heisenberg

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RE lowest rated comment: I realize the associate editor has to write something but go fuck yourself you judgmental cunt.
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January 18, 2013 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Worst hangover story or best suicide story?
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January 18, 2013 on Uh, Let’s Listen To Bukowski Talk About His Worst Hangover
I subscribe to the Fight Club airport scene dildo etiquette. Never imply ownership. Use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.
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January 18, 2013 on Headline Of The Day: Zac Efron Freaks Out After Being Photographed Near An Array Of Dildos
Shuck your own corn mom and dad. I'm dying my hair teal and taking a nap in the library. http://i.imgur.com/OFd1o.jpg
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January 17, 2013 on The Perfect Crime: Sleeping In The Iowa City Library
A heavyset woman of color not familiar with the Johnny Cash songbook sounds about right. It's not like she flubbed an Anita Baker clue.
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January 14, 2013 on “I Have The Wine” By Johnny Cash
http://i.imgur.com/YUCHm.jpg
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December 20, 2012 on Merry Christmas From Courtney Stodden
Straight out of a Trailer Park Boys episode.
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December 20, 2012 on The Perfect Crime: Mouthful Of Ice Cream Bandit
What has 5 balls and rapes Mexicans? THE LOTTERY
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December 20, 2012 on “Man Finds Jesus On Tortilla” Story Is Perfect
I think Gabe just got away with making a retard joke.
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December 18, 2012 on Arnold’s Very Special Christmas Party
Fuck Leno and Fallon. I want Late Night With Louie for Christmas. http://i.imgur.com/UmR9f.png
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December 17, 2012 on It’s The Most Wonderful Jay Leno Rumors Of The Year
Pacific Rim is a good porno title too if you like Asian ladies.
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December 14, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Only a matter of time before some prankster glues on a wax prosthetic and restores the statue's nose to Leprechaun era Aniston. http://i.imgur.com/on36v.jpgeprican
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December 14, 2012 on Questions For Jennifer Aniston’s New Wax Statue
Lets meet in the middle with bald animals dressed like Santa. http://i.imgur.com/p4rD4.jpg
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December 14, 2012 on Bradley Cooper’s Rumored Hair Loss OR Animals Dressed Like Santa?
WTF is going on with this goddamn outfit? http://i.imgur.com/dHEmh.jpg
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December 14, 2012 on Cut Loose Everybody, It’s Friday!
Watch it on mute and this is creepy. The kid moves like a demonic marionette.
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December 13, 2012 on Dancing Alone To Pony Circa 2012
This is just a big fuck you to third world babies.
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December 13, 2012 on This Is Just A Good Picture Of A Baby
Good early news on Django Unchained I guess but a Big Bang Theory nomination makes me suspect.
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December 13, 2012 on The 2013 Golden Globe Nominations
A CHALLENGER APPEARS http://i.imgur.com/vJJ42.jpg
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December 13, 2012 on A Quick Lesson In Headbutting
I found a pic. It kinda looks like James Franco's mustache. http://i.imgur.com/4vcKf.jpg
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December 12, 2012 on What The Fuck, Matt Lauer?
Lets cut the crap and find some de-pixelated pictures of this wardrobe malfunction.
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December 12, 2012 on What The Fuck, Matt Lauer?
7... Minute... Abs. http://i.imgur.com/MbmDX.png
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December 12, 2012 on How To Get A Trademark Benedict Cumberbatch Stomach
I'd rather watch a Cleavland steamer variations video.
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December 11, 2012 on “The Stanley Steamer Variations” Is A Brief Vision Of Hell
$30 a pair at Neiman Marcus. Sofia Vergara is on the phone this morning getting to the bottom of why her crap is selling at Kmart.
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December 11, 2012 on Congratulations To Rob Kardashian On The Launch Of His Sock Line!!!!!!!!!
If I was Larry David I would give this kid a sewing machine for his birthday.
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December 11, 2012 on Kid, You’ve Got What It Takes
I would not because Tom Petty doesn't engage in subterfuge. Billy Bob's hair is the same color as wood furniture.
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December 5, 2012 on Billy Bob Thornton Is Willing To Go To Brad Pitt’s And Angelina Jolie’s Wedding
Billy Bob is another guy who is giving people the creeps with his hair. PUT A HAT ON IT.
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December 5, 2012 on Billy Bob Thornton Is Willing To Go To Brad Pitt’s And Angelina Jolie’s Wedding
Travolta's hair is just giving everybody the creeps. He needs to go the Ron Howard route and just put a fucking hat on and keep it on.
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December 5, 2012 on John Travolta And Olivia Newton-John’s “I Think You Might Like It” Is An Instant Holiday Classic