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Oh man, yes. We have a statue of a raccoon (tanuki) in our front yard and its name is now officially Little King Trash Mouth. I love him a million times more than I did before last Sunday.

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January 10, 2014 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread

When Chang backwalked by with the extra long churro in his mouth, those watching the episode in my house stood up and cheered like Mission Control after hearing Jim Lovell’s voice when Apollo 13 came back down to earth. There were tears and there was rewinding.

Also, what is the 2014 word for “rewinding”?

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January 10, 2014 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread

Fluffy the Vampire Sweater

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September 23, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Autumn Television Shows

Breaking Bad-dum-bum tish
*jazz hands*

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June 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Even Worse Breaking Bad Taglines

Showing real courage, she ran 1.2 meters. Everyone is a winner. Press space to restart.

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August 8, 2011 on This Is How You Run

If you wish to make a reboot of Cosmos from scratch you must first invent a talking animal sidekick.

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August 5, 2011 on Wait, Do We Have To Like Seth MacFarlane Now?

The Womb

(“you are bearing me a son, Lisa!”*)

*Gabe, I hope your mom’s name is Lisa

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August 3, 2011 on Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies

I feel like if Tom Haverford and Duke Silver had a very attractive baby, it’d be Gabe.

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May 6, 2011 on Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode 2

Ferrelly shocked by this. Didn’t reilly see it coming.

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May 3, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Will Ferrell And John C. Reilly Kissing At A Basketball Game

Thanks so much. She was seriously the coolest cat. Played tag and fetch and slept outside my daughter’s door to guard her at night. Thought she’d fit in well among all the other rad looking baby creatures.

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February 2, 2011 on Charlie Sheen Drug Prostitutes OR: Egypt’s Political Unrest OR: Less Usual Animal Babies

This is my cat. She died last night and I figured putting her here would be as honorable of a memorial as I could get. She enjoyed bags and Topher Grace.

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February 2, 2011 on Charlie Sheen Drug Prostitutes OR: Egypt’s Political Unrest OR: Less Usual Animal Babies

Anglers and Demonfish

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February 2, 2011 on Tom Hanks Animals

Joe vs. the Volcanmole

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February 2, 2011 on Tom Hanks Animals

I saw a pack of Sarah Palins take over and successfully run a Wendy’s!

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January 28, 2011 on The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise”: TNT Apologizes

Is this the one where Marcel gets kicked off?

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January 24, 2011 on Sausage Pork Beef Cheese Whole Milk Butter Margarine Nuts

In my heart, this comment has already won.

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December 14, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Ye Olde Spidere-Mane

Brilliant, Gabe. Soon, Randy and Evi will fill a shopping cart with their meager belongings and set off along the road, heavy with ash in the fading gunmetal light.

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November 4, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: Evi And Randy Quaid Are Hollywood Refugees

“Alright, Daryl,” Daryl said to himself, “This is the big time. You’ve got a super-professional postcard from that awesome photo shoot you had right after eating cherry popsicles. You can do this! Okay, let’s write EARNEST…you are earnest! And…well, you don’t have room to write ‘and’…let’s just use one of those ampersands. Here we go…down, around and…oh no, that looks like a heart. Daryl, that’s a HEART! Damn you, Daryl! You’ve ruined everything! This is your only postcard! Screw it, let’s just distract them by saying you’re a rapist.”

Aaaand scene.

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October 15, 2010 on This Is Just A Good Headshot