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Tom Hardy and Michael Fassbender. My uterus just exploded.

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November 14, 2012 on But Is Channing Tatum Your Sexiest Man Alive?

“This is a clown face.” Thanks for the clarification. I was so confused at what I was looking at for an entire minute.

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October 2, 2012 on Man Inherits Terrifying Clown Collection Just In Time For Halloween

I didn’t finish college because I loved napping too much, but Dustin Diamond came and did a horrendous stand up show. When my friend asked him to say “zoinks,” he got very angry. You’re welcome.

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May 17, 2012 on The Commencement Address Dream List

I know of another thing that is complete fiction and a fabrication that John Travolta seems to be well hung up on. Well, I’m off to take a stress test. I’m worried at my thetan levels.

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May 8, 2012 on John Travolta Rests His Case

Actually, his instincts were correct, seeing as T. Rex’s vision is based on movement. I hypothesize that when the stupid mother kept moving, he decided his best option was to run. But, I’m no clever girl, so I could be wrong.

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May 7, 2012 on Genius Child Abandons Idiot Family In Face Of Dinosaur Threat

LIke an awesome reach? Yes.

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October 18, 2011 on Which One Of These Halloween Costumes Is The Coolest?

I like this.

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October 18, 2011 on Like Mah Status

I’m going as a slutty Steve Bartman.

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October 18, 2011 on Which One Of These Halloween Costumes Is The Coolest?

No, it’s a Scorpion jacket.

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October 6, 2011 on Videogum Everywhere Mission: Don’t Buy A Drive Jacket

Coincidentally, I know what is up with Topher Grace. He was eating dessert with Camilla Belle at a restaurant near UCLA. You’re welcome, World!

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August 30, 2011 on iTunes Has Some Great Labor Day Movie Suggestions!

Pregators

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August 30, 2011 on iTunes Has Some Great Labor Day Movie Suggestions!

I hope this is just like “Jeff’d!” That was a quality prank show.

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August 29, 2011 on Justin Bieber Has Punk’d His First Victim

Logged in just to upvote this. I am laughing. A lot.

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August 8, 2011 on This Is How You Run

The only reason I could accidentally fall into a storm drain is if it was raining and my friendship bracelet fell off into it and the friend that I was with couldn’t pull me out and the rain was filling up the storm drain so quickly and I was about to drowned when that creepy guy with the bike, who I think is also the creepy guy from when I was Home Alone (no type-casto), pulls me out in the nick of time.

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July 25, 2011 on Man Getting Stuck In Storm Drain Story Is Confusing

What I didn’t do was fast forward the entire episode and then rewind the kiss 50 times. Don’t ask me about it, it did NOT happen.

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July 25, 2011 on True Blood S04E05: Eric And Sookie Sitting In A Tree, V-A-M-PIRE-I-N-G

Kris Kross, to be specific.

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July 25, 2011 on True Blood S04E05: Eric And Sookie Sitting In A Tree, V-A-M-PIRE-I-N-G

I saw this piece (of garbage?) and I considered buying it. I, eventually, went with “The Invisible Castle” from that My Two Dads episode. Good show, good reference, good purchase.

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July 20, 2011 on James Franco Sold What Now For $10,000?

Happy weekend everyone! I’m off to brave L.A.’s “Carmageddon.” Super clever L.A., you’re just the cleverest.

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July 15, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

Cow, huh? I think someone may have just watched Australia. ZING! The door is which way? Ah, yes, there it is.

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July 12, 2011 on The Zooey Deschanel Vs. The Los Angeles Times Feud Is The Worst Feud