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 +16Posted on Aug 29th | re: Riff Raff To Sam Smith: "Your Face Is Super Huge" (50 comments)

“I’m just very glad that Riff Raff is famous,” is what I say at every thanksgiving. Knowing about Riff Raff is basically for me what football is to you, uncle Steve.

 0Posted on Aug 20th | re: Taylor Swift - "Shake It Off" Video (90 comments)

That’s the blood rushing to your eyes, trying to make sense of the imagery. “Is this the 80s?” your eyes are asking, “Did Taylor Swift conquer time??”

Speaking of which, you guys, what’s up with Topher Grace?

Can we make this a recurring column? “How Does Jack White’s Body Language and Facial Expression Reflect, Maybe, his Current Relationship with Baseball Today”?

Strong contender for dirtiest-dan headline of the year.

 -2Posted on Apr 29th, 2013 | re: Run The Jewels (El-P & Killer Mike) - "Get It" (3 comments)

I wonder how often Killer Mike has to negotiate the peoples’ disappointment in realizing he is not Moneymaker Mike. Pretty dang often, I bet.

 0Posted on Feb 25th, 2012 | re: Beck Designs Sunglasses (6 comments)

Every time I watch Lotus Flower, I briefly wish bowlers would come back. Then desperately backpedal as I remember what happened when fedoras “came back.”

 +3Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Hear Portishead's Geoff Barrow Sample Radiohead On New Hip-Hop LP (15 comments)

Bunch’a Sulkeogum stars gettin’ their dismiss on up in here.

 0Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Indie Rock Crushes Of 2011 (145 comments)

I considered voting for a dum dum girl, but man, which one? WHO IS HOTTEST DUM DUM??

 0Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: CANT - "Answer" (3 comments)

I thought Can was spelled all caps, but wikipedia says “no it is not” so I guess Chris Taylor is not tipping hats at Can? If the hats aren’t being tipped at Can, WHERE ARE THEY TIPPING??