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Tom Hardy and Michael Fassbender. My uterus just exploded.
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November 14, 2012 on But Is Channing Tatum Your Sexiest Man Alive?
"This is a clown face." Thanks for the clarification. I was so confused at what I was looking at for an entire minute.
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October 2, 2012 on Man Inherits Terrifying Clown Collection Just In Time For Halloween
I didn't finish college because I loved napping too much, but Dustin Diamond came and did a horrendous stand up show. When my friend asked him to say "zoinks," he got very angry. You're welcome.
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May 17, 2012 on The Commencement Address Dream List
I know of another thing that is complete fiction and a fabrication that John Travolta seems to be well hung up on. Well, I'm off to take a stress test. I'm worried at my thetan levels.
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May 8, 2012 on John Travolta Rests His Case
Actually, his instincts were correct, seeing as T. Rex's vision is based on movement. I hypothesize that when the stupid mother kept moving, he decided his best option was to run. But, I'm no clever girl, so I could be wrong.
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May 7, 2012 on Genius Child Abandons Idiot Family In Face Of Dinosaur Threat
LIke an awesome reach? Yes.
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October 18, 2011 on Which One Of These Halloween Costumes Is The Coolest?
I like this.
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October 18, 2011 on Like Mah Status
I'm going as a slutty Steve Bartman.
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October 18, 2011 on Which One Of These Halloween Costumes Is The Coolest?
No, it's a Scorpion jacket.
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October 6, 2011 on Videogum Everywhere Mission: Don’t Buy A Drive Jacket
Coincidentally, I know what is up with Topher Grace. He was eating dessert with Camilla Belle at a restaurant near UCLA. You're welcome, World!
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August 30, 2011 on iTunes Has Some Great Labor Day Movie Suggestions!
Pregators
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August 30, 2011 on iTunes Has Some Great Labor Day Movie Suggestions!
I hope this is just like "Jeff'd!" That was a quality prank show.
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August 29, 2011 on Justin Bieber Has Punk’d His First Victim
Logged in just to upvote this. I am laughing. A lot.
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August 8, 2011 on This Is How You Run
The only reason I could accidentally fall into a storm drain is if it was raining and my friendship bracelet fell off into it and the friend that I was with couldn't pull me out and the rain was filling up the storm drain so quickly and I was about to drowned when that creepy guy with the bike, who I think is also the creepy guy from when I was Home Alone (no type-casto), pulls me out in the nick of time.
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July 25, 2011 on Man Getting Stuck In Storm Drain Story Is Confusing
What I didn't do was fast forward the entire episode and then rewind the kiss 50 times. Don't ask me about it, it did NOT happen.
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July 25, 2011 on True Blood S04E05: Eric And Sookie Sitting In A Tree, V-A-M-PIRE-I-N-G
Kris Kross, to be specific.
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July 25, 2011 on True Blood S04E05: Eric And Sookie Sitting In A Tree, V-A-M-PIRE-I-N-G
I saw this piece (of garbage?) and I considered buying it. I, eventually, went with "The Invisible Castle" from that My Two Dads episode. Good show, good reference, good purchase.
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July 20, 2011 on James Franco Sold What Now For $10,000?
Happy weekend everyone! I'm off to brave L.A.'s "Carmageddon." Super clever L.A., you're just the cleverest.
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July 15, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Cow, huh? I think someone may have just watched Australia. ZING! The door is which way? Ah, yes, there it is.
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July 12, 2011 on The Zooey Deschanel Vs. The Los Angeles Times Feud Is The Worst Feud