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If this was my daughter, I would volunteer her for a one-way space mission to search for and destroy all extraterrestrial sophomores.
"Hey Molly! Doesn't Jimmy Frankensteen look JUST like James Franco?!?!"
They should keep this royal wedding crap between themselves and their 61.8 million closest friends.
For a culture that has a legend where a young boy impregnates a she-wolf, this impromptu dancing is probably an everyday type of thing.
This is the groundwork for Carrot Top's ultimate prop joke. The one he retires on. The one you will tell your children about...around campfires....when we sleep around campfires because they have become necessary in post-apocalypse times.
None of those microphones are plugged into anything.
Story update: Early this morning, a tornado was apprehended along Interstate 55 in a silver 1987 Chevy Camaro. The car was pulled over due to erratic driving. When the scent of marijuana wafted from the driver's window, a full search was performed. A pound of marijuana was found in the trunk along with a garbage bag full of stolen burgers. If you are missing a burger, you are to contact the Mississippi State Highway Patrol to claim it.
Let's celebrate with a Medallion viewing party when it hit's REAL DVD! http://i52.tinypic.com/358vu6q.jpg Cage probably just learned that his wife was in cahoots with this guy... http://i242.photobucket.com/albums/ff185/Deebs2288/dude.png ...and acted accordingly.
Ron Ron, the people's punchline comic.
"That Guy From Moonstruck"
Aye yo, this is RAED here. Glad you like the song. My homeboyz messed up the video a bit. The official song title (as suggested by my attorney) is “She Wants Me Back 500 Feet.”
Aye yo, this is the real RAED here. My homeboyz messed up the video a bit. The song title is "She Wants Me Back 500 Feet." You need to hit up iTunezzz to buy my track. Fuck an Apple.
He has the post high-five glow.
The guy in the corner is not exactly sure what is up with REAL DVDs.
These guys know what's up with REAL DVDs!!!!! http://i52.tinypic.com/358vu6q.jpg
This guy has more talent in one of his roller blade wheels than you have roller blade wheels.
Newton's little known fourth law states that Ashton Kutcher will remain in a state of celebrity until acted upon by the force of reason.
I am a hyper intelligent ape writing from the year 2258. The great ape takeover did not begin as this trailer depicts. The movie itself is actually the cause.
That's TWELVE styrofoam plates he's benching there!!!
Pants or not, she was obviously hired off the stage of the local "dance club." No other way ole Boostalk could get a woman to dance in his video.
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Only in America.
This is a little bit frightening...and a lotta' bit frightening.
Little did they know, they actually were all in Kansas the whole damn time.
Schindler's Christmas List
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I'm a huge proponent of being retroactively preemptive when it comes to my checking of things.
Lyme disease was an added bonus to being in a super awesome elf movie.
Everyone knows you only need to shoot two bullets to kill three elves.
the high seas - 325,585 humans - 0
this guy may want to put the rain fly on, just in case it rains (frogs, blood, fire, water, etc).
this guy screws goats, but only the satanic ones....which of course are most of them.
"come on...don't make me look like a jackass out here skinny dipping all alone!"