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You Can Make It Up: Gabe Delahaye Buys And Eats A Chocolate Donut

It was always a little bit difficult for Gabe Delahaye to leave his apartment without Birdie. After all, in a world filled with mediocrity, she was one of the rare things that gave him genuine joy. Birdie had become visibly excited when she heard his keys jostle, and Gabe hated to disappoint her. More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011 - 6:00 pm

We Are Only A Means To An End

Have you ever felt like you were just a pawn in a gigantic game of chess, that individual choice is an illusion, and that every action we make is determined by cosmic forces using us for some higher purpose? Have you ever felt compelled to act, without a clear understanding of why or to what… More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011 - 5:25 pm

But Really, How Gay Is A Sweet-Smelling Jockstrap?

I don’t know about y’all, but I think I like this judge. He manages to roundly offend people across the board, but he probably means well. Maybe I’m just sympathetic to people who try too hard to be funny.

Some people are offended because he is linking homosexuality with child molestation. More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011 - 4:50 pm

The Wire Summarized In Five Minutes Via The Lion King

It is one of my greatest ongoing sources of shame that I have still not finished watching The Wire. Now I don’t have to! JK! I linked to this thing without even watching it. Get those spoilers away from my eyes! Now that school is out, I’ll have the time to watch seasons 2-5. Maybe… More »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011 - 4:15 pm

Verily, Thor Was Ridiculous!

(Note: This review is pretty much spoiler-free. Even if something looks like a spoiler, it doesn’t really tell you anything. Also, I think that the plot would have to make logical sense to be spoiled anyway, so…)

“It was hilariously bad. It was funnier than Precious, and it made lessMore »

By: Godsauce / May 11, 2011 - 3:30 pm

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I don’t think I’ve said this, but I love you guys. I haven’t been around, but I always planned on coming back. I’ll miss this place and all of you.

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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum

I guess L.A. really is your now. Good luck.

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August 3, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post

Sorry. I’m out of practice.

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July 31, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Alien Gossip At The Big Game

Something something Carlos Danger.

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July 31, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Alien Gossip At The Big Game

You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in: I am not in danger, lilbobbytables. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!

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January 10, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Dress Up As Smurfs And Cause Crimes
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December 7, 2012 on Ugh, Jurassic Prank!

I’d do a lot of things just to fuck with head.

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December 7, 2012 on News Anchor Proposes Live On-Air, Is Immediately Fired (Hopefully)

This makes me very concerned about someone’s knee.

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November 30, 2012 on Russia Powers Internet For 100 More Years

I wish I were still a monster. I’d have told Captain Boring that Victoria Jackson’s dog was named America. He’d have felt like such a dick until I came clean that she was really weeping about the country’s future.

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