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I think Megan should really consider reconnecting with this obviously thoughtful and non-objectifying ex-partner.
...Glee is a comedy?
Between Two Videogums.
I don't know what you're talking about, Gabe - she's very concerned with and talented at chewing nicorrette, thinking heavily in the rain, and taking too long to form complete sentences. 2011 WINNER OF AWARD FOR STUPID POLICE WORK.
Wait a minute - you thought Season 2 was the most heartbreaking of The Wire?
Maybe they were all reading The Red Tent in Honors English and it's where "all the girls go to bleed LOL High Skool Yay!"
Are we supposed to be pretending like that lead detective lady isn't a big lesbian? Also, is this show SUPPOSED to be the lovechild of Twin Peaks, The Wire, and the movie Seven?
You could pretty much tell he rehearsed his reaction to "winning" for months in a mirror. Also, I'm surprised Jamie didn't convince him to add a scallop-stuffed scallop to his menu.
Ovaries or no, Richard Blais was acting like a huge spoiled brat during judging with his MASSIVE FROWNY FACE. Shut up, Richard. I wonder if the taste of his ego comes through in his cooking.
TROY AND ABED IN THE MOOOOOOOOOOOORNING!
Wasn't Marcel supposed to be encouraging Tiffany to use foam?
I would have saved the United States Post Office, but I wasn't sure which...earring to pay attention to?
Are we sure that wasn't a trailer for a movie about baby rapists (rapists that are babies)?
I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.
Probably at a restaurant that requires their chefs have stupid hair cuts and stupid attitudes.
"Revenge is a medicine best served when you work with people who understand that I am the best and they are stupid, and they just don't understand me." -Marcel.
Seriously! Don't her PR cronies know that a 7+ minute ramble about how she played nice this whole time, and that she doesn't have any effect on other people (huh?), bookended by plastic apologies and concluded with "may GOD bless these united states" sort of...hmm...I dunno...CONFIRM what she's defending? Good one! p.s. Sarah Palin looks old.
Don't forget your long list of sexual indiscretions!
Peggy looks terrible in turtlenecks and lesbians.
Was your roommate Giovanni Ribisi in the movie "Boiler Room?"
What is this "anonymity" you speak of? And how are Margaret and Joy doing? Are you still making short films?
I can't wait to not see this movie!
Six weeks in Vegas did her well. Or it was Henry's "temporary" schlong.
Angelo's sweat tastes like coward.
7:30 - Dinner & Keynote speaker: Differentiating between daytime and evening Juggalo makeup application and face-painting dessert workshop!
The announcer's voice is chock full of :( .
Juggalette's Revenge on Tuesday night! With Tila Tequila! Woman Ninja Magnet Power! p.s. Chrome doesn't recognize "Juggalette" as a real word.
Is there a reality show yet where people ARE there, just to make friends? America's Next Top Congeniality Runway Chef Show?
If they both would have just signed the contract for the football team saying they refuse to partake in drugs or activities that would in any way jeopardize the years of hard work that [they] as a team have committed to a championship season in '76, none of this would have happened.
I can't wait to see who they write in the Frontline placement ads into all those sketches.
Wait, no vignettes about getting the shit beat out of you in a motel room by a hooker?
I was pulling for the surprise twist to be a meal served to the 1961 Chilean national soccer (football) team. On the menu? Padma.
Don Cheadle is from Denver.
Kevin's beef was not too stringy, it was too toothsome. And while we're on the subject of made-up words, the way I feel about Jennifer leaving is sadnotsurprised-some.
Wait some minutes - we don't get to vote on any of The Worsts(tm)?
We can all take a page with this one from another horror character - Fred Kruger. If you just ignore it, it'll go away.