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You Can Make It Up: Gabe Delahaye Buys And Eats A Chocolate Donut

It was always a little bit difficult for Gabe Delahaye to leave his apartment without Birdie. After all, in a world filled with…
Godsauce | May 11, 2011 - 6:00 pm

We Are Only A Means To An End

Have you ever felt like you were just a pawn in a gigantic game of chess, that individual choice is an illusion, and that every…
Godsauce | May 11, 2011 - 5:25 pm

But Really, How Gay Is A Sweet-Smelling Jockstrap?

I don’t know about y’all, but I think I like this judge. He manages to roundly offend people across the board, but he probably mea…
Godsauce | May 11, 2011 - 4:50 pm
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The Wire Summarized In Five Minutes Via The Lion King

It is one of my greatest ongoing sources of shame that I have still not finished watching The Wire. Now I don’t have to! JK!
Godsauce | May 11, 2011 - 4:15 pm

Verily, Thor Was Ridiculous!

(Note: This review is pretty much spoiler-free. Even if something looks like a spoiler, it doesn't really tell you anything. Also, I…
Godsauce | May 11, 2011 - 3:30 pm

Comments from Godsauce

I don’t think I’ve said this, but I love you guys. I haven’t been around, but I always planned on coming back. I’ll miss this place and all of you.

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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum

I guess L.A. really is your now. Good luck.

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August 3, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post

Sorry. I’m out of practice.

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July 31, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Alien Gossip At The Big Game

Something something Carlos Danger.

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July 31, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Alien Gossip At The Big Game

You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in: I am not in danger, lilbobbytables. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!

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January 10, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Dress Up As Smurfs And Cause Crimes
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December 7, 2012 on Ugh, Jurassic Prank!

I’d do a lot of things just to fuck with head.

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December 7, 2012 on News Anchor Proposes Live On-Air, Is Immediately Fired (Hopefully)

This makes me very concerned about someone’s knee.

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November 30, 2012 on Russia Powers Internet For 100 More Years

I wish I were still a monster. I’d have told Captain Boring that Victoria Jackson’s dog was named America. He’d have felt like such a dick until I came clean that she was really weeping about the country’s future.

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November 12, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments