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 +1Posted on Dec 16th | re: Hear St. Vincent On Marc Maron's WTF (3 comments)

My two rock crushes in a relationship? I’m trying to picture it, but it’s like gazing directly into the sun. My mother always said I’d go blind this way.

Just a quick note: 5:The Gray Chapter’s not really “comically titled, ” since this is their first album released since the bassist and founding member, Paul Gray, passed away.

 +16Posted on Aug 29th | re: Riff Raff To Sam Smith: "Your Face Is Super Huge" (50 comments)

“I’m just very glad that Riff Raff is famous,” is what I say at every thanksgiving. Knowing about Riff Raff is basically for me what football is to you, uncle Steve.

 0Posted on Aug 20th | re: Taylor Swift - "Shake It Off" Video (90 comments)

That’s the blood rushing to your eyes, trying to make sense of the imagery. “Is this the 80s?” your eyes are asking, “Did Taylor Swift conquer time??”

Speaking of which, you guys, what’s up with Topher Grace?

Can we make this a recurring column? “How Does Jack White’s Body Language and Facial Expression Reflect, Maybe, his Current Relationship with Baseball Today”?

Strong contender for dirtiest-dan headline of the year.

 -2Posted on Apr 29th, 2013 | re: Run The Jewels (El-P & Killer Mike) - "Get It" (3 comments)

I wonder how often Killer Mike has to negotiate the peoples’ disappointment in realizing he is not Moneymaker Mike. Pretty dang often, I bet.

 0Posted on Feb 25th, 2012 | re: Beck Designs Sunglasses (6 comments)

Every time I watch Lotus Flower, I briefly wish bowlers would come back. Then desperately backpedal as I remember what happened when fedoras “came back.”

 +3Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Hear Portishead's Geoff Barrow Sample Radiohead On New Hip-Hop LP (15 comments)

Bunch’a Sulkeogum stars gettin’ their dismiss on up in here.