Comments from iamsosorry

The summer jam that never was gets its just desserts. Also, HI FAKE-MARK-RONSON DIPLO. HIIIII!
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November 23, 2009 on Eric Wareheim Wareheim’s It Up In Eric Wareheim Town
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October 27, 2009 on New Norah Jones Video – “Chasing Pirates”
Julie Klausner, may your reign of recap never end.
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September 24, 2009 on Cougar Town: Forget it, Jake. It’s Cougar Town.
I am glad to end this Monday with some positivity. Thanks, Gabe. It is really nice to read an entry in TWMofAT and just see a movie with some flaws, but one that is not dismissible tripe. I will say that I was hoping for an Anne-Hathaway-punched-in-the-face GIF. :(
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September 14, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Rachel Getting Married
From the end of the article: "What do you think? Surprised? Titillated? Horrified? Choose your adjectives below!" If you need me, I'll be drowning in my barf.
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August 25, 2009 on Chuck Bass Is [REDACTED]!
Whoops, I commeneted before the whole video was done (patient!). I almost missed how great his shrinking abilities are. Bye nerd!
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August 5, 2009 on Tiny iPhone Steering Wheel Is Tiny Reminder Of Why Nerds Are Lonely
I know several nerds (namedropper!), and I know exactly zero of them what would kneel in front of a TJMaxx breakfast nook stool to play their iPhone games.
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August 5, 2009 on Tiny iPhone Steering Wheel Is Tiny Reminder Of Why Nerds Are Lonely
Every recap I read on this site feels like The Re-education of iamsosorry. Thank you.
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August 5, 2009 on NYC Prep: Money Can’t Buy Not Being The Worstness
And that, children, is how you internet,
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July 30, 2009 on Important News For Videogum Commenters
I just read a treatment for the remake. The Lorax is replaced by Greenzo.
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July 29, 2009 on Fuck It, Let’s Remake Everything
I only care because I fear Vulture will have no one to rag on. It's like when people thought the Daily Show would stop being funny when Bush left office. NOSTALGIA!
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July 27, 2009 on Something Happened To A White Multi-Millionaire
If you are going to keep making jokes like "I would like to be the Charon to this undead dreamboat," then please make this a regular feature. Also, CHECK OUT THAT RAD GALLERY FEATURE.
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July 24, 2009 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: Comic-Con 2009 (In Your Pants)
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July 24, 2009 on That’s Your Weatherman: Andrew W.K.
I have a feeling that the guests keep forgetting he's on The Tonight Show and not Late Night. I love it.
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July 24, 2009 on The Videogum “Tracy Morgan And Chad Farthouse Promises”
My housepainter needs to get off the news and get back to my shutters.
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July 24, 2009 on That’s Your Weatherman: Andrew W.K.
PEDOBEAR. One of the moonwalkers is Pedobear and his address is Lazytown. Just enter 9296 in the "search for" box. Wow. Of all the random numbers to appear when I visited.
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July 22, 2009 on Michael Jackson Has Entered The Mainframe And Become Pure Energy
My real issue with the man's oeuvre is that he could be making today's Blacula, but no. Tyler Perry will continue making these gospel-tinged schlockfests. While we're at it, Mary J. could be making today's Blacula. Gabe, you love Mary J. Blige!
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July 21, 2009 on Tyler Perry Can And Does Do Bad All By Himself
Why is this not the highest-rated comment of the week?
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July 19, 2009 on Congratulations, Glenn Beck, On Your “We’ll Do It Live!” Moment
It must be hard to yell like that and still keep the crocodile tears flowing. I liked the part when Glenn Beck's sycophant impersonated the caller to make her sound a haggard she-devil. But you know, it's nice that there are talk radio personalities to keep us safe from the sophistry of the liberal media.
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July 16, 2009 on Congratulations, Glenn Beck, On Your “We’ll Do It Live!” Moment
Vulture just linked to this post and called this blog "Stereogum." :( Also, Vulture commenters hate us 'Gummers. And I quote, "I don't know what's annoying about her, but I'll tell you what's REALLY annoying is those damn Stereogum comments and the stupid pictures and sh*t that they slap all over that comment board. THANK GOD you don't let us do that here. Thank. God."
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July 16, 2009 on That’s Your Boyfriend: Mariah Carey
That liquid gushing turtle was gross. I sure am glad I was banned from watching TMNT as a child. The parents didn't wanting me saying "Cowabunga," on account of "bung."
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July 14, 2009 on Barbara Walters Hated Bruno, And One Time She Interviewed The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Also her dad should stop TALKING ON THE PHONE ON THE TOILET. In a related story, who keeps posting videos on LiveLeak?
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July 14, 2009 on Pranks Are The Worst: An On-Going Study
Yes, T.I.'s relationship with Mary J. Blige may be a working relationship, but as the gossip blogs have made clear again and again your relationship with her is intensely physical, Gabriel.
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July 14, 2009 on T.I. Makes A Music Video Called “Remember Me? I Am In Jail!”
I just want to see the reactions from the lawmakers during this performance. C-SPAN! STAND AND DELIVER!
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June 26, 2009 on Hurricane Chris Been Had My Vote
It's a scientific fact that Eugene Levy LOVES to work. Example: American Pie XII: Redux
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June 25, 2009 on We Need To Talk About Gooby
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June 18, 2009 on Piano-Playing Otter Is Just An Otter-Treat Prostitute