Mr. Wonderful

Comments from gwe2101

Steve, if this was a high school, that comment would secure you my vote for Homecoming King.
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October 28, 2011 on Methinks The Michael Moore Doth Protest Too Much
Michael Moore has a picture of a Baby Gap in his wallet. #HeIsThe99%
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October 28, 2011 on Methinks The Michael Moore Doth Protest Too Much
The greatest trick Justin Bieber ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
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August 29, 2011 on Justin Bieber Has Punk’d His First Victim
After this Oscars perfornance, I dunno if I'll ever be able to look at Anne Hathaway's nude scenes the same way again.
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February 27, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party
I'm rooting for every human to lose and every Toy Story related anyone to win.
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February 27, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party
This sarcastic Fire Joe Morgan-ing of a GOOP newsletter will go down as Grandpa Gabe's tour de force.
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January 13, 2011 on Holy Shit: Gwyneth Paltrow Gives “Helpful Advice” To Busy “Working Moms” Like Herself
Ugh, that's supposed to be a reply to DirtySpace's "shortcomings" reference...I'll see myself out.
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January 11, 2011 on Jon Stewart Discusses The Arizona Shootings
Oh, I get it. Because he's 5'6". J/k LOL...we can still laugh at him being short, right?
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January 11, 2011 on Jon Stewart Discusses The Arizona Shootings
Completely agree, Steve. Though now that I'm putting it all together...are you trying to be Videogum's Mr. Brainwash?
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December 17, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Goodnight, 2010
pitted, the first rule of the BP Regal is not to talk about the BP Regal (sorry for bringing up "Fight Club"). But seriously, guy: Leave some of the pro tips for the pros!
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December 6, 2010 on Black Swan: A Movie Review
I bet Gwenyth Paltrow and/or the GOOP folks are behind this.
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November 18, 2010 on That’s Your Girlfriend: “Dance Naked In The Rain” Lady
Sobieski = Polish Vodka, no? How much do you love America really, Brucie? I say go fight the Poles!
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November 11, 2010 on Bruce Willis Toasts The Troops
Funkytown!
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November 11, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Kanye West Is A Lunatic
"I'd still hit it." -- Your Boyfriend
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November 8, 2010 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Colleen Thomas
Let's try it! "[Gabe] still talks a lot about his children, and having a fat body, and being divorced, and the pains of aging, and how young people are bullshit, and variations on the theme of jerking-off-SO-hard." LOL! It works!
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November 5, 2010 on The Videogum “Louis C.K. Promise”: Louis C.K. Live At Carnegie Hall
"I hope that it's available on iTunes after the episode airs, too. She's talented." -- Your girlfriend, after hearing the news while thumbing through the Winter 2011 L.L. Bean catalog.
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November 3, 2010 on Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow Will Sing Cee-Lo’s “Fuck You” On An Upcoming Episode Of Glee
That hurts, Steve. I remember all the details because though it's funny now, at the time it was pretty humiliating. Also, the Dodge Stratus reference is from SNL, which you of course knew, because you are smart. Whatever, the case, "Roll With It" is still hella rad.
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October 25, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Couples Retreat
Thanks for asking, Steve. It was the "manager" of the theater -- who looked like large manchild with a constellation of acne -- if I remember correctly. He definitely drove a Dodge Stratus.
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October 25, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Couples Retreat
Short story: I was dragged to see this movie against my will. I protested through the credits, and was very unhappy. Then, when the yoga instructor character -- whose accent was so bad it sounded like a college improv troupe member's idea of what Hank Azaria's Apu accent would sound like as a yoga instructor -- came out to do his grand "Speedo Swap" routine, I'd had enough, screamed "Oh, FUCK ME!" and was kicked out of the theater in front of my girlfriend, and her parents. The end.
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October 25, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Couples Retreat