Gabe Delahaye

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The One Where I Took The TMZ Tour Of Hollywood

[Originally posted on March 15th, 2012.] As part of this year's Videogum Oscar Pool, Kelly and I made a side bet wherein…
Gabe Delahaye | February 7, 2014 - 3:00 pm

The Walking Dead S02E01: One Child Left Behind

[Originally posted on October 17th, 2011.] Oh boy. Yay? It's all our old friends! Look, there's Half Face! And Gut Bucket!
Gabe Delahaye | February 7, 2014 - 1:30 pm


[Originally posted on March 21st, 2012.] Ring ding dong, ring a ding ding ding dong, keep your heads Red Bull! What's…
Gabe Delahaye | February 7, 2014 - 12:00 pm

Entourage S08E08: Series Finale

[Originally posted on September 12th, 2011.] Well, here we are. Pretty incredible. After ten thousand episodes and 45 years of memories, Entourage
Gabe Delahaye | February 7, 2014 - 10:30 am

You Can Make It Up: Kevin Bacon Wears A Mask To The Store

[Originally posted on September 1st, 2011.] Kevin Bacon was so tired of being famous and he wanted to see what it…
Gabe Delahaye | February 6, 2014 - 4:15 pm

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Very excited for Spring Breakers 2.
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January 28, 2015 on Watch A Mini-Doc About How Riff Raff Got Jacked
She was too good for this world, my little angel.
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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
Each comment posted is basically an upvote, so as of this comment my "caption" has 23 upvotes and counting. GOOD GRIEF, five and a half years and it's like you guys don't know ANYTHING.
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July 30, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Alien Gossip At The Big Game
The total one-way trip is 2 hours, so even if what she meant was that they would split the difference, it still wouldn't be 45 minutes it would be one hour. But pretending for a moment that the driver is going much too fast, this would still require her to say, "It is only a 45 minute drive for us to meet halfway," but what she says is, "you're only 45 minutes away." All in all: nope.
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July 29, 2013 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Elizabethtown (Redux)
You give an awful lot of credit to most actors simply for not having been in the Mickey Mouse Club.
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July 25, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Ryan Gosling Might Play Luke Skywalker Jr.?!
Uh, your wife is definitely racist. No offense! Look, here's the thing about racism and what you pointed out in an earlier comment about the media's desire to bring racism up and get people bothered: IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO BRING UP RACISM BECAUSE IT'S ALL AROUND US, and THERE ARE WORSE THINGS THAN PEOPLE BEING BOTHERED BY RACISM! I actually disagree with you that the media works hard at this, if anything the media ignores huge instances of racism on a regular basis. And if you're talking about the George Zimmerman thing, you might want to check yourself, because that was for sure Big Time Racism At Work and we definitely SHOULD all be bothered by it. There's a very odd trend in the Good Person Community, which I think we all aspire to be a part of that suggests that the only way to be a good person is to be completely free and clear of racism, which is a totally noble goal, obviously, but it quickly becomes less noble and unhelpful when it means pretending that the racism that does exist isn't there because you're scared of the label. Acknowledging that something is racist doesn't always have to be a witch hunt, sometimes it's simply a matter of calling things what they truly are. Racism overall is a bad thing, but I think we can all agree that there are moments of relatively benign racism that aren't supremely malicious or hurtful: that doesn't make them NOT racist, though. They're still for sure racist, however easily we can let them slip. Let's just be open and honest and call things what they are. And if our greatest worry is that people are too upset about racism, that's something I'm very happy to deal with. I still think it is better than actual racism!
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July 25, 2013 on Kicking Paula Deen While She Is Down, But Also She Deserves It