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Yikes! I have that same doll. My grandma gave it to me. But even as an angsty 8 year old I never took her off the display stand to have a cuddle. The era she depicts is the early 1900's, so props to him for keeping her ankles discreetly covered, thus avoiding a potentially embarrassing situation for everyone involved.
+3 | 4/18/12 6:08 PM
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Bobby Draper for the win.
+14 | 3/28/12 2:14 PM
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There is utter chaos, people are getting their faces chewed on, the barn is burning, but don't worry. Carl made it out with that goddamn stupid hat.
+13 | 3/19/12 9:15 PM
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C'mon Bay. Don't make them aliens. Make them vegan hipsters! Michelangelo was into nun-chucks before they were cool. Either way, we know you're making April a dumb slut. You're the worst.
+5 | 3/19/12 12:34 PM
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I thought reading about all those horses that died on the set of Luck would be the saddest story of the day. I was wrong.
0 | 3/14/12 9:41 PM
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"I have nipples, Paula. Can you milk me?" - This douche trying to save the day when they realized Whole Foods stopped selling raw milk.
+1 | 3/6/12 6:33 PM
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I can honestly say that I would have had no problem killing the kid with the magically healed leg. He told Carl that his hat was cool. Obviously he is a fucking liar that can not be trusted. I also never realized bellies were like chicken pot pies to zombies, and they could just start digging around in there to pick out the carrots. Good to know.
+12 | 3/5/12 7:30 PM
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I'm not one to stand in judgement of sweet Annie Hathaway, but everything you wrote is true.
+8 | 3/1/12 12:22 PM
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Bourdain Rants sounds utterly amazing. Could only be better if Little Mermaid girl's family died from Paula Deen dessert-induced diabetes leaving only Anthony Bourdain to raise her. Imagine how fun sushi night would be!
+1 | 2/29/12 3:25 PM
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Always a duck face, never a human.
+3 | 2/21/12 8:58 PM
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There are a lot of problems with this show. But my biggest issue is w/ Carl and that hat. He looks ridiculous. You just know he's going to put someone's life in jeopardy when it gets knocked off his head during a chase sequence, and he just HAS to go back for it. A zombie wearing that hat, though... TV GOLD!
+17 | 2/20/12 3:58 PM
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