Ian

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Dunking In The Dark is the best Bruce song about basketball

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April 6, 2014 on Watch Bruce Springsteen Cover Van Halen’s “Jump” At NCAA Music Festival

I am sorry I look so bored there

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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum

All apologies to Michael Stipe

That’s great, it starts with Topher Grace, Birdie and
Goop a trampoline and Joe Mande is not afraid.
To take one of the teem, listening to Brokencyde makes him churn – world
serves its own needs, Videogum serve your own needs. Feed
it off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength, Ladder
start to clatter with fear fight down height. What do you mean haven’t wathced Wire
in a fire, representing seven games, a government
for hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in
a hurry with the furries breathing down your neck. Team
by team reporters baffled,local news is so awful.
Look at that low playing! Fine, then. Uh oh,
overflow, population, common food, but it’ll do. Save
yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs,
listen to your heart bleed Videogum with the rapture and
the revered and the right, right. You vitriolic,
patriotic, slam, fight, bright light,I don’t give a care
psych.

It’s the end of Videogum as we know it.
It’s the end of Videogum as we know it.
It’s the end of Videogum as we know it and I feel fine.

Six o’clock – TV hour. Don’t get caught in foreign
towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself
churn. Locking in, uniforming, book clubbing, Videogum
letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate.
Light a candle, light a votive. Step down, step down.
Benedict Cumberbatch is our crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no
fear cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament,
tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions,
offer me alternatives and I decline.

It’s the end of Videogum as we know it.
It’s the end of Videogum as we know it.
It’s the end of Videogum as we know it and I feel fine.

The other night I dreamt of Juggalos, gathering at Cave-In-Rock. Mountains sit in a line,Violent J. . Aaron Paul, Frieda Pinto, Benedict Cumerbatch, and Jessica Alba (she’s pretty) Videogum Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You
symbiotic, anamericanpatriot, slam book neck, right? Right.

It’s the end of Videogum as we know it.
It’s the end of Videogum as we know it.
It’s the end of Videogum as we know it and I feel
fine…fine…

(It’s time I had some time alone)

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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum

Life is a highway, RIP Videogum and RIP Rocket Dog
http://vimeo.com/3771062

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February 7, 2014 on Life Is A Highway, You Guys

I think I found out about because I was already reading Stereogum

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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something

that seems just a tad extreme

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February 3, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something

let’s dance with this guy on Sunday

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January 31, 2014 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments

Thora Birch’s dad being a real butthole certainly didn’t help http://www.avclub.com/article/thora-birchs-creepy-ex-porn-star-dad-gets-her-fire-49037

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January 24, 2014 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!

Brother, Can You Spare a Dimetapp?

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January 23, 2014 on Best New Party Game: Sick Movies!

For Homer this is himself as a potato a self potato if you will

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January 21, 2014 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Mr. Potato Head Homer

More like Mr. D’oh-tato Head

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January 21, 2014 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It?! Contest: Mr. Potato Head Homer

It’s Friday, and for some people a long weekend but not me, so let’s dance

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January 17, 2014 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Top Comments

I’m just gonna recite the Monster Mash no need for costumes

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January 16, 2014 on What Movie Monster Do You Want Your Significant Other To Dress Up As When He Or She Proposes To You?

That’s Ed Helms in the back right? You can’t hide from me Ed Helms

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January 14, 2014 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It?! Contest: Benedict Cumberbatch And Aaron Paul In A Photograph Together

Maybe she’s a bear, I hope she’s a bear, mom dad I got a bear finally

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January 10, 2014 on That’s Your Girlfriend: The Woman With Record For The Fastest Time Eating A 72 Oz. Steak

He can’t go grocery shopping or mow the lawn those require being out in public, he can’t leave his house ever again

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January 10, 2014 on Man Retires From Public Life, Is Now Just A Man

Doesn’t every list of crushes legally need to include Jennifer Lawrence? I just don’t want anyone going to jail

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December 27, 2013 on Crushes Of 2013

This isn’t a contest but shark cat won the theoretical contest we are not having

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December 24, 2013 on Favorite Animal Videos Of 2013

I don’t see our stepdad Aaron Paul is everything okay?

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December 23, 2013 on Happy Holidays From Videogum