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Canadian transvestite and friend observe statue.

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January 23, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It Contest: Benedict Cumberbatch As Julian Assange

Speaking of birthdays… DAVID BOWIE just turned 66, and RELEASED THE FIRST NEW ALBUM in 10 YEARS!

[insert happy dancing gif]

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January 10, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

Today I realized, again, I’m not that different from everyone else after all.

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January 10, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

Be assured, the patient’s prognosis is positive, recovering without complication and will be living more comfortably.
The repair of my marriage, however, will be considerably more difficult.

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October 19, 2012 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

Yes, Kelly’s mom, the vertebrae in the neck. (This is Kelly’s mom, right?)

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October 18, 2012 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

Halfway through the performance of a cervical spinal fusion procedure, I realized I have never loved my wife.

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October 18, 2012 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

I had to let heem go. (HAR! HAR! HAR!!)

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April 12, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Arnold Schwarzenegger Needs Help Writing His Memoir

I am often confused with this man:

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September 9, 2011 on Quote Of The Day

Coming this October.. the corpse of Michael Jackson is resurrected from a scale model of Neverland Ranch, itching to once again allegedly participate in questionable activity with minors in: Jesusjuice!

ugh, what’s wrong with me?

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September 7, 2011 on Let’s Update Beetlejuice 2 3 Tha Kidz

Heisenberg seems critical of Dan Meth. Put away your differences, rival drug cooks. We’re all Americans.

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August 31, 2011 on And So It Begins: Twin Towers Supercut

you can always tell a Milford man

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August 30, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Angelina Jolie Vanity Fair Photoshoot

i hear you, rootmarm (great name).. now i see what you were saying. I re-read the facetaco post and your comment makes more sense as a reply. busy thread guys but good dialogue!

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August 29, 2011 on 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

Hi, I’m head pants now, and I’m an addict. [Hi.]

Admitting defeat means acknowledging your incapacity to drink/use successfully, and that use of mind or mood altering drugs has caused unmanageability in your life in whatever form. “Defeat” is the admission that the mental (in the form of obsession and compulsion) and/or physical (withdrawal) allergic reaction to a substance is stronger than your own willpower alone. This admission is different for everyone depending on their definition of unmanageability and their tolerance of pain. When we admit we are defeated, I take that as meaning we admit we MIGHT need help from other people who have experience with the same problem. That’s it. It works for some, it doesn’t for others. Just like any other church/cult/group therapy/entertainment blog.

These are my personal views and do not represent AA or NA or any other A group. But I’ve had personal experience here and thought I’d chime in.

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August 29, 2011 on 2011 MTV Video Music Awards

Check out the cover art for “Spooky Scary” :


Not only do I believe in it, I’d hit it.

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August 24, 2011 on Could The Woman In Black HAVE A Lazier Tagline?