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You Can Make It Up: Gabe Delahaye Buys And Eats A Chocolate Donut

It was always a little bit difficult for Gabe Delahaye to leave his apartment without Birdie. After all, in a world filled with mediocrity, she was one of the rare things that gave him genuine joy. Birdie had become visibly excited when she heard his keys jostle, and Gabe hated to disappoint her. More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011

We Are Only A Means To An End

Have you ever felt like you were just a pawn in a gigantic game of chess, that individual choice is an illusion, and that every action we make is determined by cosmic forces using us for some higher purpose? Have you ever felt compelled to act, without a clear understanding of why or to what… More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011

But Really, How Gay Is A Sweet-Smelling Jockstrap?

I don't know about y'all, but I think I like this judge. He manages to roundly offend people across the board, but he probably means well. Maybe I'm just sympathetic to people who try too hard to be funny. Some people are offended because he is linking homosexuality with child molestation. Other people are offended… More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011

The Wire Summarized In Five Minutes Via The Lion King

It is one of my greatest ongoing sources of shame that I have still not finished watching The Wire. Now I don't have to! JK! I linked to this thing without even watching it. Get those spoilers away from my eyes! Now that school is out, I'll have the time to watch seasons 2-5. More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011

Verily, Thor Was Ridiculous!

(Note: This review is pretty much spoiler-free. Even if something looks like a spoiler, it doesn't really tell you anything. Also, I think that the plot would have to make logical sense to be spoiled anyway, so...) "It was hilariously bad. It was funnier than Precious, and it made less sense than Precious....More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011

More Safety Tips From Our Resident Expert

Sure, it's important to be safe on airplanes, but did you know that 97%* of all injuries in the world are due to improper handling of darts? You learned yesterday not to throw darts or frisbees while flying, but what about poking them in your belly? What should you do if the dart… More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011

There Is An Art Show In Washington DC Just For US!

The "We Are Monsters" show probably isn't really all about Videogum, but any monsters in the area might want to drop by and show some solidarity. (Thanks for the tip, Amelia!)… More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011

Greatest Movie Sandwiches Is BEGGING For A BNPG

Just in time for lunch... Now, there are some glaring omissions in this video (Back to School!), but I think that commenters on YouTube have already addressed that issue. What they haven't addressed is the correlative BNPG: Greatest Sandwich Movies. This is an unofficial Best New Party Game, because it is untested and spur of… More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011

Guess What, Guys? We All Have a New Hero!

Meet your new hero: Jeffrey! Now, because Jeffrey is a hero to us all, I don't really have to explain this to anyone, but still, just to clarify, we didn't choose* this young man as our hero just because he wrote and performed this amazing and strange and beautifully done Beyonce parody. And it wasn't… More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011

Little Girl Plays With A Dead Squirrel

Okay, so sometimes witnessing the innocence of childhood fills you with yearning, and sometimes... (Note: the relevant portion of this video ends at 2:40) Yin and yang or something like that. Thanks for the tip, [Not Actually] Betty White, tyrannosaurus sex, and Carla! More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011

I Don’t Care If You’ve All Already Seen It; This Is Adorable

I know that Gabe tends to avoid videos that are already highly viewed, and that makes sense, but I actually grew ovaries and began to ovulate while watching this video for the first time yesterday. Did you know that was even possible? It seems that there should at least need to be actual babies i… More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011

Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: Godsauce

Why, hello there, my good people! Some of you know me as Godsauce, and others know me as Fokes. Many of you probably don't know me at all, but we can forge a fresh relationship on the promise of a new day! Today is that day! More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011