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"Katie, they've spotted us! Quick, get Suri in the car!" "But Tom, you said the magic hat would..." "The magic hat only works if you believe in it, Katie! And look what your doubt has done to us now!"
Also, the bonus Ketchup Kritter is clearly more of a Ketchup Kreature, especially when paired with a Mustard Monster.
"Ferris Bueller's Day Off From Being Married to a Horse Face" by Seth "Flintstones" McFarlane
I'm put off by all the warming up coffee in a microwave talk. That is the worst coffee. That is desperation coffee. Microwaved coffee is I'm addicted to coffee coffee.
"Slated for an early 2013 release? I best slow my roll!" - The Impending Mayan-Predicted Apocalypse
"Mix the ingredients, Bakebot." "I'm afraid I can't do that, Dave...without you holding the bowl. And could you scooch me a little bit forward while you're at it? Thank you."
Keep the dancing down guys, I'm trying to put Russell Crowe to sleep..."Shhhhhh, Russ, it's going to be alright. All foreskins go to Heaven. Now let me put on the sheep counting video..."
I have amnesia and I guess that means I'm attracted to a different type of person now because otherwise I'd be falling in love with you all over again pretty fast, maybe even at first sight, but I'm still going to try to fall in love with your ugly face. Your welcome. The Vow.
What's the back story on these two characters? Have they read all those books in the background? How about that end table? Why don't they use it? Maybe they don't like sharing. Now that's interesting!
Away from the prying eyes of the paparazzi, unbeknown to the adoring public, mild-mannered Russell Crowe dons the pink hood of righteousness and fights for God's requirement as..."The Foreskin Avenger!"
Don't let the conservatives get wind of this; they'll try to cut her disability.
I remember when programming that featured sex and drugs were popular on Mtv. They were called videos! Cha-Cheez!
I bet that dog's gotten out of so many tickets with that smile.
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Worst - 1. Hitler 2. Osama bin Laden 3. Charles Manson 4. Outsourced 5. Dick Cheney
A surrogate court judge had reduced Trouble's inheritance from 12 million to 2 million, which is the exact right amount of millions for a dog. Justice!
It's kinda like if Ru Paul and Atari Teenage Riot had a child. But only kinda.
I love her because whether she's serious or joking, it's always awkward.
I'm already bored with this upcoming movie announcement. I'm reading other movie announcements now.
That fake tattoo video makes me want to give my friends Frisbees with this week's Facebook profile picture on it. Gifts.
I'm from the Moon and some idiot astronaut left his moonbuggy parked in the "bike's only" crater and I crashed into it and flew endlessly into space because of a low gravitational field.
Fishmongers are known to be superstitious lot; mayhaps Gwyneth could ask hers about the Bible and other such whatnot.
I'd lip dub for Meredith Vieira! Which probably means something sexual and oral, but I'm not sure, and I'm not really sure I would.
Cool! I'm going to tell all my friends to search for "Gaping Swedish Chasms".
One time I watched this show and became a woman. True story.
That's some sensitive insider information that just got leaked there. PalGate.
This reminds me of the time I bought everything at McDonald's and auctioned off my goiter to the Smithsonian.
I like the way she commits to character and finds what's interesting about that character before presenting that character.
Say hello to your competition, Glenn Beck!
The best thing? It will probably never fade and look more like diseased skin.
Salt 2: Morton's Revenge.
The exclusive behind the scenes reality making of show will run until 9/12, which is a long time to watch shit come out of an ass.
The greatest pets are the ones that twitch and writhe when you hold them and then scurry far away when you let them go. Bonding. Love.
Is that hula hoop huge, or is it just the POV shot that makes the hula hoop look huge because that hula hoop looks huge (I'm not stoned).
Now I feel guilty for masturbating to the opening credits of Golden Girls.
The best way to pass along a racist, anti-Semitic message is to make a cloyingly cute cartoon about blue mushroom-dwelling elves. Brainwash success!