It seems Jack White has always been a phony d-bag. From his fake vintage sound (I like a bunch of his songs but anyone who thinks it’s original or not closely derived from past artists actually doing something special is either lying to themselves or ignorant), his costumes and makeup, the rarity he fakes with limited releases of new music that he auctions on ebay, etc. I wasn’t going to say “fuck that guy”, but can we at least forget about him for a while?
So, wait – J. Mascis wasn’t in Nirvana? Didn’t he join when Richie Kotzen was fired for “unskinny bopping” Rikki Rockett’s then-fianceé?