to keep making out in Chuck's kitchen, but Serena is going to be late for breakfast at her mom's and Rufus's apartment. Wait a second, are Nate and Serena BOTH living with Chuck now? While Dan and Vanessa are both living i… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 6, 2014

The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty

[Originally posted on November 15th, 2010.] American Beauty won the 1999 Academy Award for Best Picture. Whoops! This is a pretentious, misguided, ham-fisted film. But the Academy's decision actually makes more sense if you look at what the film was up against. The other nominees that year were The Cider House Rules, TheMore »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 5, 2014

thirtysomething: Born To Be Mild (Season Finale)

[Originally posted on February 24th, 2010.] [Ed. note: In the New York Times a couple weeksmonths ago, there was an article about the much-anticipated DVD release of thirtysomething, a "groundbreaking" (not my word) television drama from the late '80s. By most measures, the show was not a huge success (accordingMore »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 5, 2014

Eventually The World Will Be Covered In Ash And Silence

[Originally posted on September 17, 2010.] There used to be a restaurant in my neighborhood that I would go to a lot. One of my fondest New York memories is of taking a cab from the airport late at night and going straight to the restaurant with my suitcase and eating a late… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 5, 2014

Holy Shit: Gwyneth Paltrow Gives “Helpful Advice” To Busy “Working Moms” Like Herself

[Originally posted on January 13th, 2011.] Look, at the end of the day it's OK that Gwyneth Paltrow hires a bunch of college freshmen to write a lifestyle newsletter under her name about platinum mid-century bathroom fixtures. It's not actually HURTING anyone. But does she have to be SUCH. A FUCKING. LIAR about… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 4, 2014

BREAKING: AL ROKER POOPED HIS PANTS AT THE WHITE HOUSE

[Originally posted on January 17th, 2013.] This website has had a long and difficult history with America's Mediocrity, Al Roker, but all of that is forgiven today. He is now an American Hero. Let's just get right to it. From TMZ: When you undergo gastric bypass surgery, NEVER TRUST A FART… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 4, 2014

Lost S06E07: The “Banana Leaf”

[Originally posted on March 10th, 2010.] Last night I received the following email from my mom: so, i've missed many episodes (years) of LOST...so, what the hell is the smoke monster? where did the temple come from all of a sudden? i cannot do this TV thing...can't keep up. xomom Whoa, mom. Language! More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 4, 2014

A Fake Interview With Nicolas Cage

[Originally posted on September 15th, 2011.] [American actor Nicolas Cage is an international superstar who is currently attending the Toronto Film Festival in support of his new movie Trespass. He doesn't have, and will never have, time in his busy schedule to sit down for an interview with us. So this interview isMore »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 4, 2014

Double Dog: The Today Show Challenge

[Originally posted on April 1st, 2008.] THE CHALLENGE: To go to The Today Show and stand in the audience with a sign of Lindsay's design. THE RESULT: My alarm is set for 4:15 in the morning because my challenge is to be in the crowd on the Today Show, and I read o… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / February 4, 2014

This Is Just A Goodbye Post

To One Major Dad To Another, Oh boy. Well, here we are. Just to put things into perspective, when we launched Videogum on April 8th, 2008, George W. Bush was still President of the United States. Remember that guy? Fuck that guy! Back then, and I know this is hard to believe, but… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 2, 2013

The End Of Trampoline Accidents (And Therefore The Internet) As We Know Them (It)

Naturally, today of all days, the world says goodbye to trampoline accidents. Guys! I mean, come ON! There are no coincidences*. It's called The Secret and it is REAL. And so it is, indeed. (Thanks for the tip, Ashleigh.) JK, there are MOSTLY coincidences. Stay safe out there! More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 2, 2013

This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

I cannot tell you how honored I am that Hollywood has decided to stop making movie trailers (and movies) in honor of my departure from Videogum. I didn't ask for it, but I genuinely appreciate it! I know that this is going to make Kelly's job harder, but we all have to overcome difficulties i… More »

By: Gabe Delahaye / August 2, 2013

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