guiltyb0b

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Wait a second, who did write this? While reading this I was totally hearing Gabes "voice" because it reads so much like a Gabe "joint". Hitting that "-Kelly" at the end was kind of jarring. Anyway, I love when Gabe gets all philosophical and poetical and shit while taking down some piece of cultural garbage and is one of my favorite things about this site.
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November 14, 2011 on An Open Letter To The People Who Saw Jack And Jill This Past Weekend
"Oh, Jesus Christ." -Me, refering to just about everything, fucking ever.
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November 9, 2011 on World’s Most Expensive Chocolate Pudding Chef Is A Liar Who Thinks We’re All Fools
"This is awesome! Bob Schieffer is my spirit animal!" -Jason Linkins, writing about Schieffer telling Herb Cain to "Say it, say it now!"
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October 31, 2011 on Herman Cain Does NOT Think Smoking Is Cool
jesus. when did videogum(TM) turn into "daily kiddie laff vid's"?
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October 26, 2011 on THIS IS WHAT A DINOSAUR FEELS LIKE
Hey, I was writing mean things about Kelly waaay before this "packt" person. Also, the stuff I was writing was waaaaaaaaay more unfair. Anyway, love ya kelly.
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October 21, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
nope. not touching this one either.
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October 20, 2011 on This Is Your Ashton Kutcher Fangirl Tattoo
ok. fine. I aint sayin' shit about this. Let's just say, "Lesson Learned".
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October 20, 2011 on A Terrible Surprise From A Beautiful Man
Ive read that book twice and I still couldn't tell you how it ends.
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October 14, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Damn, I was just watching that video last night. Weird.
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October 14, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Um, I think I might have accidentally discovered the reason why people troll comment boards. Also, I need a nap. All the time.
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September 30, 2011 on Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time
I know, and I'm sorry. Really.
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September 30, 2011 on Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time
Also, these aren't "Rules" they are just the reason I don't have tats (Dick McGoo? Was it hard to get your mom to sign the release form to get those tats?).
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September 30, 2011 on Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time
Having an opinion.
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September 30, 2011 on Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time
Oh. My bad. I would like to apologize to everyone I have offended. If it seems as though I am not marching in lock-step with you in my comments, it is only because I feel compelled to comment when my opinion differs with the majority. 99% of the time I think to myself, "Ah, what a clever chap (or Lorrie), this is why I keep coming back here. These people are clever and amusing." If my expressing an opinion that runs counter to the prevailing winds is "trolling" well, then, I guess I have been badly mistaken about this site. Also, jeez, lighten up about the skin art thing. Her arm is beautiful, it really is. Her arm is also only about 20-25 years old. Do any of you have any idea how many times she will have to have her entire arm redone in her lifetime?
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September 30, 2011 on Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time
Oh, are you aboriginal? My bad bro.
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September 30, 2011 on Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time
She is a lovely young lady.
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September 30, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Stop being modest. You know good and gosh darn well that if you wanted to you could make a fake account and win lowest rated comment every week. It would be all too easy...
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September 30, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Ssssssssssshhhhhh! Jesus girl. You see that picture? They will totally GIF that motherfucker if you aren't careful!
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September 30, 2011 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
fucking spell check
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September 30, 2011 on Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time
I don't have any actually for three simple reasons: 1. I am not a member of any Special Operations Forces group. 2. I have never successfully defended my country from foreign invasion forces. 3. I don't hate my mom.
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September 30, 2011 on Watch And Cry While A Deaf Woman Hears Her Voice For The First Time