Comments from HeathRobots

Tattoos like this happen so that we "CANL EARN" the art of spacing.
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August 23, 2012 on That’s Your Dark Knight Tattoo: This Dark Knight Tattoo
"You're tearing me apart, Hawaiian Courts!"
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August 16, 2012 on America, There Is A New Brain-Damaged Film Auteur For You To Love
Obviously the comedy categories are mostly awful, but the drama categories are good. And Glee didn't get nominated for anything did it? Progress. Also, YAY AMY POEHLER! But someone already mentioned that The Wire never won an Emmy, so we can all agree they are bullshit.
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July 19, 2012 on The 2012 Emmy Nominations
It's pretty much the only way I knew he was a person alive on the planet. He's very likeable in a Mr. Roger's sort of way! My new favorite Pitt, in fact.
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July 12, 2012 on Headline Of The Day: “Angelina Jolie’s Dad Defends Brad Pitt’s Mom”
I think Jane Pitt was just trying to win the conservative vote for Best Pitt. Obviously she's getting Voight's vote. I am still voting for Doug and his khakis.
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July 12, 2012 on Headline Of The Day: “Angelina Jolie’s Dad Defends Brad Pitt’s Mom”
This nightingale poop obviously ruined a very solid marriage that was not at all manufactured or weird. Because Katie filed for divorce today, and that's the only reason I can come up with. #glib
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June 29, 2012 on Q: Does Tom Cruise Get Nightingale Poo Facials?
This reminds me of the Bieber fan who said Justin is cooler than Kurt Cobain because he has more Twitter followers. She has a point. When are ghosts going to start utilizing social media to address the critiques of the public? Do a Reddit AMA already Tolkein and Cobain!
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Why won't the Sands let Seth MacFarlane inside their casino? When will the NAACP finally recognize all Seth has done? Why haven't we elected him POTUS and given him all of the things yet? Why do we keep discriminating against Seth MacFarlane??? NoH8 guys. NoH8.
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June 15, 2012 on Seth MacFarlane Once Again Compares Family Guy To Civil Rights
The New Girl is the post-post Damon Wayans show in that it exists after recasting the character first played by the offspring of the first Damon Wayans.
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June 7, 2012 on IS New Girl The First Post-Post-9/11 TV Show?
I think I'm doing baths wrong. Got milk?
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June 4, 2012 on The Videogum Movie Club: Snow White And The Huntsman
He's probably the reason all of this is happening. Out throwing rocks at zombies and arousing their ire. Get in the fucking house, Carl!
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June 4, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Season 2 Finale Open Thread
"The men will bleed out there and you will bleed in here." Good talk. Sloshed Cersei 2012
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May 29, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread
The cast and writers seem to be pretty bummed that he's gone, so he couldn't have been the biggest asshole who's ever assholed. I'm sure the NBC and Sony executives weren't enamored with him b/c they are the ones he had to fight to have his creative vision realized every week. But all that stuff is irrelevant to me as a fan of the show. With Dan Harmon gone, Community has lost its weird, unique voice which was its greatest asset. There is plenty of talent still connected to the show, but it's the weird I want. Darkest timeline.
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May 21, 2012 on Dan Harmon Replaced As Community Show Runner
Jaime Lannister is the Sawyer of GoT. He's spent most of the season in a cage. He's all snarky and cocky even when he's being threatened with death/torture. He's got the nicknaming down with "Beast". He strangled someone to death with chains. So, he was pretty much my favorite this episode.
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May 15, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Open Thread
Things a genius (Steve Jobs) as played by Ashton Kutcher can be expected to say: "Dude, I have to poop!!!" That baby Mensa from the Today Show knows what I'm talkin' bout.
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May 14, 2012 on FIRST LOOK: Ashton Kutcher As Steve Jobs
I live in NC. Nobody throw anything at me! I voted against the amendment and also believe in separation of church and state and evolution and stuff! I actually do respect Obama for taking a stand, even at this late date, because I can't imagine it's gonna help him in the swing state of NC (ironic) come November. Yes, it's depressing that civil rights are even an issue, but some of us really needed this today. It was a horrible yesterday. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to making out with my cousin, Jethro. Don't worry. He's not a double first cousin. That's the only kind of cousin that it's illegal to marry here because that would be gross.
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May 10, 2012 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: President Obama Affirms His Support Of Gay Marriage
Since no one else has said it yet.... RUDE.
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May 4, 2012 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
The execution of the pitch to Heinz was flawless, but the concept itself was corny. What do the Flintstones and the Jetsons have in common? Beans, stupid! Some things never change. Kinda surprised Don liked it so much. Guess it's better than "Beans, beans, they're good for your heart..."
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April 30, 2012 on Mad Men: Joan Isn’t Just Like Everybody Else
This is so "Hot Now". (Krispy Kreme reference up in this bitch!) You know how Diddy Puff Sean Daddy Combs had that butler that shielded him from the sun with an umbrella? That's what's going on here with the silent rifle-holding boy, right? He's the butler. That holds the guns. And counts all the 400s of things.
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April 30, 2012 on Summer Jam 2012: “The Baddest” – Krispy Kreme
Yikes! I have that same doll. My grandma gave it to me. But even as an angsty 8 year old I never took her off the display stand to have a cuddle. The era she depicts is the early 1900's, so props to him for keeping her ankles discreetly covered, thus avoiding a potentially embarrassing situation for everyone involved.
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April 18, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Robert Downey Jr.
There is utter chaos, people are getting their faces chewed on, the barn is burning, but don't worry. Carl made it out with that goddamn stupid hat.
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March 19, 2012 on The Walking Dead S02E13: Season Finale
C'mon Bay. Don't make them aliens. Make them vegan hipsters! Michelangelo was into nun-chucks before they were cool. Either way, we know you're making April a dumb slut. You're the worst.
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March 19, 2012 on Finally A BELIEVABLE Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Backstory
I thought reading about all those horses that died on the set of Luck would be the saddest story of the day. I was wrong.
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March 14, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Groupon Deal
"I have nipples, Paula. Can you milk me?" - This douche trying to save the day when they realized Whole Foods stopped selling raw milk.
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March 6, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Paula Deen And Your Boyfriend
I can honestly say that I would have had no problem killing the kid with the magically healed leg. He told Carl that his hat was cool. Obviously he is a fucking liar that can not be trusted. I also never realized bellies were like chicken pot pies to zombies, and they could just start digging around in there to pick out the carrots. Good to know.
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March 5, 2012 on The Walking Dead S02E11: 12 Angry Zombies
I'm not one to stand in judgement of sweet Annie Hathaway, but everything you wrote is true.
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March 1, 2012 on Anne Hathaway Stars In The Humblebrag Diaries
Bourdain Rants sounds utterly amazing. Could only be better if Little Mermaid girl's family died from Paula Deen dessert-induced diabetes leaving only Anthony Bourdain to raise her. Imagine how fun sushi night would be!
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February 29, 2012 on Perez Hilton Blog Dot Com: The TV Show