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Yeah man! English teachers are the worst. Those equivocators are full of meconium.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!!!

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October 14, 2010 on Wes Anderson’s Undergraduate Fiction Now On-line

Your comment was sufficient lilbobbytables

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September 16, 2010 on The Fighter Trailer, You Guys

This is why FIFA doesn’t believe in instant replay.

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June 29, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: German Soccer Manager Joachim Loew Picking His Nose During A Game

New Generation of Teachers! Whut, Whut! Cowbunga, man (I think I’m using this right)! As a fellow teacher, I was voted best dresser (yes, there is such a thing) of my fellow educators and as I broke up a fight in the hallway, the students ran off, saying “uh-oh, here comes Mr. B!” So, I’m not only sazzily dressed, but I’m something like Morgan Freeman in “Stand By Me.” Fear and respected but also loved.

Teachers can be cool dangit!

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May 11, 2010 on Teachers Are Still Charming And Ridiculous Dorks

He can spend all of this time saving soap derbies but he can’t get in front of a groundball? DORN!!!!

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April 6, 2010 on Corbin Bernsen Fights The Important Fight

Irony aside, “The Expendables” looks crazy awesome. Like twelve year old lighting your farts on fire awesome. Like Calvin and Hobbes awesome. Like the new Rambo where he RIPS A DUDE’S THROAT OUT!!??!?! awesome.

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April 1, 2010 on Step Up 3D And The Expendables: A Side By Side Comparison

The “Hey At Least I’m Not Tommy Davidson” Show.

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March 29, 2010 on Let’s Name Jamie Foxx’s New Sketch Comedy Show!

With a name like “Bubba,” is there really a name to save?

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March 25, 2010 on The Porno Switcheroo Archives: South Carolina Cable And The Hills Have Thighs

Just a quick question, when has “Robert Rodriguez Presents” been the stamp of excellence? Anyone?

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March 24, 2010 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?

Ever the sampler, Diddy takes one out of Linda Blair’s playbook.

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March 24, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t You Caption It? Contest: Diddy Got Slimed

Motherfucka just got “Zoo Story” all up on his ass.

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March 23, 2010 on Stay Safe Out There, You Guys!

Ohhh, but a twist!

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March 23, 2010 on Stay Safe Out There, You Guys!

Is this real life?

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March 7, 2010 on The 2010 Academy Awards Video Pizza Party

American Nice-Guy

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March 5, 2010 on Best New Party Game: #oppositemovies

La vita noiosa

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March 5, 2010 on Best New Party Game: #oppositemovies

Dude, Axl Rose let himself go.

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February 25, 2010 on Blah Blah Blah, Indeed: Ke$ha Has Always Been Terribl$

Next you’re going to tell me that my Beanie Babies and my Pog collection are worth nil. C’mon internet, are we cowabunga? Are we?

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February 24, 2010 on R.I.P. RickRoll

One step ahead of me my friend

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February 22, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Oprah’s Chocolate Set

Look under your seats….EVERYONE IS GETTING DIABETES!!

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February 22, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Oprah’s Chocolate Set