Hopper

Comments from Hopper

Drug. For sure.

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July 10, 2011 on Win $200 V Moda Headphones Courtesy Of White Denim

This story made me realize how boring my life is. Thanks for that.

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April 5, 2010 on Juggalo Teen Hunger Force

They should call it “Demon In A Bottle”. Get it? Now excuse me guys, I’m going to go spend the rest of my day voting for Joe Rogan in this week’s Comedy Central Stand-Up Showdown. Carlos Mencia is toast!

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March 26, 2010 on Now You, Too, Can Smell Like An Effete Alcoholic Billionaire Egomaniac Obsessed With Toys

In preparation for his role in the upcoming remake of The Exorcist. Diddy spent his Saturday night in the club getting vomited on by demon bitches.

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March 23, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Diddy Got Slimed

I love how you actually commented on Ebert’s blog. If they were to make a movie about you it would be call ed “An American PATRIOT: A MAN Without fucking BOUNDARIES”.

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March 4, 2010 on Members Only

Only if you want to!

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February 15, 2010 on RT @timheidecker RT @ericwareheim

Julie Powers is such a bitch, But I love Aubrey Plaza so much. Kudos to you for the picture though.

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February 12, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: Valentine’s Day Edition

If Zanger Bob’s girl, Angela, ever got caught with Mini Daddy we could be seeing a major beef we haven’t seen since Pac and Biggie.

I would hate to be reading the paper one day and read that Zanger Bob’s power wheel got shot up by Mini Daddy’s posse with super soakers.

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January 20, 2010 on Mini Daddy! Easily One Of The Top 10 Daddies Of All Time!

AWESOME! I don’t think they could put me in a booty-poppin coffin quick enough!

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November 16, 2009 on One Thing’s For Sure: These Guys Are Definitely Booty Dancing In A Graveyard

“Maybe you should draft Phil Simms or Boomer Esiason.”

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November 6, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread, Sponsored By Dick Towel

I thought the The League was the funniest show from last night. I thought the “pussy” conversation they had at dinner was greatest moment of the night.

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November 6, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread, Sponsored By Dick Towel

Mad props on the Batman reference! You the man!

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November 5, 2009 on BREAKING: Oprah To Continue Being On TV!

I got more of a Battlestar vibe from it. The V are just like Cylons, you don’t know who to trust!

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November 4, 2009 on V: You Crazy For This One, Earthlings

Dammit! I was thinking the same thing! You were just too speedy though! But I’m just glad old chap is finding work in this economy!

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November 4, 2009 on Cuirtis “50 Cant” Jickson’s New Mavie Looks Greet!

HARHAR! You gots me doin da roflcopter!

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November 3, 2009 on The Berenstain Bears: The Movie

Little House on the Prairie? Go drink your prune juice, grandma!

I’m just teasing, I do enjoy watching Little House on the Prairie at times.

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November 3, 2009 on The Berenstain Bears: The Movie

Don’t you have a dissertation or something to write, Professor?

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October 30, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

The League was awesome. Although I do love Kroll and Scheer I was most excited to see Jon Lajoie (taco). I think the whole song he did at the kid’s birthday was the most hilarious thing to happen last night.

Also, I’ve been playing fantasy football since I was 12 and the jokes they made that were relevant to football didn’t seem like they would alienate any viewers due to a lack of football knowledge. It just seemed like when they would make a football joke then they would explain it afterwards, like the Keyshawn Johnson joke.

But anyways, last night definitely got my roflcopter off the ground.

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October 30, 2009 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread

Oh my god, Tony Cox was an EWOK! I think he is now my second favorite celebrity midget. (Second to Mickey from Seinfeld, of course.)

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October 21, 2009 on thirtysomething: Nice Work If You Can Get It