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French men age so gracefully….what’s their secret?

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August 17, 2011 on The Actor In Gerard Depardieu Took Over On An Airplane

Big Top Pee-wee

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June 17, 2011 on Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie

Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner

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June 17, 2011 on Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie

It’s Complicated

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June 17, 2011 on Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie

Short Circuit

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June 17, 2011 on Best New Party Game: Describe Your Penis With A Movie

I long for the carefree days when this wasn’t so true!

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June 15, 2011 on “Swingsetting” In Los Angeles

Wait…what if swings ARE the Inbetween…??? It’s making sense now!

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June 15, 2011 on “Swingsetting” In Los Angeles

Whatever, anyone who follows 1980’s competitive quickdraw knows that Ernie Hill is like, WAY faster…at least according to SPORTS ILLUSTRATED (?!?):

Ernie Hill, 33, of Litchfield Park, Ariz., is in fact the world-record holder for fast draw, with a time of .208 of a second, squeezed off in 1982 in Fort Worth. He is apoplectic in his criticism of Munden: “None of his claims are true. He was never the world champ at anything.”

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1069253/index.htm

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June 15, 2011 on Fastest Man With A Gun Who Ever Lived

“Well well well, Scraps is a boy dog, isn’t he?”

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May 25, 2011 on This Dog Knows The Truth About Baths

SOPHOMORES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

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May 20, 2011 on An Important Message To Sophomores About Prom

At least Sophomores know how to EDIT!

IN YER FACE, OLD CHICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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May 20, 2011 on An Important Message To Sophomores About Prom

At least it’s not a tuuuhmah…

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May 20, 2011 on Arnold Schwarzenegger Can No Longer Be Considered A True Artist

From IMDb’s “Memorable quotes for Growing Pains”:

Richard ‘Boner’ Stabone: Mike, a voice just came out of the radiator and it sounded a lot like God
[referring to handyman working in the basement]
Mike: No, Boner, that’s Jimmy
Richard ‘Boner’ Stabone: You call Him Jimmy?
Richard ‘Boner’ Stabone: [later]
[walks downstairs angrily]
Richard ‘Boner’ Stabone: Okay, what in the name of Jimmy is going on down here?

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May 19, 2011 on You Can Make It Up: Kirk Cameron Prepares For The Rapture Like A Genius

Twee to Be…You and Me

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May 11, 2011 on I Don’t Care If You’ve All Already Seen It; This Is Adorable

Where Do We Come From? What Are We? Where Are We Going?

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May 9, 2011 on What Will the Name of Bristol Palin’s Reality Television Show Be?

Didn’t realize this had already been written My apologies to sharktamer and the rest of the Internet. Also, I am a computer.

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May 6, 2011 on Dog Attempting To Play Fetch With Statue Offers Brief Reminder Of Our Mortality