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“My knee-quirk reaction is to get some Bisquirk Panquirk Mix, but I’m feeling festive, so maybe a Quirkish Game Hen? Oh, me.”

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January 3, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Zooey Deschanel Grocery Shops For Ingredients

We have the technology…

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January 3, 2013 on Puking Robot Is My Favorite Robot

The robotier they are, the harder they crawl.

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October 4, 2011 on Songs To Watch This Crawling Robot Video To

Steven Spoilberg

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September 15, 2011 on Steven Spielberg Regrets Altering E.T.

TBS™ Very funny, but also next time make sure the microphone on Max is turned on. Something, something, ‘First World Problems’, I’m sure.

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July 29, 2011 on Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode 10

The 5 Day War: The Files Are IN the Computer.

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July 8, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

FUN FACT! The horse in war horse is based on the horse that Thomas Jefferson Lincoln rode through Old New York while shooting his guns to warn the British that their damn, dirty bells would not be rung, unless they wanted them rung figuratively in that they would be punched in their heads by the Minute Maid Men.

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July 1, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys

Oh Gosh, I don’t have time to read this because I have work to do and time doesn’t grow on money or whatever, but I just wanted to say SCREW THIS MOVIE and KUDOS to you, Hard Gabe, for zinging this dumb crappy movie that I hated whilst my friends liked it. Ugh. I hate that I saw this movie.

Cordially,
Medium Viscosity Gabe

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June 21, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Running With Scissors

NICE. My company totally made that Laser Cats t-shirt Jorma is wearing in the intro. Also, “THE LION KING!”

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June 6, 2011 on Kenyan Rapper Gets A Lonely Island Video

Criminals DO love framed dogs though. And lamp.

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April 18, 2011 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: DVDs Are Not That Fun

High level theory crafting, indeed.

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February 10, 2011 on Nerds Talking Into Headsets While Playing Video Games Should Be A TV Station

TL;DR, why was everyone crying about this guy’s upskirt video again?

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January 28, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Comedy Central? So this is the New Kids In The Hall?

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January 18, 2011 on So New Kids Are The Die Antwoord Of Holland? Woord.

I am TBS® Very Happy. about it being here mostly because I suggested it.

Hard Gabe read my post! And he agreed that it isn’t all every teenage emo hairdresser from 2003 said it’s cracked up to be! These sentences make almost TOO much sense!

-Medium Viscosity Gabe

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January 11, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Now With Improved Mythology

I totally sent this tip to Gabe a month ago. Way to go GABE. Also, my name is Gabe so I could very well be saying ‘Way to go ME’ (But I am not, I am talking to Hard Gabe [Not to be confused with Soft Gabe]).

Sincerely,
Medium Viscosity Gabe

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January 3, 2011 on It Is Time To Stop Sleeping On James Nyte

The Arkeen Fire

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November 22, 2010 on Is “Whip My Hair” The End Of Keenan?

I’m a little late to this diatribe, but we must also consider that, demographically speaking, residents of New York have a much different cultural perspective than that of middle America, or the West coast where I reside.

Let me paraphrase; New Yorkers may laugh at fantasies about humans killing themselves while others may find that of poor taste.

Sensitivities aside, I honestly think Hard Gabe finds his strong suit in humor of higher brow. In this piece I found nothing funny and felt it edge toward discomfort more than once.

Now let me paraphrase all of the responses to this; “WOOOOOOOOOOOF.” Shut up, internet.

Yours cordially,
Medium Viscosity Gabe

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November 19, 2010 on By Request: The Reset Button

That is to say, he has a VERY large cat on his wall. Alternate LOLCAT references also include:

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

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November 16, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Dude Gets Ponytail Caught In Weight Machine