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March 3, 2015 on Yolandi From Die Antwoord Picks A Fight With Drake

I hate to play devil’s advocate, but how does Kid Rock having a glass dildo make good evidence against the ICP sexual harassment case? If Kid Rock kept the galss dildo, the only thing it proves is that ICP gave Kid Rock a glass dildo. Kid Rock chose to keep the glass dildo, so that would make the sexual nature of the gift between ICP and Kid Rock consensual, unless the glass dildo was engraved. In which case I have no idea why Kid rock would keep a glass dildo engraved with someone else’s name. I’m not saying I don’t believe Andrea Pellegrini, nor do I think DIrty Dan Diamond is innocent. I’m just saying Kid Rock’s glass dildo is not great evidence, unless there are records that indicate that Dirty Dan purchased it with the intention of giving it to Andrea Pellegrini.

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July 23, 2014 on Kid Rock Subpoenaed To Produce Glass Dildo As Evidence In Insane Clown Posse Lawsuit

Well, I think it’s nice that someone finally decided to honor the unsung heroes of the movie industry.

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January 16, 2014 on The 2014 Academy Award Nominees

Smoke

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November 21, 2013 on The Videogum Holiday Movie Club!

You don’t just outbid the Pussy Posse and get away with it.

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October 30, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

Yeah, he’s more of a ne’er-do-well than a bad seed.

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October 30, 2013 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Kelly, you got Kelly’d.

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October 25, 2013 on This Week In GIFs!

Gabe died on his way back to his home planet #factsonly

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October 25, 2013 on This Today Show Public Marriage Proposal Is The Worst One Yet

I’m boycotting Captain America because I was rooting for Captain Delaware to get the crown.

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October 25, 2013 on This Week in Movie Trailers, You Guys

“Mrs. Frankenstein, you’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you?”

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October 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky

“Icee Dead People” (said by a a young Hannibal Lechter while eating an Icee Dead People pop at the cannibal mall with his grandfather, Eugene “Poppa” Lechter

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October 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky

“Play it, Sam. Play ‘Ea, Lord of the Depths’ by Burzum”

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October 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky

“WaaawaweeEEEEEeeewaaAAAaaa” -Scary Borat, said over a theremin.

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October 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky

“Forget it, Jake. It’s Amityville.”

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October 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky

Then they high five and Matt Damon’s eyes turn bright red. Vincent Price laughs.

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October 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky

“I’m sorry, I’m just a little pregnant here.” (but said by Mia Farrow as Rosemary)

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October 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky

“You had me at Hello.” (but said by Willem Dafoe)

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October 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Famous Movie Quotes, But SpoOoOoOOooky

I feel like those lyrics could also apply to human Gene Simmons.

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October 10, 2013 on Uh, You Guys Don’t Have To Be Assholes About A Baby Learning To Crawl

“Is Nobamacare one word or two?”

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October 8, 2013 on Fox News’s High Tech News Room Is Almost Impossibly High Tech