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Strong contender for dirtiest-dan headline of the year.

 -2Posted on Apr 29th, 2013 | re: Run The Jewels (El-P & Killer Mike) - "Get It" (3 comments)

I wonder how often Killer Mike has to negotiate the peoples’ disappointment in realizing he is not Moneymaker Mike. Pretty dang often, I bet.

 0Posted on Feb 25th, 2012 | re: Beck Designs Sunglasses (6 comments)

Every time I watch Lotus Flower, I briefly wish bowlers would come back. Then desperately backpedal as I remember what happened when fedoras “came back.”

 +3Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Hear Portishead's Geoff Barrow Sample Radiohead On New Hip-Hop LP (15 comments)

Bunch’a Sulkeogum stars gettin’ their dismiss on up in here.

 0Posted on Dec 21st, 2011 | re: The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Indie Rock Crushes Of 2011 (145 comments)

I considered voting for a dum dum girl, but man, which one? WHO IS HOTTEST DUM DUM??

 0Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: CANT - "Answer" (3 comments)

I thought Can was spelled all caps, but wikipedia says “no it is not” so I guess Chris Taylor is not tipping hats at Can? If the hats aren’t being tipped at Can, WHERE ARE THEY TIPPING??

 +1Posted on Aug 2nd, 2010 | re: Interpol - "Memory Serves" (13 comments)

These are cakes are different enough that I’m confident in my ability to both have and eat.