Mr. Wonderful

Comments from Mr. Wonderful

Steve, if this was a high school, that comment would secure you my vote for Homecoming King.
+4 |
October 28, 2011 on Methinks The Michael Moore Doth Protest Too Much
Michael Moore has a picture of a Baby Gap in his wallet. #HeIsThe99%
+6 |
October 28, 2011 on Methinks The Michael Moore Doth Protest Too Much
The greatest trick Justin Bieber ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
+7 |
August 29, 2011 on Justin Bieber Has Punk’d His First Victim
After this Oscars perfornance, I dunno if I'll ever be able to look at Anne Hathaway's nude scenes the same way again.
0 |
February 27, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party
I'm rooting for every human to lose and every Toy Story related anyone to win.
+15 |
February 27, 2011 on The 2011 Academy Awards Videogum Video Pizza Party
This sarcastic Fire Joe Morgan-ing of a GOOP newsletter will go down as Grandpa Gabe's tour de force.
+15 |
January 13, 2011 on Holy Shit: Gwyneth Paltrow Gives “Helpful Advice” To Busy “Working Moms” Like Herself
Ugh, that's supposed to be a reply to DirtySpace's "shortcomings" reference...I'll see myself out.
+10 |
January 11, 2011 on Jon Stewart Discusses The Arizona Shootings
Oh, I get it. Because he's 5'6". J/k LOL...we can still laugh at him being short, right?
+6 |
January 11, 2011 on Jon Stewart Discusses The Arizona Shootings
Completely agree, Steve. Though now that I'm putting it all together...are you trying to be Videogum's Mr. Brainwash?
+2 |
December 17, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Goodnight, 2010
pitted, the first rule of the BP Regal is not to talk about the BP Regal (sorry for bringing up "Fight Club"). But seriously, guy: Leave some of the pro tips for the pros!
+1 |
December 6, 2010 on Black Swan: A Movie Review
I bet Gwenyth Paltrow and/or the GOOP folks are behind this.
+8 |
November 18, 2010 on That’s Your Girlfriend: “Dance Naked In The Rain” Lady
Sobieski = Polish Vodka, no? How much do you love America really, Brucie? I say go fight the Poles!
+2 |
November 11, 2010 on Bruce Willis Toasts The Troops
"I'd still hit it." -- Your Boyfriend
+5 |
November 8, 2010 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Colleen Thomas
Let's try it! "[Gabe] still talks a lot about his children, and having a fat body, and being divorced, and the pains of aging, and how young people are bullshit, and variations on the theme of jerking-off-SO-hard." LOL! It works!
+30 |
November 5, 2010 on The Videogum “Louis C.K. Promise”: Louis C.K. Live At Carnegie Hall
"I hope that it's available on iTunes after the episode airs, too. She's talented." -- Your girlfriend, after hearing the news while thumbing through the Winter 2011 L.L. Bean catalog.
+27 |
November 3, 2010 on Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow Will Sing Cee-Lo’s “Fuck You” On An Upcoming Episode Of Glee
That hurts, Steve. I remember all the details because though it's funny now, at the time it was pretty humiliating. Also, the Dodge Stratus reference is from SNL, which you of course knew, because you are smart. Whatever, the case, "Roll With It" is still hella rad.
+6 |
October 25, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Couples Retreat
Thanks for asking, Steve. It was the "manager" of the theater -- who looked like large manchild with a constellation of acne -- if I remember correctly. He definitely drove a Dodge Stratus.
+46 |
October 25, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Couples Retreat
Short story: I was dragged to see this movie against my will. I protested through the credits, and was very unhappy. Then, when the yoga instructor character -- whose accent was so bad it sounded like a college improv troupe member's idea of what Hank Azaria's Apu accent would sound like as a yoga instructor -- came out to do his grand "Speedo Swap" routine, I'd had enough, screamed "Oh, FUCK ME!" and was kicked out of the theater in front of my girlfriend, and her parents. The end.
+81 |
October 25, 2010 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Couples Retreat
Ack. Meant "I'm Still Here." But then again, with copyrights and whatever, he might have to go with the "Not." Food (the people don't have!!) for thought.
+12 |
October 19, 2010 on The Rent Is Too Damn High For Governor Of New York
10 bucks says this is Samuel L. Jackson's "I'm Not Here."
+67 |
October 19, 2010 on The Rent Is Too Damn High For Governor Of New York
Haha, fozzy. Ain't no party like a Street Fighter party.
+12 |
October 5, 2010 on This Wedding Video Is Incredible
That awesome kiss CGI reminds me of something... http://www.neoempire.com/images/ryu.jpg
+30 |
October 5, 2010 on This Wedding Video Is Incredible
Of course, Apple Jacks is basically one already.
+6 |
October 1, 2010 on The Porno Switcheroo Archives: Breakfast Cereal Sex Line
Yeah, I get it. Testifying to Congress is not some sacrosanct part of our democratic system. Granted. And Capt. Clown, it's true that many far stupider and long-winded people have sat in front of a mic at a hearing (or served in Congress). that But to use an ACTUAL Congressional hearing as basically a set to tape a segment for your show? That just rubs me the wrong way. Sorry! Still love fart jokes, though!
-6 |
September 24, 2010 on Stephen Colbert Testifies Before Congress
Look, guys, and I am prepared for the downvotes, so I'm just going to qualify that I'm actually a good person: I love Stephen Colbert (the character and guy) and the Colbert Report. He is very, very funny, and it warms my moderately-liberal heart to see him make fun of our political system. Etc. But, he's testifying as his character in front of OUR ACTUAL Congress. And yes, I agree that Congress is not doing the best (or even a good) job! Still, worth a little more respect than that, yes? It seems a little "You Lie!"ish as far as violating any sort of decorum that the government holds. Now, why anyone would even bother to call him to testify on immigration is clearly proof that our elected officials have lost their minds, and begs for this kind of sarcastic (and hilarious) speech. I guess all I'm saying is that I wish he hadn't gone the acerbic route and instead called them on their BS. It might have been just as funny to see him rip apart the Congress on factual terms, as opposed to turning it into a big play. Sorry for the rant, here's a puppy: http://www.diypuppytraining.com/puppy.jpg
0 |
September 24, 2010 on Stephen Colbert Testifies Before Congress
http://www.nightbirdgiftshop.com/39754_Worlds_Greatest_Dad_Mug.jpg
+11 |
September 20, 2010 on Dad Ruins Justin Bieber Video Just Like Dad Ruins Everything