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Oh man, yes. We have a statue of a raccoon (tanuki) in our front yard and its name is now officially Little King Trash Mouth. I love him a million times more than I did before last Sunday.
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January 10, 2014 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
When Chang backwalked by with the extra long churro in his mouth, those watching the episode in my house stood up and cheered like Mission Control after hearing Jim Lovell's voice when Apollo 13 came back down to earth. There were tears and there was rewinding. Also, what is the 2014 word for "rewinding"?
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January 10, 2014 on This Week In Comedy Open Thread
Breaking Bad-dum-bum tish *jazz hands*
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June 24, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Even Worse Breaking Bad Taglines
Showing real courage, she ran 1.2 meters. Everyone is a winner. Press space to restart.
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August 8, 2011 on This Is How You Run
If you wish to make a reboot of Cosmos from scratch you must first invent a talking animal sidekick.
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August 5, 2011 on Wait, Do We Have To Like Seth MacFarlane Now?
The Womb ("you are bearing me a son, Lisa!"*) *Gabe, I hope your mom's name is Lisa
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August 3, 2011 on Best New Party Game 57: Birthday Movies
In humble reply: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvozNAyPUrs
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July 22, 2011 on Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode 9
I feel like if Tom Haverford and Duke Silver had a very attractive baby, it'd be Gabe.
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May 6, 2011 on Gabe And Max Like The Internet: Episode 2
Thanks so much. She was seriously the coolest cat. Played tag and fetch and slept outside my daughter's door to guard her at night. Thought she'd fit in well among all the other rad looking baby creatures.
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February 2, 2011 on Charlie Sheen Drug Prostitutes OR: Egypt’s Political Unrest OR: Less Usual Animal Babies
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_n9cJzEjJIRg/TUnHJ4-X5LI/AAAAAAAABFY/0qw3RCPlxjw/s1600/cat%2Bcat%2Bcat.jpg This is my cat. She died last night and I figured putting her here would be as honorable of a memorial as I could get. She enjoyed bags and Topher Grace.
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February 2, 2011 on Charlie Sheen Drug Prostitutes OR: Egypt’s Political Unrest OR: Less Usual Animal Babies
Anglers and Demonfish
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February 2, 2011 on Tom Hanks Animals
Joe vs. the Volcanmole
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February 2, 2011 on Tom Hanks Animals
I saw a pack of Sarah Palins take over and successfully run a Wendy's!
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January 28, 2011 on The Videogum “Tracy Morgan Promise”: TNT Apologizes
Is this the one where Marcel gets kicked off?
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January 24, 2011 on Sausage Pork Beef Cheese Whole Milk Butter Margarine Nuts
Brilliant, Gabe. Soon, Randy and Evi will fill a shopping cart with their meager belongings and set off along the road, heavy with ash in the fading gunmetal light.
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November 4, 2010 on You Can Make It Up: Evi And Randy Quaid Are Hollywood Refugees
"Alright, Daryl," Daryl said to himself, "This is the big time. You've got a super-professional postcard from that awesome photo shoot you had right after eating cherry popsicles. You can do this! Okay, let's write EARNEST...you are earnest! And...well, you don't have room to write 'and'...let's just use one of those ampersands. Here we go...down, around and...oh no, that looks like a heart. Daryl, that's a HEART! Damn you, Daryl! You've ruined everything! This is your only postcard! Screw it, let's just distract them by saying you're a rapist." Aaaand scene.
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October 15, 2010 on This Is Just A Good Headshot
That whole clip was actually taken word for word from my last family Thanksgiving.
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October 14, 2010 on Joy Behar And Whoopi Goldberg Walk Off The View When Bill O’Reilly Gets Too Bill O’Reilly
I'm just chilling, scrolling scrolling til I see Mondo. Hey Mondo! Looking sharp, looking sharp...down the shirt, hit the belt, still good. No problems here, sir...scrolling, scrolling....WHOA GUY THIGH, GUY THIGH! BABY GUY THIGH! That said, I do love Mondo. From the middle of his baby guy thigh up.
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October 1, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread: I Want To Rub Purell On My Brain
I first saw this movie when I was thirteen, and my whole life goal after that was to BE A HACKER. Unfortunately, there were no books in the library about hacker career choices so I eventually went back to just playing Star Wars simulations games in AOL chat rooms. Further unfortunately, I was even kicked out of those games because my sister kept picking up the phone and disrupting the sim. Ah, junior high. Cue the Charlie Brown music (but techno it up because deep down inside, I still want to hack the world, too.)
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September 29, 2010 on Classic Brooklyn: Croudsourced Hackers 15-Year Anniversary Party
Yeah, sorry about that. It's my friend's old blog (I just liked the name.) The pseudonymity of videogum is too delicious to pass up. I also like to imagine that everyone's avatar is a real life picture. Mmm. Huckabeast.
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September 27, 2010 on A Sponsored Tribute To Zach Galifianakis
That's superkind, dude. Thanks!
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September 27, 2010 on A Sponsored Tribute To Zach Galifianakis
Aw, thanks for the sympathygum. It's okay, really. I rewrote the whole damn thing and added vampires and werewolves and pogs and Demi Lovato so I should be rolling in dough any minute now. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n9cJzEjJIRg/TKEPSqOfChI/AAAAAAAAA_8/xcGWyOepYKU/s1600/128839816749580239.jpg
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September 27, 2010 on A Sponsored Tribute To Zach Galifianakis
Here's kind of a funny story: I write books for a living. I wrote one for which I was incredibly excited and an editor took it on, saying, "You should read ITS KIND OF A FUNNY STORY" because this sounds exactly like that book. So I read it and, funny story, my book was almost exactly like ITS KIND OF A FUNNY STORY. So, ha ha, after three years of painstakingly writing said book, I threw it out because it was already a bestseller written by someone else. That said, I will see this movie. Because I am currently unemployed and have nothing better to do.
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September 27, 2010 on A Sponsored Tribute To Zach Galifianakis
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_n9cJzEjJIRg/TIaeaEMkQhI/AAAAAAAAA-U/YKLmFlvwvUQ/s1600/a_winner_is_you_1024-590x442.jpg Give it two more weeks and you could totally beat it.
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September 24, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
Guys, this totally Wingardeum Leviosaed my spirits.
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September 23, 2010 on New Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part 1 Trailer, You Guys