grittyreboot

Comments from grittyreboot

Fear of mange keeps me up at night. Can you help me, Doc?

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June 15, 2011 on Ask Dr. Birdie: The Doctor Is In

I followed the link and had all the cones in my retinas blown out by the color pink.

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June 15, 2011 on Dan Humphrey IS Jeff Buckley

Public swings? For adults and everybody!?! In really inaccessible areas!? Nevermind.

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June 15, 2011 on “Swingsetting” In Los Angeles

One time I thrill-killed a drifter and was collared for it, but then I was all like “Did I do that?” and we all laughed. Then I ran.

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June 15, 2011 on Seeing How The Urkel Sausage Is Made

Thanks, but I’m looking for some street credit.

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June 15, 2011 on Would You Like To Be A Videogum Intern?

I’d like to shoot him in the back! Get it? Do you get it? It’s a joke! LOL

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June 15, 2011 on Fastest Man With A Gun Who Ever Lived

I want to kill somebody who is different than me! Get it? Do you get it? It’s a joke! LOL

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June 15, 2011 on Louis C.K. Weighs In On The Tracy Morgan Scandal As All The “Videogum Promises” Crash Into Each Other And Explode

Now I know how Peter Dinklage feels.

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June 15, 2011 on Celeb Feet

Next time on Boss: Boss has to stay late at the office.

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June 15, 2011 on Well, Kelsey Grammer’s New Show Looks Terrible

How are they going to get the President to Heaven to take care of this? Air Force One? I’m pretty sure it can’t fly there.

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June 15, 2011 on This Is Just A Good 911 Emergency

Wearing sweaters is much cooler than pretending to be a superhero. Good career move.

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June 15, 2011 on Tobey Maguire For Prada, Obviously

When you steal the Goldeneye satellite, you’re bound to make some enemies.

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June 15, 2011 on Get Well Soon, Sean Bean!

I can’t believe that baby is so cool with sharing Dad germs.

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June 15, 2011 on Baby Is Terrible At Playing Harmonica

Flight of the Toasters N’ Moose.

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June 15, 2011 on The Fourth Summer Jam Of 2011: Toasters N’ Moose’s “Taste The Biscuit”

I’m glad Billy Mays isn’t alive to see this.

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June 15, 2011 on Ketchup Moving Machine Has Finally Been Invented

And thus a Chuck Palahniuk premise is born.

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June 15, 2011 on BREAKING TRAMPOLINE ACCIDENT NEWS: PLAYBOY SUED

I don’t know, without the safety glass, I think my money’s on Trent. Something about a striped hood inspires confidence.

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June 15, 2011 on Today We Are All This Lion

To fuck up badly is human, to make a PSA, divine.

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June 15, 2011 on Tracy Morgan Appears To Be Making Pretty Decent Amends Actually

But after watching Nell, you never need be bored again. Waiting in line at a Starbuck’s? Bust out a Nell and start examining the tumblers in wonder and gibberish.

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June 14, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nell