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Ever the sampler, Diddy takes one out of Linda Blair's playbook.
Motherfucka just got "Zoo Story" all up on his ass.
Ohhh, but a twist!
Next you're going to tell me that my Beanie Babies and my Pog collection are worth nil. C'mon internet, are we cowabunga? Are we?
Look under your seats....EVERYONE IS GETTING DIABETES!!
Well Nickleback sounds like my farts, so there!
This is why I think that Darwin guy is full of shit. "Survival of the fittest (only the strong survive)" my butt (or was that Mobb Deep; I always get confused).
James Munoz is all like I went to journalism school for this?
Dude is really getting into George of the Jungle character mode...down the rabbit hole he goes!!
Pat Robertson reeks of cottage cheese. True story.
Saw this dude at CMJ. Def brought it. Heard he signed to Sub Pop or Rough Trade.
Being a huge, HUGE, Seinfeld (the show) fan, the humor has always lied within Larry David's writing, the awesome secondary characters, and it's ability to reward superfans: it was one of the first shows to be funny while referencing itself. Truth be told, Jerry was always my least favorite character of the initial central four (Constanza being obviously the funniest, still a sham that Jason Alexander never won an Emmy.) Jerry seemed to have been the luckiest straight (humor) man alive to have fallen into such a perfect situation, a show that really didn't need him to succeed yet bared his name. Gabe is not a huge Seinfeld fan, something I think most monsters disagree with (re: the Curb posts about the reunion). BUT, I do have to agree with Gabe's bashing of Jerry. Jerry, like Leno, is an insufferable rich man with a car fetish (I think he has thirty or something cars) and both seem to have profited from being in "the right place at the right time." "Bee Movie" was pure schlock and the "Jay Leno Show" has been equally squalid. Instead of giving Conan the promised chance to actually helm the Late Night brand, NBC seems ready to pull the rug out from under him without a long trial period. Sure, network television is still a business but Seinfeld (the man) should not be in any position to comment when his show was given amble time to succeed (and it didn't really even hit it's stride till that fourth season). Once again, it seems like one rich guy helping out another rich guy, undeserved.
At least it will introduce a new generation to Joan Jett and her lip-biting ways.
Their original version "Gonna take my baby down to the ocean and I'm gonna dunk her head in the AIDS" didn't fare so hot.
"No More Blood for Hair Gel!"
All I need to know is where can I get those Tarano jean accessories? Those looked really good!
I guess Chris Brown designed that outfit.
You are, by far sir, my favorite commentator. Major barrels of LOLZ on everything you type.
Guys shutup, it was the Degrassi warp party.....looks like fun!!! :*)
But most official hipsters still live with their parents (I need all that time to find only the most unheard music your ears will never hear and so on) so mom still MAKES THE SANDWICHES.....so when mom goes grocery shopping, hipsters know what to ask for......ask for that Whip. It represents your personal brand.
Get off my gum you....you PINHEAD!! GET OFF MY GUM!!!!
-A Legend is What I am -A Finger is what Freddy will get -Money is the Color of Green
Maybe I don't know my "soft-core" pornography that well, but how much "writing" is really involved in it?
It's really not considered rape-rape if the pumpkinhead wants it
My brain just exploded.....I'm sorry, I didn't want to get blood on your floor Hendry
Coughlin's law: never show suprise, never let them know you're a homo
Yeah he does live in his building in the book. Bateman actually meets him in the elevator and is so nervous that he is meeting his favorite actor that he says he loved him in "Bartender."
That is absolutely terrifying
Jason "Spaceman" Pierce should be pissed...dude totally ripping off his style
Was I the only one who shuddered after Meg Ryan said she'd be "having lots o' sex." Seriously man, ewww.
That's what she gets for telling her audience that a way to save money in these tough economic times is to tip 10%. Once again, tip 10%. Not try to save money on your meal by not ordering that fifth Sex on the Beach or how about one dessert instead of fifteen. Not in Oprah's world bitch.
Real men swallow boy
Lipgloss doesn't seem to be the only thing she be "poppin"
I guess Spencer is going for the timeless "Midnight Cowboy" look huh?
First Draft of David Mamet?s ?Diary of Anne Frank? Gustav: So we?re only talking about hiding?.not actually talking? Anne: No1 Yes we?re just speaking about it. (Pause) As an idea. (Pause) What the fuck you care? We?re only talking?.. Gustav: Oh. Because it?s illegal you know?. Anne: Yes. Yes it is very illegal. (Pause) It?s also very foolproof. Gustav: You?re actually talking about this! Anne: You?re damn right.