Comments from heisenberg

RE lowest rated comment: I realize the associate editor has to write something but go fuck yourself you judgmental cunt.
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January 18, 2013 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Worst hangover story or best suicide story?
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January 18, 2013 on Uh, Let’s Listen To Bukowski Talk About His Worst Hangover
I subscribe to the Fight Club airport scene dildo etiquette. Never imply ownership. Use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
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January 18, 2013 on Headline Of The Day: Zac Efron Freaks Out After Being Photographed Near An Array Of Dildos
Shuck your own corn mom and dad. I'm dying my hair teal and taking a nap in the library. http://i.imgur.com/OFd1o.jpg
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January 17, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Sleeping In The Iowa City Library
A heavyset woman of color not familiar with the Johnny Cash songbook sounds about right. It's not like she flubbed an Anita Baker clue.
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January 14, 2013 on “I Have The Wine” By Johnny Cash
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December 20, 2012 on Merry Christmas From Courtney Stodden
Straight out of a Trailer Park Boys episode.
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December 20, 2012 on The Perfect Crime: Mouthful Of Ice Cream Bandit
What has 5 balls and rapes Mexicans? THE LOTTERY
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December 20, 2012 on “Man Finds Jesus On Tortilla” Story Is Perfect
I think Gabe just got away with making a retard joke.
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December 18, 2012 on Arnold’s Very Special Christmas Party
Fuck Leno and Fallon. I want Late Night With Louie for Christmas. http://i.imgur.com/UmR9f.png
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December 17, 2012 on It’s The Most Wonderful Jay Leno Rumors Of The Year
Pacific Rim is a good porno title too if you like Asian ladies.
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December 14, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Only a matter of time before some prankster glues on a wax prosthetic and restores the statue's nose to Leprechaun era Aniston. http://i.imgur.com/on36v.jpgeprican
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December 14, 2012 on Questions For Jennifer Aniston’s New Wax Statue
Lets meet in the middle with bald animals dressed like Santa. http://i.imgur.com/p4rD4.jpg
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December 14, 2012 on Bradley Cooper’s Rumored Hair Loss OR Animals Dressed Like Santa?
WTF is going on with this goddamn outfit? http://i.imgur.com/dHEmh.jpg
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December 14, 2012 on Cut Loose Everybody, It’s Friday!
Watch it on mute and this is creepy. The kid moves like a demonic marionette.
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December 13, 2012 on Dancing Alone To Pony Circa 2012
This is just a big fuck you to third world babies.
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December 13, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Picture Of A Baby
Good early news on Django Unchained I guess but a Big Bang Theory nomination makes me suspect.
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December 13, 2012 on The 2013 Golden Globe Nominations
A CHALLENGER APPEARS http://i.imgur.com/vJJ42.jpg
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December 13, 2012 on A Quick Lesson In Headbutting
I found a pic. It kinda looks like James Franco's mustache. http://i.imgur.com/4vcKf.jpg
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December 12, 2012 on What The Fuck, Matt Lauer?