Comments from goldgamegold

Truly, what better place than the AIDS Foundation's Oscar party than your subtle reveal of the Harry and the Hendersons reboot?
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February 26, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It Contest: Jim Carrey Wearing Big Fake Feet For Some Reason
Really? The National Treasure franchise gets a shout out but The Rock is snubbed? For shame highschool nerds.
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February 26, 2013 on This Clip From A Regional Game Show For Children In Which All The Boys Love Nicolas Cage Is My Favorite Video On The Internet Today
I hate to be the guy to cry "fake" but that was the part (after the elevator) that made me think this whole thing was highly suspicious. If that dude did have his ID, the guy at the desk wouldn't want to touch it.
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February 26, 2013 on Never Leave The House
If that ring were still on sale I would totally buy it for my wife.
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February 25, 2013 on Star Wars Jewelry As Example Of How It Is Now Time To Relax
Do you think that Fred Spencer is really proud of these and posts them on his Facebook wall for his friends and family to see? And they politely comment on them, or subscribe to his YouTube channel, but then, in the dark of night, cover their eyes and shake their heads and worry that tomorrow Fred will post another frightening look into his psychosis? 'Cause fear of that happening is pretty much why I don't create stuff.
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February 25, 2013 on Marbles On Zumba And Feminism
This song will surely be a smash (smash, suh-mash) hit.
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February 13, 2013 on Girl Stuff: Would You Date Kai, The Hatchet Wielding Hitchhiker?
I AM fairly familiar with Skrillex because I believe that it's all right to like terrible music, and not only do I not recognize the song that he is "covering" but I can't even really detect a general Skrillex quality in it.
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January 31, 2013 on This Is Just A Very Good Skrillex Cover
My day/week is tangentially related to the Beyontroversy 'cause I moved to New Orleans last year which has been fine up until last week. There were six parades Saturday! I think there were three on Sunday, and then it's just generally crazy 'cause of the Super Bowl and then a week after the Super Bowl is Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras. So my city is gonna be pretty much fucked for about a month and a half straight and it kinda sucks. Who would live here? Besides me, obviously.
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January 31, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I don't know, the whole thing was ~3 minutes and then they dispersed, presumably leaving traffic to resume pretty quickly? It seems like it could've been a lot worse, and it does seem kinda sweet. I'm a big softy for marriage/proposals, so maybe my judgment is clouded.
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January 30, 2013 on Biker Gang Public Highway Marriage Proposal
Jesus Christ, I would buy a CD of that. He sounds a lot like early P.O.S. and his lyrics are pretty damned good. Of course, Krispy Kreme/Froggy Fresh has always been a pretty obviously talented writer, for being so prolific if nothing else.
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January 10, 2013 on The First Jam Of 2013: Froggy Fresh – “Same Old Kid”
What do you call a hype man who does no hyping? Anyway, Triple M is the best.
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January 10, 2013 on The First Jam Of 2013: Froggy Fresh – “Same Old Kid”
My sister and her children have a few goats, some raised for slaughter, some for breeding and milk, some just for pets. Her kids, 5, 5, and 3, named the goats and named the one meant for slaughter "Dinner". It's funny and somewhat morbid, but it's also important and good for them that they understand where food comes from, that an animal has to die in order for them, as a family, to eat one meal. PETA (who is horrible and shitty and fuck them) should be glad that Honey Boo Boo knows and recognizes that chicken nuggets aren't just born of the freezer or McDonalds and have an emotional attachment to the source.
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November 9, 2012 on PETA Target Honey Boo Boo In Chicken Naming Scandal!
I may be crazy (almost definitely) but her jaw-line and eyes reminded me of somebody.
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November 2, 2012 on Excuse Me, Sir, Your Child’s Costume Is Too Scary
Of course! Adding on to my story, when I got to the vet they were all like "We can't see you for an hour" so we went to a park, at which I took this picture!
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October 31, 2012 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I had to take my puppy to the vet 'cause he has blisters all over his paws, which is terrible, but the vet said he's gonna be fine and gave me antibiotics, which is great.
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October 31, 2012 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
What do y'all think, can I whip one of these up in 8 days?
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October 23, 2012 on Seeing Your Nightmares Behind The Scenes
This is way past the relevance for this post, but I totally recognize this as being filmed in Southlake, Texas in this shopping center (there's an Apple Store there, so I used to go there a lot).,-97.129014&spn=0.005213,0.009645&t=w&z=17&lci=com.panoramio.all
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October 2, 2012 on “Coffee Or Tea” – Lisa Gail Allred [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
This is the same man who, four years ago, didn't believe that there was a black man named Barack Obama running for president. Which now, actually, makes a lot more sense.
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September 20, 2012 on DMX’s First Encounter With Google (And A Computer?)
I honestly thought this was a cover of "Wally World".
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September 19, 2012 on Jewel Performs “The Walmart Song”