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Holy crap, that cover art is amazing. All compliments to Camille Heron.
Is there a name-drop gong we have to ring in this situation or something?
Not calling it Steven Seagal: Legal Eagle was a big mistake.
GUHHHH, too long, my brain hurts. DOWNVOTED. (I kind of agree with you on this one, naps)
Does this mean white is the new black?
THIS IS WHY NO ONE INVITES YOU TO THANKSGIVING, JAZMINE.
Hey, cut it out. Me and my girlfriend are in like.
I always used to hate Tim Allen's trademark WACKY POSTER FACE. But seeing him look so bored and relaxed in what is clearly a wacky fucking situation, I dunno... I just kinda miss it.
if any of you reading are in a coffee shop right now, carrie might be upstairs. you are cute and wearing glasses. it's time for a vgum hookup. don't be called wilbur. come to http://www.videogum.com/chat and see if it's you!
I tried to email my good friend Kristen Stewart about your sweaty palms, but she was all "Restraining order" and "Stop sending me burnt hair". Klassic Kristen.
As a british guy, I have to ask: what does Miracle Whip taste like, apart from fire and skateboards?
I'm really surprised you liked that show, Gabe. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you were being sarcastic.
I hope Gary Busey plays Mr Moneybags.
This is officially the most solemn comment to ever start with the word "Welp"
"Flags everywhere!" Patriotism isn't dead, it's just contracted terminal stupid.
Lou Dobbs: I Want To Believe (that none of this actually matters)
You made it Veterans Day?
Tonight, there will be a date. #takingthistoofar
not sure why this is in reply to you, That One.
There's somebody afraid of Virginia Woolf.
There's a Right One. Let her In.
This time, the cars are overly Fast and Furious!
He's a Dreddful Judge!
Thirtysomething is an anagram for "Shitty mothering". Even the show's title is onto you, Hope.
"The Visitors, they traced the call!" Or you just told them your location straight out, you fucking terrorhawk
In my mind, a grunge-fantastic is just a flamboyantly dressed guy who's really miserable about it.
Sorry, my favourite part is still the fact that Michael Jackson's primary message from beyond the grave was "Say hi to Quincy Jones for me! Say hi to Quincy" just before the psychic started crying.
I. Pulled. UP to the mouse around seven or eight and I yelled to my intelligence "Yo homes, smell you later"
Are his teeth throwing me gang signs? Fresh.
There's an official Amazon review for every product, and no, it's not always favourable. I'd say that needs editors
Wow. This was the nicest, most respectful argument on the internet I've ever seen. Kudos, you two.
I think your search is over because AWW so cute.
"Anna Faris | Dan Aykroyd | Justin Timberlake | Yogi Bear" sometimes you don't have to click the link to know how terrible things are.
Do you lack an avatar out of respect for Hindu beliefs?
Woah, woah, woah, peanut wine? That's a thing? Jeff Dunham: Breaking wine barriers since some idiot gave him a TV show.
It has a good message buried 100,000 leagues beneath the terrible hip hop, monstrous ego and lines like "she has the touch of a child" and "you make me say AAAAAHOOOOOH!" I think.