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"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." – Some Guy Whose Name I Can't Remember Well, I hope that clears everything up. In order to understand the mystery of the black goo, we'll just have to wait until we invent something similar that replaces our boring old nuclear weapons. Then we will surely understand why some weird, inefficient tar-like substance that changes people into zombies and makes them pregnant with nightmare babies is a good idea to weaponize and mass produce. "I say we black goo the site from orbit.... It's the only way to be sure." –Cpl. Hicks from Aliens, New Revised Standard Version
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June 26, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: Prometheus
A performer who sings in falsetto is referred to as a countertenor, and opera companies that perform baroque opera with original instruments use countertenors. During the Baroque era, many heroes were sung by men singing in falsetto. These roles were generally sung by castrated eunuchs known as castrati, before the process of castrating talented young boys was deemed immoral (just another example of liberals stepping in and ruining things for everyone). I'm pretty sure that Handel's Julius Caesar was sung by a castrato or countertenor. I've been struggling my entire life to understand why this style of singing has grown unpopular, and finally my frustrations have been relieved by the ignorant, cheering mass of human cattle at America's Got Talent. Does anyone else have any idea as to why men singing in falsetto isn't cool anymore? I just don't get it.
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June 7, 2012 on Our Dreams Are So Small
"These alien pretzels are making me alien thirsty."
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May 24, 2012 on None Of Rihanna’s Lines Of Dialogue From Battleship
I thought your explanation was really interesting. I don't know any of the rules of grammar, except for those I understand intuitively. After your explanation of why it was correct to break the rule in the case of Captain Kirk's, "To boldly go" line, it occurred to me that people often split infinitives with curse words. Maybe this is because, either consciously or subconsciously, their intention is to emphasize the curse over the action, and taking the spotlight away from the action does exactly that.
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May 22, 2012 on Kristen Stewart Has The World’s Shittiest Life
I thought fame equaled a smorgasbord of young ladies to sleep with.
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April 11, 2012 on Everything About This Nike Video Is A Terrible Fucking Lie
Whoa! I just got to the end of the video.... Stop playing the music! You're making the laughing man sad!
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March 15, 2012 on Poor Woman’s Husband Can’t Stop Laughing
Maybe his wife is just really funny. What a lucky guy to have such a funny wife.
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March 15, 2012 on Poor Woman’s Husband Can’t Stop Laughing
I just want to say that I, too, found the digital short to be quite humorous. Maybe Kelly just didn't "get" it.
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March 14, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Jonah Hill And The Shins
Yeah, Jonah Hill was great in it. It disappointed me that Kelly marginalized it as though it were just the same as any past J-Pop sketch.
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March 14, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Jonah Hill And The Shins
This is a reply to Facetaco's last comment. I'm way late to the game, and no one's going to read this, but it's late, I'm drunk, and feel compelled to write it anyway. Facetaco, "Chuckie's" "sarcastic and condescending tone" was totally called for. Your comments sucked, and he was calling you out. You're the one being an arrogant prick, and your response was, ironically, ridiculously condescending. I'm sure you feel like royalty on this website because for some miserable reason your lamo comments end up in the Monster's Ball on the regular, but I'm pretty sure that's just because most people here like to thumb up the d-bags who compulsively post comments on this blog like it's their job. Go fuck yourself. Yeah, that's a pretty harsh comment, and sort of a backhanded indictment of the Monster's Ball, and I've never really felt animosity toward Facetaco... but that comment really pissed me off, and so does the Monster's Ball. And, I'm drunk. And, no one will read this, but I want to write it anyway.... Good night, and good fuck yourself, everyone.
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January 29, 2012 on Four More Years Of Obama Singing Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together”
They have to come up with a name for the restaurant; they have to decorate the restaurant; they have to clean the bathrooms for the restaurant. And one of them has to be a maitre'd. That is why it is such a fucking insane, ass-rape of a challenge.
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January 12, 2012 on Top Chef S09E09: Restaurant Snores
You goddamn fucking bastard.... Take it back!
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December 20, 2011 on Hey, Let’s Execute The Guy Who Leaked The Wolverine Movie
Well, there goes my appetite for porcupine soup. Why must all the animals in the animal kingdom be so cute... and delicious? Oh, and doesn't that giant rodent in the swimming pool belong in a fireswamp or something?
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November 30, 2011 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
Well, then upvote it.
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November 23, 2011 on Please Leave Your Pro Mirror, Mirror Comments In The Comments
This is just like when Carrot Top beat Bill Hicks for best comedian. This sexiest man alive thing needs to stop being a popularity contest!
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November 18, 2011 on You Can Make It Up: Ryan Gosling, The World’s Second Sexiest Man Alive
Lets not, and say we didn't.
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November 15, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E05: Ever Done In It A Hayloft?
Now that Glen's not a virgin, I think he'll be standing up for himself more often. Also, their first plan wasn't very good, either. How many cans of reconstituted ham product do they have lying around up there? It's like they don't even know how to behave in a regular apocalypse, let alone a zombie one.
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November 7, 2011 on The Walking Dead S02E04: This SHOW Is A Discrete Feminine Product (What?)
Why don't you learn to punctuate for god's glory? God really appreciates it when his supporters don't sound like morons in internet comment sections.
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October 23, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Photo Of Kirk Cameron Celebrating His Birthday
Hey, thanks man. I haven't even seen Zardoz which is an inside joke I have with myself. Now you know the inside joke, too. Unless you never return to this thread. My real name is Graham, which is the inspiration for my username.... All right, going to stop talking now.
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October 19, 2011 on Ricky Gervais Has Gone Completely Off The Rails