Graham

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I was going to say he sounds like Rodney Dangerfield, but potato potahto
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March 29, 2010 on Writer Apologizes For Battlefield Earth, Now Just Needs To Apologize For His Apology
Why must we sully drag queens' good name with this insulting Kesha comparison? Let's call a spade a spade: she looks like an unbathed brain-damaged floozy playing dress-up without a mirror. Drag queens are classier than that!
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March 22, 2010 on Ke$ha Ba¢k Pedal$ Furiou$ly, I$ The Wor$t
My favorite thing about Videogum is how you take inane new stories, uncontrollably pointless PR nonsense, and essentially the lowest dregs of pop culture, and you recontextualize it in a way that's not annoyingly academic, but does offer a sense of insight that is found on no other blog. I appreciate when you go beyond the mere presentation of what is awful and what is sublime in the inescapable stream of media, to say something simultaneously profound and comical. So yeah, not much of a suggestion, just more of that please :)
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January 4, 2010 on How’s Our Driving?
Better: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QyqAglaojY
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November 24, 2009 on Eric Wareheim Wareheim’s It Up In Eric Wareheim Town
Stop it, Internet. You're giving me way too much Heene family footage to sort through. Wake me up when the true crime documentary comes out, or at least the Law & Order: SVU dramatization.
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October 21, 2009 on Richard Heene Has Always Been Terrible
They spent "$15 million" putting Levi Johnston in front of a white background with his bodyguard/talent agent, and then making approximately 4 assistants lackadaisically shout "Levi..." off camera. The math logic stopped at pop culture + sex + pistachio nuts = all the money
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October 5, 2009 on We Should Buy More Pistachio Nuts, You Guys
Sharon and Fred seem sincerely rad. I've got nothing snarky to say, just giving snaps.
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September 25, 2009 on More Important Relationship Advice From Fred And Sharon
Perhaps it was the printers in the basement?
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September 24, 2009 on It’s Life, Jump Into Life, With Carrie Brownstein And James Mercer
Seriously. This video gave me intense PTSD flashbacks to commercial audition workshops.
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September 24, 2009 on My Invitation Must Have Gotten Lost In The Blood
Senseless killings.
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September 21, 2009 on Matthew Lillard Is Back, Son!
A spoonful of bubblegum makes the pizza go down, just as a heaping of pop culture makes the despairing sociological analysis go down.
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September 17, 2009 on You Can Make It Up: Kanye West And Taylor Swift Have A Bubblegum Pizza Party
The autumn equinox isn't for another week. Maybe death will throw us a bone and take care of Glenn Beck, or at least Jay Leno.
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September 15, 2009 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Patrick Swayze
Does anyone know when Turkish Prison Villa: Cycle 1 comes out on DVD in NTSC?? I downloaded torrents but I want to watch it in 720p.
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September 11, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Reality TV Destroys Lives
Oh cool, a movie based on The Sunscreen Song.
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September 9, 2009 on Up In The Air Looks Pretty Good, I Guess!
Don't worry about the expensive wedding, Gabe, we can just put it on my bill.
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August 31, 2009 on The Fuzzy Morality Of The Duck Fashion Parade
Dear people who missed the humor in Alex's comically oversimplified description of Sal and Don's London Fog conversation and it's obvious subtle double entendre: you fail.
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August 20, 2009 on Mad Men: Don Draper Gives Everyone The Business
By the way, the Internet totally failed to report on a Law and Order episode that aired earlier this year, based on the JT Leroy scandal, but with a charcter named SWEETY-NESS and supporting guest spots from Heather Matarrazo and Vivica A. Fox. And Jeremy Sisto uttering the words, "You're nothing but a truck stop twink." Yes, that happened.
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August 17, 2009 on Ripped From The Headlolololines
Brenda Dickson is suing for royalties!
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August 3, 2009 on No Scarf Problems For Us This Week, You Guys
Oh shit... by watching this trailer we collectively killed Michael Jackson.
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June 25, 2009 on The Box Is The Book Of Questions: The Movie
This looks like a commercial for "Heroes" from the mystical voice-over to the mystical music
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June 17, 2009 on Big Surprise: The New Scientology Ads Are Creepy, Insane