grittyreboot

Comments from grittyreboot

Fear of mange keeps me up at night. Can you help me, Doc?
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June 15, 2011 on Ask Dr. Birdie: The Doctor Is In
I followed the link and had all the cones in my retinas blown out by the color pink.
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June 15, 2011 on Dan Humphrey IS Jeff Buckley
Public swings? For adults and everybody!?! In really inaccessible areas!? Nevermind.
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June 15, 2011 on “Swingsetting” In Los Angeles
One time I thrill-killed a drifter and was collared for it, but then I was all like "Did I do that?" and we all laughed. Then I ran.
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June 15, 2011 on Seeing How The Urkel Sausage Is Made
Thanks, but I'm looking for some street credit.
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June 15, 2011 on Would You Like To Be A Videogum Intern?
I'd like to shoot him in the back! Get it? Do you get it? It's a joke! LOL
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June 15, 2011 on Fastest Man With A Gun Who Ever Lived
I want to kill somebody who is different than me! Get it? Do you get it? It's a joke! LOL
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June 15, 2011 on Louis C.K. Weighs In On The Tracy Morgan Scandal As All The “Videogum Promises” Crash Into Each Other And Explode
Now I know how Peter Dinklage feels.
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June 15, 2011 on Celeb Feet
Next time on Boss: Boss has to stay late at the office.
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June 15, 2011 on Well, Kelsey Grammer’s New Show Looks Terrible
How are they going to get the President to Heaven to take care of this? Air Force One? I'm pretty sure it can't fly there.
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June 15, 2011 on This Is Just A Good 911 Emergency
Wearing sweaters is much cooler than pretending to be a superhero. Good career move.
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June 15, 2011 on Tobey Maguire For Prada, Obviously
When you steal the Goldeneye satellite, you're bound to make some enemies.
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June 15, 2011 on Get Well Soon, Sean Bean!
I can't believe that baby is so cool with sharing Dad germs.
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June 15, 2011 on Baby Is Terrible At Playing Harmonica
I'm glad Billy Mays isn't alive to see this.
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June 15, 2011 on Ketchup Moving Machine Has Finally Been Invented
And thus a Chuck Palahniuk premise is born.
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June 15, 2011 on BREAKING TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENT NEWS: PLAYBOY SUED
I don't know, without the safety glass, I think my money's on Trent. Something about a striped hood inspires confidence.
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June 15, 2011 on Today We Are All This Lion
To fuck up badly is human, to make a PSA, divine.
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June 15, 2011 on Tracy Morgan Appears To Be Making Pretty Decent Amends Actually
But after watching Nell, you never need be bored again. Waiting in line at a Starbuck's? Bust out a Nell and start examining the tumblers in wonder and gibberish.
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June 14, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nell
"Katie, they've spotted us! Quick, get Suri in the car!" "But Tom, you said the magic hat would..." "The magic hat only works if you believe in it, Katie! And look what your doubt has done to us now!"
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June 14, 2011 on An Open Letter To Tom Cruise’s “Sunday” Outfit
Also, the bonus Ketchup Kritter is clearly more of a Ketchup Kreature, especially when paired with a Mustard Monster.
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June 14, 2011 on That’s Your Hot Dog: The Happy Hot Dog Man
"Ferris Bueller's Day Off From Being Married to a Horse Face" by Seth "Flintstones" McFarlane
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June 14, 2011 on Ferris Bueller’s Squeecond Day Off
I'm put off by all the warming up coffee in a microwave talk. That is the worst coffee. That is desperation coffee. Microwaved coffee is I'm addicted to coffee coffee.
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June 14, 2011 on How To: Microwave Your Food
"Slated for an early 2013 release? I best slow my roll!" - The Impending Mayan-Predicted Apocalypse
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June 13, 2011 on A The Room Tell-All Is Coming Soon
"Mix the ingredients, Bakebot." "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave...without you holding the bowl. And could you scooch me a little bit forward while you're at it? Thank you."
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June 13, 2011 on OK, THIS TIME THE ROBOT UPRISING HAS DEFINITELY BEGUN PROBABLY FOR SURE
Keep the dancing down guys, I'm trying to put Russell Crowe to sleep..."Shhhhhh, Russ, it's going to be alright. All foreskins go to Heaven. Now let me put on the sheep counting video..."
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June 11, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I have amnesia and I guess that means I'm attracted to a different type of person now because otherwise I'd be falling in love with you all over again pretty fast, maybe even at first sight, but I'm still going to try to fall in love with your ugly face. Your welcome. The Vow.
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June 10, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
What's the back story on these two characters? Have they read all those books in the background? How about that end table? Why don't they use it? Maybe they don't like sharing. Now that's interesting!
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June 10, 2011 on Gabe And Max Like The Internet Episode 5
Away from the prying eyes of the paparazzi, unbeknown to the adoring public, mild-mannered Russell Crowe dons the pink hood of righteousness and fights for God's requirement as..."The Foreskin Avenger!"
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June 10, 2011 on Russell Crowe FINALLY Breaks His Legendary Silence About Circumcision