Intravenus de Milo

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I just can't quite believe this is really happening. I guess the Internet isn't forever. I saved a few html's of the Worst Movie of All Time, plus a couple of other highlights. It was all I could do. Tell them I did everything I could! Nearer My Blog to Thee.
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February 7, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
“The Overton Window is like if a Jason Bourne book was re-written for kids, and then that kid’s book had sex with a ‘9-11 was an Inside Job’ message board.” What other blog is going to deliver me REAL-TALK LITERARY ANALYSIS like this??
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February 7, 2014 on Taking One For The Team: Glenn Beck’s The Overton Window
Misted Yellow sounds like a good title for all those videos of people peeing outside during the Polar Vortex
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February 7, 2014 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Helping Martha Stewart Pick Her Match.Com Profile Picture
Nearer my blog to thee
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February 7, 2014 on Movies For Dudes: Unstoppable
So has shone a good blog in a weary world. Love all around, Monsters.
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February 4, 2014 on Hey Guys, We Have To Talk To You About Something
I, for one, plan on having pumpkin pie with like 5 or 6 meals while I'm home b/c pecan sucks, duh, plus there's a pecan shortage DID YOU KNOW?
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November 27, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Break Today?
Poor Gabe, his eyes downcast forlornly, forever gazing upon the Lady Dick.
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August 5, 2013 on This Is Just A Goodbye Post
That's only because he & Tomas Berdych had that bet over who could get the most unexpected clothing sponsor for a professional athlete.
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July 29, 2013 on Life Can Throw Us All Some Pretty Funny Curveballs, Even Danica McKellar
Bill Nye conclusively demonstrates that inertia is a property of both matter and derivatively lazy Hollywood movie studios.
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June 12, 2013 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption it? Contest: Bill Nye At The Man Of Steel Premiere
We need waaaay more upvotes for the way you ouro'd that boros. A+++ would read comments again
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April 26, 2013 on A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Looking Forward To The Bling Ring With A Clip From Pretty Wild
I had a dream it would end this way.
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April 24, 2013 on You Can Just Do Whatever You Want
What a coincidence, I own an exterminator company called Shaggy 2 NOPE
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October 24, 2012 on Finally, You, Too, Can Eat Garbage Food Like A Troll
Donna! Darko!
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October 24, 2012 on Finally, You, Too, Can Eat Garbage Food Like A Troll
The Onion Rings to rule them all.
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October 24, 2012 on Finally, You, Too, Can Eat Garbage Food Like A Troll
"O my stars! The tempers flare so righteously between these gentlemen! If only... they could... stop... arguing..." :: faints dead away ::
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October 17, 2012 on The Second Presidential Debate Of 2012 Open Thread
I was just thinking the same thing! That *has* to be what she's referring to. They're from the ELCA, the awesome lutherans. And I think their youth gathering is every three years, so you have some time to breath now...
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July 26, 2012 on Benedict Cumberbatch Was Nice To Someone!
I met Alex Trebek when I was young and foolish, although we only exchanged words when the cameras were rolling. Looking back, I think he was only in it for the money. (In all fairness, so was I.)
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July 26, 2012 on Benedict Cumberbatch Was Nice To Someone!
I believe we've found the real winner of this thread.
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June 19, 2012 on Well, Woody Allen’s Son’s Tweet Is A Bummer
But stay north of 31st street if at all possible... not because the South Side is inherently bad but because otherwise my brilliant plan to stay holed up in Hyde Park will be foiled. (Although it would all come crashing down anyway if Obama decides to stop by his house for any reason... let's hope he brought enough toothpaste and sunscreen from the White House.)
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May 18, 2012 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Heaven just got a little moreice Sendak. ... (Sorry, I'm in the nonsensical gibberish phase of my grieving process.) (Seriously though, this man's imagination is such an indelible part of me that I hear his name and I'm instantly transported back to my elementary school library... one room, sunny but a little musty still, the goofy librarian who most kids don't like but I don't mind... I remember the exact spot on the shelves where the SED-to-SEL section was located... it takes first-grade me some effort to reach up to where the SEN books are, but it's totally worth it. The librarian is like "again with this?" but I can tell she secretly approves. And I just read and imagine, read and imagine...)
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May 8, 2012 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Maurice Sendak