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 0Posted on May 26th, 2009 | re: Charlotte Gainsbourg Wins Best Actress (9 comments)

This movie will undoubtedly be the greatest. ever.

 0Posted on May 26th, 2009 | re: Finally, A Weezer Snuggie (4 comments)

Weezer. Most pathetic band ever.

 0Posted on May 19th, 2009 | re: Passion Pit On A Motherfucking Boat, NYC 5/18/09 (21 comments)

hahahaha – perfect venue for this band of banal yuppies…a yacht.

 0Posted on May 17th, 2009 | re: Weezer Cover MGMT (84 comments)

i don’t see how it’s hard to cover MGMT…all u need is a voice and “play” button on an mp3 or cd player…. it’s not exactly prog. or math rock…it’s karaoke disco. my great aunt beth could pull it off at your wedding if you’d like….i mean, really.

 0Posted on May 17th, 2009 | re: Weezer Cover MGMT (84 comments)

Oi, don’t jack our name buddy. It’s trademarked and we are contemplating a lawsuit. (jk…we like the way you think)

we loved the blake babies but juliana, that movie wasn’t watchable, let’s not kid ourselves..

 0Posted on May 13th, 2009 | re: Animal Collective Sell Out Crack Box, Prep "Summertime" Single (18 comments)

by “fucking with” do you mean “sucking on and embarrassing themselves in front of a comedy legend and national audience” ??

 0Posted on May 13th, 2009 | re: The Dodos Drink Really Bad Beer (36 comments)

selling out is coolz now!!!1!!!111

 0Posted on May 11th, 2009 | re: New Lily Allen - "Why" (27 comments)

this is pop music. why are you reporting on this.

 0Posted on May 10th, 2009 | re: Animal Collective Bring "Summertime Clothes" To Letterman (162 comments)

why would anyone whos owns a mp3 or cd player want to see animal collective live? I can dress up like panda and press pre-programmed buttons for you guys too…I’ll only charge ya half the price and make you a tuna sub as well…deal?

my cats can wiggle in back of us too, in neon colored garbage bags. it’ll be awesome. then we can go punch for punch and look up porn on my computer. it’ll be a fun.

 0Posted on May 9th, 2009 | re: New Regina Spektor - "Laughing With" (22 comments)

We’re gonna go listen to Tori Amos, thanks.

- The Management
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 0Posted on May 9th, 2009 | re: Animal Collective Bring "Summertime Clothes" To Letterman (162 comments)

you fucking rule. thank you for this.

– the management
http://www.indierocksucks.com

 0Posted on Apr 29th, 2009 | re: Clash's 50 Greatest Albums Of The Last 5 Years (212 comments)

HAHA! This list fucking blows, but so does the mainstream “indie” music from the past 5 years, so I don’t know what I was expecting. But yeah, we’ve had just about enough of Britain. And Australia. And Sweden. And Canada.

 0Posted on Apr 20th, 2009 | re: Coachella 2009: M.I.A., Superchunk, And So Much Sun (21 comments)

so, like do new indie kids care and “get it” when actual bands who, you know, rock (like Chunk) play at festivals? or do they just stand there texting pictures of their gunts to each other, like the last time we suffered tru a festival.

 0Posted on Apr 19th, 2009 | re: Yeah Yeah Yeahs Take "Zero," "Maps" To SNL (71 comments)

they played maps because that’s the only song they’ve written anyone cared about….probably why half the song on the new record are “maps” rewrites. the band is gasping for fresh air kidz.

 0Posted on Apr 19th, 2009 | re: New Metric Video - "Help, I'm Alive" (21 comments)

worst record of the year. it sounds like the matrix or linda perry tried their hand at “indie soundz.” wake up yo.

 0Posted on Apr 19th, 2009 | re: Will Oldham Has Beef With Wes Anderson, Apparently? (128 comments)

ughhh…if wes anderson is only making shitty movies to score college girls that really says a lot about the content being so vapid. i think yr on to something mr. frost.

 0Posted on Apr 18th, 2009 | re: Today Is Record Store Day (33 comments)

YEAH DOODZ. Try not to buy anything the indie rock sycophants wouldn’t approve of <3. http://www.indierocksucks.com

 0Posted on Apr 14th, 2009 | re: Chris Cornell Writes Song With Ill Fan (30 comments)

ZING!

 0Posted on Apr 14th, 2009 | re: Lemonheads & Liv Tyler Cover Leonard Cohen (Stereogum Premiere) (18 comments)

this album will probably own all of you. YES. GIBBY.

 0Posted on Apr 11th, 2009 | re: New Feist Video (Feat. Cillian Murphy) - "The Water" (39 comments)

Because, this is Stereogum where no one is lame, like EVER man!!!! (unless it’s a band it’s cool to rip on)

fucking sycophants.

 0Posted on Apr 11th, 2009 | re: New Feist Video (Feat. Cillian Murphy) - "The Water" (39 comments)

our thoughts exactly…snorrrrre

 0Posted on Apr 11th, 2009 | re: Chris Cornell Writes Song With Ill Fan (30 comments)

nickelback and that band timbaland produces that sounds just like cornell play soldout shows in nyc too. everyone with a record contract seem to….cuz ny is hella shite, take that nyc!

 0Posted on Apr 11th, 2009 | re: New Drink Up Buttercup - "Sosey & Dosey" (6 comments)

why is self-confessed and NOTED banality and aping of the Beatles praised? this is a joke. love us.