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You Can Make It Up: Gabe Delahaye Buys And Eats A Chocolate Donut

It was always a little bit difficult for Gabe Delahaye to leave his apartment without Birdie. After all, in a world filled with…
Godsauce | May 11, 2011 - 6:00 pm

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We Are Only A Means To An End

Have you ever felt like you were just a pawn in a gigantic game of chess, that individual choice is an illusion, and that every…
Godsauce | May 11, 2011 - 5:25 pm

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But Really, How Gay Is A Sweet-Smelling Jockstrap?

I don't know about y'all, but I think I like this judge. He manages to roundly offend people across the board, but he probably means…
Godsauce | May 11, 2011 - 4:50 pm

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The Wire Summarized In Five Minutes Via The Lion King

It is one of my greatest ongoing sources of shame that I have still not finished watching The Wire. Now I don't have to! JK!
Godsauce | May 11, 2011 - 4:15 pm

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Verily, Thor Was Ridiculous!

(Note: This review is pretty much spoiler-free. Even if something looks like a spoiler, it doesn't really tell you anything. Also, I…
Godsauce | May 11, 2011 - 3:30 pm

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I don't think I've said this, but I love you guys. I haven't been around, but I always planned on coming back. I'll miss this place and all of you.
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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
I guess L.A. really is your now. Good luck.
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August 3, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
You clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in: I am not in danger, lilbobbytables. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!
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January 10, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Dress Up As Smurfs And Cause Crimes
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December 7, 2012 on Ugh, Jurassic Prank!
I'd do a lot of things just to fuck with head.
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December 7, 2012 on News Anchor Proposes Live On-Air, Is Immediately Fired (Hopefully)
This makes me very concerned about someone's knee.
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November 30, 2012 on Russia Powers Internet For 100 More Years
I wish I were still a monster. I'd have told Captain Boring that Victoria Jackson's dog was named America. He'd have felt like such a dick until I came clean that she was really weeping about the country's future.
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November 12, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
The official response from Fox News was to giggle at the name "Pussy Riot".
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August 17, 2012 on Who Will Be Brave Enough To Suggest We Free Pussy Riot?
This is my highest level of wit for the week.
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August 17, 2012 on Who Will Be Brave Enough To Suggest We Free Pussy Riot?
You should totally get one. I have a microwave, and I use the fuck out that thing!
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August 14, 2012 on Lie Back And Get Comfortable
This is Dave Hill we're talking about. If he told us how many, we would all give up, because we could never live up to that shit.
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August 14, 2012 on Lie Back And Get Comfortable
Hey, at least you've got Kelly to help carry the burden. Back in my day, guest editors had it really rough!
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August 14, 2012 on Lie Back And Get Comfortable
I love you, Dave Hill.
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August 14, 2012 on Lie Back And Get Comfortable
Aw, no Pringles! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mucuLrWHGqc
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August 7, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It Contest: Brad Pitt And His Stunt Double