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I am so tardy to this party, I worked all day. I wish I could have meant any of you. I left kinda early and even if I didn’t I’m super self-conscience so…

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April 9, 2011 on Monsters’ Ball: 3rd Anniversary Open Thread

But really lawblog, have you been to El Bulli?! Cause if so, jealous!

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April 7, 2011 on Fruit Gushers Review

He likes JOBS!

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April 6, 2011 on Go To Bed, James Franco

Wawa? Are you from Philly?

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April 6, 2011 on Well, The 2011 Day Of Prayer Looks Fucking Terrifying

Krys, your VG pic is my FB pic, so seeing this at 4 in the morning my first thought was, I didn’t write that.

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April 5, 2011 on I Think We Owe Reality Television An Apology

If I weren’t lazy and knew how to post gifs (i’m old, computers scare me), I’d post on of Abby Elliot’s lawyer like person from SNL and say “she knows what you’re talking about.

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March 30, 2011 on Kourtney Kardashian “Acts” For 44 Seconds Without Messing Up!

During college I was really into this show, so I have a soft spot for it, especially when I see the same characters are still on there (hello Blair and Christian). But jeez, One Life to Live, you’re really stretching my good will but putting that piece of cardboard on you. General Hospital didn’t do this to me, they got James Franco.

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March 30, 2011 on Kourtney Kardashian “Acts” For 44 Seconds Without Messing Up!

Not that this has anything to do with anything, but I wanted to share. One of the coolest thing I ever learned in my black history class was that the original Statue of Liberty had shackles around her ankles. The USA was all loosening their ties and pulling their collars and was all yea we can’t put that up like that cause, well, you know.

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March 30, 2011 on “Crying For America” Is Not A Good Song!

When he sings “is my generation”, totally thought he was going to drop an F-bomb, but then went with the wussed out “out of luck” Missed opportunity there. Also, Thanks, Video, for letting me know I can get this sweet song on iTunes.

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March 30, 2011 on “Crying For America” Is Not A Good Song!

Clearly the one baby is taunting the other cause he has two socks. One sock baby doesn’t taunt easily, hence the laughing and the “talk to the hand” motions.

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March 29, 2011 on Two Benjamin Buttons Arguing

Exchange “literally” to “for real” and you have my comment after seeing this. Great minds, huh?

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March 24, 2011 on This Is Just A Good News Report That Makes Sense And Is News

I forgot the words, so all day after that episode aired I kept singing “Pulling down the Pants of the night.”

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March 19, 2011 on Lifting Up the Skirt of the Night: Official Music Video

If by morning ritual, you meant freaking me out and giving me major willies, then yes, mission accomplished.

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March 11, 2011 on The Friday Morning Ritual

Off-topic, I just introduced my 25 year old friend to this, she had no idea.

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March 11, 2011 on Best New Party Game 48: Shut Up, Dad

I’m totally asking my boss if I can leave work early for this. Also, my friends don’t understand my love of Videogum so I’m probably flying solo. If you see a girl acting like she’s waiting for someone, I’m not, come by and say hi.

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March 11, 2011 on The Videogum 3rd-Anniversary Comedy Show And Party, Thursday, April 7th, Is Going To Be THE BEST!

Splice was horrible for one reason, bad decisions made for no good reason. Just horrible

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February 1, 2011 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love

I just want to say, I don’t get to comment alot because of my job but when I get home I practically watch the sun come up reading these threads. What I’m trying to say is even though the regulars don’t know me, I’ve been here since the beginning and I feel like I know all of you. So from the bottom of my heart I wish all you Monsters a Merry Chrismakah and a Happy New Years!

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December 22, 2010 on The Best Viral Videos Of 2010: A Retrospective

I swear I was just about to say the same thing.

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December 22, 2010 on Lonnie’s Dog, Joby, Strikes Again

Why thank you!!

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December 20, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Jeff Bridges And Eminem And Lil Wayne

See I thought Jeff Bridges fell flat. The only sketch that he starred in and I actually laughed was the gift wrapping one.

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December 20, 2010 on Saturday Night Live: Jeff Bridges And Eminem And Lil Wayne