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Five male teenagers crossed paths with five lesbian pop stars in a classic body swap scenario a la The Hot Chick.
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October 14, 2011 on Let’s Make It Facebook Official
Kirk's finally the coolest guy in the room.
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October 14, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Photo Of Kirk Cameron Celebrating His Birthday
I want to see this entire video in reverse. Music included. Internet, get busy on this request.
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August 22, 2011 on This Is What We Say To This Week
If any of you had dug into the 9/11 Conspiracy far enough, you would know that Paltrow was piloting both planes with a remote control from the comfort of her Mercedes SUV. Had she hit the jaywalking woman, the planes would have likely crashed into the ocean, saving thousands. She had her motive...it all lead to this: http://blogs.babble.com/famecrawler/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/gwyneth-300x257.jpg The other two planes were being flown by terrorists trying to stop Paltrow. They obviously failed miserably.
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August 18, 2011 on “Gwyneth Paltrow Saved A Life On Sept. 11″
With a little butter and salt, they taste a lot better than you might think.
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August 18, 2011 on I Have Some Wonderful News About The Existence Of Fairies That You’re Going To Want To Hear About
If only PETA knew the truth about "CGI apes." It takes six live apes to create a single digital ape. The process involves a buzzsaw and a large format scanner.
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August 4, 2011 on Wait, PETA Is Staging Non-Protest Protests Now?
I won't be impressed until I see a banana flying a 747.
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August 4, 2011 on Very Good “Banana Driving A Car” Video
First we take one fun loving mariachi band: http://www.ventanawines.com/assets/client/Image/Mariachi.jpg Then we add one music loving Beluga whale: http://s2.hubimg.com/u/238065_f260.jpg We arrive at: http://samingersoll.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/enlightenment.jpg I once saw this in a math book a long time ago and now it all makes sense.
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August 3, 2011 on Mariachi Band Serenades Beluga Whale
This whale is my new favorite person on the Youtubes.
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August 3, 2011 on Mariachi Band Serenades Beluga Whale
Just wait until one of these drunkards crashes their nuclear powered saucer into a city center.
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July 27, 2011 on UNDENIABLE Evidence: Aliens Exist And Walk Among You
Good thing Courtney's mom was able to hook her up with a sugar daddy. The bills for the robotic lip implants sure weren't going to pay themselves.
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July 22, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden
http://i54.tinypic.com/2v0fiip.jpg
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July 22, 2011 on R.I.P. El Chupacabra (1995-2011)
Clooney should unexpectedly shoot his co-stars in the crotch with a high pressure super soaker in the middle of a scene. It's everyone's favorite wet pants gag. http://i55.tinypic.com/5fg2tk.jpg
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July 21, 2011 on Noted Prankosaurus George Clooney Pulls Incredible Hilarious Sneak Prank Attack On Prank Newbie Ryan Gosling
Throw 'em off real good-like. http://www.costumekingdom.com/images/Product/medium/12887.jpg
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July 21, 2011 on What Is Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Comic-Con Disguise?
Jennifer has always measured feet using this: http://i52.tinypic.com/2zdx6pf.jpg
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July 21, 2011 on “There Are 352 Feet In A Yard” Is OUR Generation’s Self-Potato
This robot mouth is on a collision course with a huge lawsuit filed by a very lonely man.
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July 14, 2011 on Robot Mouth Says “Go Back To Bed”
Martin Gamal launched his special effects demo reel into space after being rejected by all Earth based special effects companies.
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June 30, 2011 on What Is This Expanding Light Thing?
75% of foot related assaults are perpetrated by an opposing foot.
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June 16, 2011 on The Fifth Summer Jam Of 2011: Hawthorne Country Day School’s “Get Your Foot Off My Foot”
This is clearly the newest awareness raising video by the Norwegian League of Quality Housewives. Crappy housewifery is growing into a serious worldwide epidemic.
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June 3, 2011 on The First Summer Jam Of 2011: Tonje Langeteig’s “I Don’t Wanna Be A Crappy Housewife”
I wasn't sure if I was properly pacified, until the Orcas showed up. Let the alien invasion commence.
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June 3, 2011 on Thank God It’s Fnightmares
If this was my daughter, I would volunteer her for a one-way space mission to search for and destroy all extraterrestrial sophomores.
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May 20, 2011 on An Important Message To Sophomores About Prom
"Hey Molly! Doesn't Jimmy Frankensteen look JUST like James Franco?!?!"
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May 19, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: James Franco Graduation
They should keep this royal wedding crap between themselves and their 61.8 million closest friends.
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April 28, 2011 on 10 Tips For Hosting A Royal Wedding Viewing Party
For a culture that has a legend where a young boy impregnates a she-wolf, this impromptu dancing is probably an everyday type of thing.
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April 28, 2011 on The Wednesday Dance
This is the groundwork for Carrot Top's ultimate prop joke. The one he retires on. The one you will tell your children about...around campfires....when we sleep around campfires because they have become necessary in post-apocalypse times.
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April 20, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Carrot Top Straightened His Hair
None of those microphones are plugged into anything.
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April 19, 2011 on Gary Busey OFFICIALLY Endorses Donald Trump For President In 2012
Story update: Early this morning, a tornado was apprehended along Interstate 55 in a silver 1987 Chevy Camaro. The car was pulled over due to erratic driving. When the scent of marijuana wafted from the driver's window, a full search was performed. A pound of marijuana was found in the trunk along with a garbage bag full of stolen burgers. If you are missing a burger, you are to contact the Mississippi State Highway Patrol to claim it.
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April 19, 2011 on Twister Took My Burger
Let's celebrate with a Medallion viewing party when it hit's REAL DVD! http://i52.tinypic.com/358vu6q.jpg Cage probably just learned that his wife was in cahoots with this guy... http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff185/Deebs2288/dude.png ...and acted accordingly.
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April 19, 2011 on Great News: Nicolas Cage’s Current Movie NOT Delayed Due To Domestic Violence Arrest!