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Comments from hey potato

"Snookums prefers the rubber Wall Street Journal to the rubber Washington Post."
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February 14, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Martha Stewart Feeding Her Dog At The Plaza Hotel
Shouldn't there be a board or pieces or something to Jenga?
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February 4, 2011 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
"You may remember me from such date's as last night's dinner."
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September 22, 2010 on Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread
"God can do it through a gracious loving way, he can also do it by cracking a whip." TWSS? That's what...somebody said? Not sure who said it but please, tell me why it was said that way.
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June 23, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Adam Hood
Obviously didn't see this before I commented, whoops! p.s. A CONFIDENT flavor.
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June 18, 2010 on Teen Korner: Justin Bieber Reminds Us That We All Could Use “Somebody To Love (Remix Feat. Usher)”
I can't concentrate on any part of that video after clicking on that SoBe link. No one else wants to talk about the birthday girl who enjoys modifying bullwhips and telling you some more stuff about bullwhips? NO ONE?
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June 18, 2010 on Teen Korner: Justin Bieber Reminds Us That We All Could Use “Somebody To Love (Remix Feat. Usher)”
Maybe Daft Punk will finally stop hassling me in brightly lit sports bars now!
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May 4, 2010 on Stay Safe Out There, You Guys: Part Two
I once saw an eHarmony profile that asked the gentleman in question to list the three things he was most thankful for. He chose: 1. My family 2. America 3. Mountain Dew Code Red I know now that it couldn't have been this guy, because his list would have consisted of the following: 1. My fuckin kids 2. My fuckin Nikes 3. My fuckin Playstation 3 games
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April 21, 2010 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Soy Sauce Tax Form Guy
Is it weird that as soon as I read this post, I was like, "well, duh, Emma Thompson does, didn't everyone know that?" Stars of Sense & Sensibility be storin' their awards near the toilet! I just tried to fact-check and apparently she no longer stores them in the bathroom (in England, bathrooms are called lorries). http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/thompson-moves-oscars-from-restroom_1092423
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February 26, 2010 on Oscar In The Bathroom Watch: Kate Winslet Edition
You own the soundtrack, don't you? That's okay, I own this movie on vhs AND dvd ... :-(
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February 24, 2010 on Taking One For The Team: Gwyneth Paltrow Work Out Routine
Oh hey, Virginia monsters.
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January 28, 2010 on Chris Matthews Forgot Barack Obama Was Black Last Night
I hope my sickly, disintegrating husk looks as good as Sigourney Weaver's. Or at least for my wrinkles to be deep enough to hide more Werther's Originals in! (Gross, sorry, not sure where that came from).
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January 18, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Sigourney Weaver Is Taller Than Most Women
I was working on my own version of this, but keeping "self portrait" and filling in the blanks with images of potatoes. I think I can be considered an expert on this because username. Also, my version would read sort of like "self pootooot," which is really just a bonus.
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January 8, 2010 on Will Somoene Please Design A Self-Potato T-Shirt Already?
QI/Stephen Fry/Alan Davies in the Videogum comments? Can you guys see my other open tabs??
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December 14, 2009 on What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade?
Down to You. PLEASE, Down to You. "It's not the meaning of life, Alfred, it's the feeling of life!"
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November 23, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Closer
Giraffes? Giraffes :-(
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September 16, 2009 on Beloved Giraffe Dies For Kevin James’s Art
- Stranger Who Will Kill Your First Wife After What You Thought Was a Hypothetical Conversation on a Train - Monty Python and the Quest to Get Your Friends to Stop Quoting Monty Python All the Time, Gosh
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August 13, 2009 on Best New Party Game 6
Could this guy BE any more grimace-y?
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August 6, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Guy Who Watched Friends In One Sitting
Down to You!
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August 4, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Le Divorce
I hate so much about the way you choose to be...? (yes).
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August 3, 2009 on Brokencyde Doesn’t Answer My Questions