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Comments from gorgy

Am I the only one worried about Lisa Kudrow’s non-invite?

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June 28, 2013 on I’m Worried About Jennifer Aniston’s And Courtney Cox’s Friendship, You Guys!

Not really. Anyone with internet access and keeps Yahoo as their homepage simply out of habit would be defined as a hipster

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March 7, 2013 on Is Bradley Cooper’s Jogging Suit From Silver Linings Playbook Going To Be The Hipster Halloween Costume Of 2013?

After reading countless trend pieces over the past 8-12 months, I sincerely do not know what defines being a hipster anymore. The term is so nebulous at this point. Could someone please narrow it down?

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March 7, 2013 on Is Bradley Cooper’s Jogging Suit From Silver Linings Playbook Going To Be The Hipster Halloween Costume Of 2013?

Instead of The Gummy Awards, would you like to share your own personal Woodie Awards?

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December 28, 2012 on Crushes Of 2012

When I was younger, they used to give out satin jackets at some wrestling tournaments in instead of a trophy. What am I going to do with a jacket emblazoned with 6th place on the back?

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December 28, 2012 on Crushes Of 2012

Honestly, the only show I watch regularly is Shark Tank.

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December 26, 2012 on Favorite TV Shows Of 2012

George’s mother joins The Real Housewives of New York

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December 10, 2012 on Best New Party Game: @SeinfeldToday

Congrats to the few of you who get this reference:

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December 7, 2012 on News Anchor Proposes Live On-Air, Is Immediately Fired (Hopefully)

Airplane is worse because if the person says no, then you’re stuck sitting next to them and a bunch of embarrased strangers. If that happens at the mall, at least you can go get a slice at Sbarros

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December 7, 2012 on News Anchor Proposes Live On-Air, Is Immediately Fired (Hopefully)

I’d like to see Matt Lauer propose to Ann Curry on air just to fuck with head some more. I’m a bad person.

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December 7, 2012 on News Anchor Proposes Live On-Air, Is Immediately Fired (Hopefully)

My nickname in high school was Jelly Bean. True Story.

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December 3, 2012 on Krispy Kreme Needs A New Rap Name

She should have transformed into Tara Reid years ago, but the residual affect of Ryan Seacrest-produced reality tv combined with the cultural impact of lobotomized Malibu Stacys like Jessica Simpson and Paris Hilton that basically shat over any progress made in how women are viewed in mainstream culture over the past decade allowed her to remain “relevant” for far too long. She should just stop and marry rich. Its a win-win for all of us

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November 29, 2012 on An Open Letter To America: We Just Cannot With The Lindsay Lohan Anymore

I thought he was a figment of my imagination

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November 26, 2012 on Trotify Makes Your Bike Sound Like An Asshole

Making your bike sound like a horse is pretty lame. I think this means I have to shoot you? I don’t know, I didn’t grow up on a farm

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November 26, 2012 on Trotify Makes Your Bike Sound Like An Asshole

They’re just going to CGI Goofy into all Jar Jar scenes. At least that is what’s happening in my head right now

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October 31, 2012 on Star Wars: Episode 7

I think the circus analogy is apt because they all eventually began dressing as clowns

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October 18, 2012 on No More Sex And The City Movies?!!?!

Those dancing prisoners in the Philippines just got served

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October 8, 2012 on Ohio State Marching Band Expose Themselves As NERDS!

Well, I owned the Wayne’s World VCR Board Game and you don’t see me bragging about it. (because I shouldn’t – it’s terrible)

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September 27, 2012 on An Oral History Of Cheers

Lets add The Witches of Eastwick and make it a Cher Triple Feature

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September 20, 2012 on What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch?

Moonstruck. I used to watch this movie all the time when I was six.

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September 20, 2012 on What Is A Movie That You Want To Rewatch That We Should All Rewatch?