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She was dead....but she got better. (I knew Crank 2 had to be good for something!)
The little girl? Isn't she from Look Who's Talking 4000 or something? The one where little Bruce Willis has Roseanne Barr for a sister.
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Here we go, Pop Quiz Kid... http://images.allmoviephoto.com/2007_Pirates_of_the_Caribbean:_At_World%27s_End/2007_potc_at_worlds_end_047.jpg Wait, what? D'OH.
Termin(ator)ally Avatarded. Puns don't work so well when misspelled...
Her bbq grill is messy, just like mine! I also like the way she inadvertently teased all the haters with "I'll chop these onions the way I learned from ....... cooking shows".
We will never be hip.... http://img.youtube.com/vi/zQ00laVt62c/0.jpg
Though I am still giddy from being invited to the Monster's Ball this weekend (I feel pretty!), I can't let this one go. I just want us to be the best monsters we can be. FEWER grapes, FEWER nubile barely eighteens. Easy way to remember - if you can count the noun, Fewer. If you can't count it, Less. (Fewer cars, less traffic.) I know I know, relax technogumlover. But this Red Panda still says no. Just as we all hate to hear that KIWS is bailing on vgum b/c of SW, le'ts not let "Less" unceremoniously take over the grammar board.
"It's not a Rave, it's a Happening!" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBRYXn-1k60
No, I second paperstreetsoap. Don't let Notsewfast's stolen pacifier fool you - close your office door for this one.
Yay sb, fellow public servant!
Hopefully he brings it out for his performance on Ellen on Thursday (for srs, he'll be seducing middle-aged dancing moms in less than 48 hours - can't wait!) (unemployed internet gossip addicts know the darndest things)
As an expert on 13-yr old girls (not in the "send me to jail" kind of way, yikes, bad phrasing!), I recognize those as This Is Edgy So I Don't Know If It's Cool Or Not So I'll Just Stare Blankly Until Someone Definitively Cool Makes The Final Judgment faces. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v316/CrazyKindOfBoy/Haylie02.jpg
WOW - this website is LOLarious / the scariest thing I have ever read. What they had to say about our favourite birdgirl Miley Cyrus: "This is what to expect when you let your daughters hang out with the wrong crowds. One second it is staying out late past 10:30 and weekend slumber parties, then the next it is gay dog orgies and drug induced lap dances with lesbians. It all leads to AIDS and death, with pregnancy." thanks, matt_mattmatt!
A friend of mine and her sister LOVED Nine Inch Nails back in high school. Christmastime and their mom wanted to get them the new CD. Went into the record shop and asked for "Nani Chanels". The record store people had no idea (is it world music? Classical?) so mom went through literally EVERY SECTION OF THE STORE looking for this artist. <3 <3 <3 Moms! They are adorable!!!!
KIW,S, I will join your cause. I thought we finally had reached a point where our little Oscar the Grouch was starting to be considered a welcome neighbour here on Videogum Street. Sadly, Steve learns a valuable lesson today. There are two things you never make fun of - people's kids or their pets. #themoreyouknow
There we go! Birdie, look what you got to look forward to! Yummm!
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I know!! I watched the whole thing hoping for the floor routine at the end, and Timmy did not disappoint. (srsly, there is some great move memorization here.)
I can't wait until the kitchen cover of Telephone. Mom comes out from behind the camera to play Beyonce and together they poison the Pantless Man.