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Five male teenagers crossed paths with five lesbian pop stars in a classic body swap scenario a la The Hot Chick.

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October 14, 2011 on Let’s Make It Facebook Official

Kirk’s finally the coolest guy in the room.

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October 14, 2011 on This Is Just A Good Photo Of Kirk Cameron Celebrating His Birthday

I want to see this entire video in reverse. Music included.

Internet, get busy on this request.

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August 22, 2011 on This Is What We Say To This Week

If any of you had dug into the 9/11 Conspiracy far enough, you would know that Paltrow was piloting both planes with a remote control from the comfort of her Mercedes SUV. Had she hit the jaywalking woman, the planes would have likely crashed into the ocean, saving thousands.

She had her motive…it all lead to this:

The other two planes were being flown by terrorists trying to stop Paltrow.
They obviously failed miserably.

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August 18, 2011 on “Gwyneth Paltrow Saved A Life On Sept. 11″

With a little butter and salt, they taste a lot better than you might think.

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August 18, 2011 on I Have Some Wonderful News About The Existence Of Fairies That You’re Going To Want To Hear About

If only PETA knew the truth about “CGI apes.”

It takes six live apes to create a single digital ape.
The process involves a buzzsaw and a large format scanner.

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August 4, 2011 on Wait, PETA Is Staging Non-Protest Protests Now?

I won’t be impressed until I see a banana flying a 747.

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August 4, 2011 on Very Good “Banana Driving A Car” Video

First we take one fun loving mariachi band:

Then we add one music loving Beluga whale:

We arrive at:

I once saw this in a math book a long time ago and now it all makes sense.

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August 3, 2011 on Mariachi Band Serenades Beluga Whale

This whale is my new favorite person on the Youtubes.

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August 3, 2011 on Mariachi Band Serenades Beluga Whale

Just wait until one of these drunkards crashes their nuclear powered saucer into a city center.

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July 27, 2011 on UNDENIABLE Evidence: Aliens Exist And Walk Among You

Martin Gamal strikes again!

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July 27, 2011 on UNDENIABLE Evidence: Aliens Exist And Walk Among You

Good thing Courtney’s mom was able to hook her up with a sugar daddy.
The bills for the robotic lip implants sure weren’t going to pay themselves.

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July 22, 2011 on That’s Your Girlfriend: Courtney Stodden

Clooney should unexpectedly shoot his co-stars in the crotch with a high pressure super soaker in the middle of a scene.

It’s everyone’s favorite wet pants gag.

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July 21, 2011 on Noted Prankosaurus George Clooney Pulls Incredible Hilarious Sneak Prank Attack On Prank Newbie Ryan Gosling

Throw ’em off real good-like.

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July 21, 2011 on What Is Sarah Michelle Gellar’s Comic-Con Disguise?

Jennifer has always measured feet using this:

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July 21, 2011 on “There Are 352 Feet In A Yard” Is OUR Generation’s Self-Potato

This robot mouth is on a collision course with a huge lawsuit filed by a very lonely man.

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July 14, 2011 on Robot Mouth Says “Go Back To Bed”

Martin Gamal launched his special effects demo reel into space after being rejected by all Earth based special effects companies.

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June 30, 2011 on What Is This Expanding Light Thing?

Inspiring actresses since 2011

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June 22, 2011 on Courtney Stodden Would Like You To Like Quit Like Bullying Like People

75% of foot related assaults are perpetrated by an opposing foot.

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June 16, 2011 on The Fifth Summer Jam Of 2011: Hawthorne Country Day School’s “Get Your Foot Off My Foot”