Grey Bardems

Comments from Grey Bardems

I sat through a lot of commercials before and after these commercials. Ya-Hooooooo
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April 10, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
I actually did think the pacing was clunky, especially in the first half. Then I remembered: Jon Hamm directed this episode.
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March 27, 2012 on Well, So, Let’s Talk About Mad Men
This is my favorite trampoline accident video ever because it was the gentlest.
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March 21, 2012 on Trampoline Accident: Sports Edition
"WTF is on at 9? Ok, I'll tune in at 9:15." - future me
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March 19, 2012 on Life Is Always Just A Give And Take
Yo? Yo.
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February 20, 2012 on Old Guy Challenge: Guitar Old Guy VS. Yo-Yo Old Guy
Or presidents stuck in their tubs.
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February 20, 2012 on Old Guy Challenge: Guitar Old Guy VS. Yo-Yo Old Guy
Yeah that was weird to me, too. I like the internet (I know, I'm an iconoclast). There's a place for everyone. You can be vapid and materialistic, you can share your menstruation story, you can make cat puns - whatever, there's room for everybody. If you're gonna be like "eww I can't handle even reading about this thing that literally 50% of all humans experience" then fine, stick to trampolines, but don't act like you get to arbitrate what gets shared.
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February 3, 2012 on Everything Now The Same As It Ever Was But More So
Funny story, he's not on a hill. He just leans really far to the right.
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December 9, 2011 on Rick Perry’s Hatred Is OUR Generation’s Rebecca Black’s “Friday”
how does this not have more upvotes?
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November 17, 2011 on The Prophecy Was True! Pure Evil Unleashed Upon Us All!
As a former Christian, I totally get that feeling of embarrassment. Because... Christianity is embarrassing. God will forgive you for being what he made you if you can suppress your healthy skepticism enough to believe Jesus rose from the dead? But God "hardens" some people's hearts against repentance just so he can show off his power (Exodus 4:21, Romans 9: 16-24)? It's 2011. We know there was never an Adam & Eve. There was no fall from grace. All those stories about Jesus performing miracles and being born of a virgin and rising from the dead - that stuff was ripped off from earlier Hellenic myths (so much so that some early Christians believed Satan planted those Greek myths in the past so that people would doubt Jesus). The gospels were written not by eyewitnesses; at best they came 30 or 40 years after the events they described. Based on a few decades of the telephone game. If adults today can swallow Scientology, of course people in a Roman province in 70 C.E. could swallow the Jesus myths. Most Christians don't actually care whether or not it's true. They just like the benefits: community, a sense of purpose, etc. I'm just saying that you can have love, wonder, grace and meaning without faith. But to be a crusader, or an inquisitor, or a homophobe, or to believe that hellfire awaits anyone who doesn't accept their own "sinfulness" and buy into the fairy tales you happened to grow up with - that kind of misanthropy takes faith. I can tell from your posts that you're not that kind of awful Christian, so thank you; no need to apologize for the moronic ones. But I don't think they're misrepresenting Christianity, unless you've adopted a new, Jeffersonian Christianity that omits all the human pettiness and superstition.
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November 3, 2011 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: The Left Behind Reboots
Dmitry Belyaev bred tame foxes within a few generations, so you could probably do the same with cheetahs and bears if you had enough of them. And you could breed for smallness the same way humans bred toy dogs.
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September 28, 2011 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
Does anybody have Amy Sedaris' email? I just have to ask her a question real quick.
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August 31, 2011 on Amy Sedaris Was On Jimmy Fallon Last Night And It Was Fantastic
hackers-who-shall-not-be-named must have removed the link that was supposed to be in this post.
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August 29, 2011 on Anonymous Protesters Helping Time Warner
we should all be so lucky as to find something that makes us rich and shameless.
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August 10, 2011 on A. Samuels Is “Livin De Life”
I count on Winwood to never be better than he has to be.
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August 4, 2011 on Teen Korner: A Slow Dance For Teens
Yuk it up, but it's only a matter of time before one vgum monster says to another, "I want to upvote you for the rest of my life."
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May 26, 2011 on That’s Your Marriage Proposal: World Of Warcraft Marriage Proposal
this guy has a whole site of home hygiene tips: This is our generation's Book of Leviticus.
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May 25, 2011 on Tips On Using The Toilet
Gabe is our Anwar al-Awlaki. Inshallah, I will make jokes with him soon!,0
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April 17, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Mr. White hat Goatee's voice and inflections sound so incredibly similar to Sam Harris ( which makes me hope that maybe Sam Harris is using Face/Off technology to create this big spirituality thing to prove some point.
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April 13, 2011 on Meet Braco, Be Changed
Totally unrealistic. Nobody in San Francisco drinks real milk.
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April 4, 2011 on The Governator Trailer, You Guys
During the last round of guest blogging, I was bummed that there was no Mans. So I'm thankful for his turn. I've been admiring those pieces of prose on Mans' website for a long time. And he really classes up this joint. Mans, I like your voice. Your writing has wit with substance and integrity without condescension.
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March 15, 2011 on And Now It Is Time To Rest
too short; I read it twice! I wish more movie reviews were like this.
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March 15, 2011 on What is the HTML for “Vomit”?: A Review of Battle: Los Angeles
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March 9, 2011 on Herbie & Jabby
is this how babby formed?
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March 2, 2011 on Oh Man, This Dude Has No Idea
I forget what site I was on where my mouse passed over a photo of some celebrities and a popup told me where to buy each item of their outfits. Gabe, could we please implement that technology for cases like this? Much obliged.
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March 1, 2011 on Looky Looky!
Technically, that's a 2011 death. And ever since Planetary, I'm verrry suspicious when I the 4 are around.
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March 1, 2011 on Giving Corey Haim The Oscar “In Memorium” Treatment He Deserved
I once knew a friend of a friend who heard an anecdote about a friend who read something online about someone who wished he could give Grrg and Blergh way more upvotes.
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February 25, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments