Hopper

Comments from Hopper

This story made me realize how boring my life is. Thanks for that.
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April 5, 2010 on Juggalo Teen Hunger Force
They should call it "Demon In A Bottle". Get it? Now excuse me guys, I'm going to go spend the rest of my day voting for Joe Rogan in this week's Comedy Central Stand-Up Showdown. Carlos Mencia is toast!
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March 26, 2010 on Now You, Too, Can Smell Like An Effete Alcoholic Billionaire Egomaniac Obsessed With Toys
In preparation for his role in the upcoming remake of The Exorcist. Diddy spent his Saturday night in the club getting vomited on by demon bitches.
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March 23, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Diddy Got Slimed
I love how you actually commented on Ebert's blog. If they were to make a movie about you it would be call ed "An American PATRIOT: A MAN Without fucking BOUNDARIES".
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March 4, 2010 on Members Only
Julie Powers is such a bitch, But I love Aubrey Plaza so much. Kudos to you for the picture though.
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February 12, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine’s Day Edition
If Zanger Bob's girl, Angela, ever got caught with Mini Daddy we could be seeing a major beef we haven't seen since Pac and Biggie. I would hate to be reading the paper one day and read that Zanger Bob's power wheel got shot up by Mini Daddy's posse with super soakers.
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January 20, 2010 on Mini Daddy! Easily One Of The Top 10 Daddies Of All Time!
AWESOME! I don't think they could put me in a booty-poppin coffin quick enough!
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November 16, 2009 on One Thing’s For Sure: These Guys Are Definitely Booty Dancing In A Graveyard
"Maybe you should draft Phil Simms or Boomer Esiason."
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November 6, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread, Sponsored By Dick Towel
I thought the The League was the funniest show from last night. I thought the "pussy" conversation they had at dinner was greatest moment of the night.
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November 6, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread, Sponsored By Dick Towel
Mad props on the Batman reference! You the man!
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November 5, 2009 on BREAKING: Oprah To Continue Being On TV!
I got more of a Battlestar vibe from it. The V are just like Cylons, you don't know who to trust!
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November 4, 2009 on V: You Crazy For This One, Earthlings
Dammit! I was thinking the same thing! You were just too speedy though! But I'm just glad old chap is finding work in this economy!
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November 4, 2009 on Cuirtis “50 Cant” Jickson’s New Mavie Looks Greet!
HARHAR! You gots me doin da roflcopter!
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November 3, 2009 on The Berenstain Bears: The Movie
Little House on the Prairie? Go drink your prune juice, grandma! I'm just teasing, I do enjoy watching Little House on the Prairie at times.
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November 3, 2009 on The Berenstain Bears: The Movie
Don't you have a dissertation or something to write, Professor?
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October 30, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
The League was awesome. Although I do love Kroll and Scheer I was most excited to see Jon Lajoie (taco). I think the whole song he did at the kid's birthday was the most hilarious thing to happen last night. Also, I've been playing fantasy football since I was 12 and the jokes they made that were relevant to football didn't seem like they would alienate any viewers due to a lack of football knowledge. It just seemed like when they would make a football joke then they would explain it afterwards, like the Keyshawn Johnson joke. But anyways, last night definitely got my roflcopter off the ground.
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October 30, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Oh my god, Tony Cox was an EWOK! I think he is now my second favorite celebrity midget. (Second to Mickey from Seinfeld, of course.)
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October 21, 2009 on thirtysomething: Nice Work If You Can Get It
TONY COX! http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0185272/
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October 21, 2009 on thirtysomething: Nice Work If You Can Get It
I'm so glad they brought back the waitress. I tried to check Match.com last night to see if anyone has made a Charlie Kelly profile yet. But I went through the effort and ended up getting sidetracked and sending winks to this 35 year old divorced mother.
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October 16, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Remember how in the comics they always say Batman inspired all these supercriminals? For example, there couldn't be a Joker without Batman. I think the same thing goes with Da Cake Eatur. I don't know if you are actually the cake eatur or just some sick and perverted concoction inspired by Da Cake Eatur. But I'm just waiting for you to infect everyone in Gotham with your Laughing Gas. Let's just pray there is someone out there to save us...
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October 16, 2009 on Glenn Beck Cries Because We Don’t Live In A Coke Commercial Anymore
I watched this movie in the common room of my dorms during my first year of college. Needless to say, I had no clue what I was getting myself into. But then again that's what I get for not knowing it was produced by Penthouse.
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August 31, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Caligula
Paramount still owns the rights to The Avengers movie. As does Sony and Fox with Spider Man and X-Men, respectively.
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August 31, 2009 on Disney Buys Marvel And Everyone Is All Professor Business Over Here
You're absolutely right. I see this as a plus for Marvel Comics fans. Besides, with this extra revenue and security being provided from Disney I can see Marvel taking more creative chances and focusing on more original IP's. Besides, I'm sure Disney is more interested in Film/TV deals when it comes to the Marvel Universe. But I guess we'll just have to wait and see what comes of this.
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August 31, 2009 on Disney Buys Marvel And Everyone Is All Professor Business Over Here
Are you trying to hint that thiw weeks Videogum Movie club was Degrassi Goes Hollywood because he totally made a terrible cameo. And yes, I did watch it.
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August 15, 2009 on America’s Got Talent?
Haha I would like to agree with you but that would make me a hypocrite since Armond White's negative review of District 9 just made my blood pressure skyrocket.
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August 13, 2009 on Megan Fox Would Like America’s Teenagers To Know That Jennifer’s Body Is Going To Be Terrible
With an attitude like that, we'll never find you a husband unless we bribe the silversmith's apprentice with twice the goats and cows we would normally offer.
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August 7, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Meryl Streep calls herself a slut in this movie too!?!?!? Is this a sequel to Mamma Mia? But seriously, I vowed to never watch another Nancy Meyers movie after seeing Diane Keaton's geriatric boobs and bush in Something Gotta Give.
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August 7, 2009 on Being White Is Hard: It’s Complicated