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For such a fancy set, it's a shame that he's using office supplies from the 1970s. Get a whiteboard, Glen Beck. Then maybe I'll give you all the letters for your name.
Well, four introductions later, I'd say we're pretty familiar.
Bad Boys 3: Puberty or Bay Boys 3: Black Knight 2
Seriously - "He found his marbles!" I know he's busy fighting crime or having fun at dinner or fueling our suspicions that he's multiple accounts, but I wish Da Cake Eatur would show up to defend his favourite film.
The :'( Game
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Leon? Much as I'd enjoy him climbing inside Kramer's asshole, I'd much rather see Cosmo vs Krazee-Eyez Killa.
Probably more terrifying if you threatened to eat his asshole dead... Just trying to be constructive with my criticism.
Finally, we've discovered the reason the InterWeb was invented.
Can we make a wolfpack? Because I couldn't agree more. The best episodes are when Larry's actually in there: "George, the word around the office is that you're a Communist." I can't drink the Haterade on this one, Gabe. Sorry.
I've never laughed at Weezy, I always laugh at Cake. So I don't think they're the same person. But I would like if we could arrange some kind of battle.
The fat guy from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia."
Not just any warlord, but the Stephen Hawking of Nigerian warlords.
Every time I see Tarantino, or hear him speak, I like him less. But I like his movies. I'm not sure I can keep living with this schism growing inside me.
To be honest, I'm more intrigued by the "level-headed patriarchs in cardigans who reign on Nick at Nite." Who are these genial, Cosby-esque Illuminati?
Agreed that Damon is adorable, but I'm a little shocked that none of these replies show some love for the other dude in this interview. Don't take your Obama for granted, you guys. Your President has not only had one of the most active first six months in the history of Presidenting, he also USED TO DUNK. South Korea's leader is a four-inch tall toy. My Prime Minister was created in an autoparts plant in Ontario. And your President USED TO DUNK. I heard that the toilets in the White House have developed speech because of all the excess charisma Obama craps out at the end of every day.
The Hidden Dick Game
It's a great movie. But it has less plot than TLA, and far less plot than TRT.
Sorry, were we only allowed to do this to poor films? I missed that in the rules. TransFuckYouBayForRuiningThemFormers, then.
The Amount of Plot in Wes Anderson's Films is Becoming Increasingly Limited
Awww... I had a secret hope that clicking the Jamiroquai tag would send me into the Matrix. Feel kinda sad now.
Who exactly are you quoting here? It's Alexander Pope, right?
Oh my, you're right. It's really saying something that Stanley as a rapist may not be the worst casting decision in that film.
Also, did anyone else find Meryl Streep's accent to be a little ridiculous, even for Julia Child? She reminded me of an old man playing the female lead in a pantomime.
Ice T once came to my university, because, you know, education. Anyway, he gave us a lengthy prepared speech, most of which was far less interesting than I'd hoped. But it did have one memorable highlight: "You know, I know a lot about freedom of speech and human rights. Like, you have a right to say, 'Ice T, you a dumb n*gga.' That's cool. But I, as that dumb n*gga, have a right to jack you in the face for saying that." I believe he collected his Nobel Prize later that evening.
I don't think you're saying what you think you're saying.
Stanley Tucci probably shouldn't be allowed to play a straight character ever again.
The only appropriate game for Goldner to adapt is obviously 'Sorry!'
This is actually what all TV is like in Canada. You Yankees may have gone straight for Digital and HD, but we took a left turn somewhere between GIFs and MSPaint. You may laugh, but that was the only way for the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation to save the money they needed to buy us all tanks.
One can only presume that the typos resulted from Gabe rushing to get out of the office and onto the next bus down to the Gathering. Or he was late for his Thursday night chicken dinner with Gwyneth. Or he had trouble keeping his attention on the keyboard while taking off his shirt. Or all of the above.
"The One where Your Boyfriend Shoots Himself in the Face"
At least they landed a gorgeous woman as a spokesperson. Oh, wait...
I'm on the computer, why would I be wearing pants?
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There's no sentence on the InterWeb that ever makes me more excited than that.
"Weather in New York grows up a lot faster than weather in other places." I've never watched this show, and never will. But lines like that are still enough to make the recaps worth it.
I guess they cut the part where you try and be cool by making a sitcom with Eddie Griffin.
Based on the blue skies and all the little girls running around, seems like Frodo has really done an awesome job of cleaning up Mordor.
Gabe, if you go, I will both officially sponsor your fright mask AND provide you with all the Faygo you can drink.