jaccuse

Comments from jaccuse

that doesn't even make any fucking sense to me. sorry.
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May 22, 2012 on Dan Harmon Replaced As Community Show Runner
Being that (as much as you love it and are totally free to do so and still be an intelligent and critical person) this is a television show on a major network, which at this point in time is just a thing that exists because people won't watch 50 ads in a row. Anyone who loves Dan Harmon should be happy that he is going to have to try something else. There are no auteurs in prime time, they are creative the way Don Draper is. Maybe he is a genius, hopefully he'll now go somewhere that he can really show it (clearly NBC is the wrong place for him). And if you think "different" Community is worse than no Community at all, ask the person who is forcing you to watch a show that you don't like to either untie you or change the channel.
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May 22, 2012 on Dan Harmon Replaced As Community Show Runner
oops. Kompooterz! this is a dog swimming, with a bugs bunny style just-out-of-reach hotdog harness propelling it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2nyF6c4IkY&feature=channel
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February 29, 2012 on The Petting Zoo: The Week’s Top 10 Animal Videos
GLEE: Now officially less than a year behind things you give a shit about.
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February 22, 2012 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: The Ladies Of Glee Dressed As Bridesmaids
oh fuuuuuck. I can't believe I wrote that. I'm leaving it there as a reminder to myself that I'm the worst sometimes.
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February 20, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Maya Rudolph And Sleigh Bells
Your friend (unlintentionally I'm sure) left out some very linteresting points about the story of Jeremy Lin.
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February 20, 2012 on Saturday Night Live: Maya Rudolph And Sleigh Bells
This is literally the first time in my life I have regretted having tattoos. Thanks, Sly. You owe me a referral to your plastic surgeon... actually, hold off on that referral, because you look a little melty today.
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February 9, 2012 on This Is Just A GREAT Picture Of Arnold Schwarzenegger And Sylvester Stallone Undergoing Shoulder Surgery Together
what's that movie where andy serkis, some tennis balls and a computer steel a job from a little person?
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February 7, 2012 on Best New Party Game 62: “What’s That Movie?”
Gabe, just do whatever feels right in your heart. You clearly have an unusually heavy burden of responsibility here, but you can do it. Clear eyes, blah blah ...
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January 30, 2012 on Game Of Thrones Season 2 Trailer, You Guys
and don't forget, all of the horses are played by andy serkis
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January 30, 2012 on Hey, Let’s Talk About Luck
I just saw the "super" man comment. Joke thief. Head hung.
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December 21, 2011 on Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles
finally white women are getting their due.
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December 20, 2011 on The Gummy Awards: Your Top 20 Indie Rock Crushes Of 2011
This is what nickelback thinks they sound like.
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December 6, 2011 on Album Of The Week: The Black Keys El Camino
Viggo Mortensen - Getting violently banged on the stairs has never looked so "last year".
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December 6, 2011 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Viggo Mortensen’s Ridiculous Teen Heartthrob NYT Magazine Cover
The blank stares from the odd looking audience members was a little too Tim and Eric, for sure.
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December 5, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Steve Buscemi And The Black Keys
Nailed it! I'm glad the wit professors at Zing University aren't too cool for message boards. It really raises the discourse!
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November 16, 2011 on Joanna Newsom Wears Fancy Clothes In Magazine
I'm too distracted by the fact that it looks like she got a boob job after choosing her outfit for the day.
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November 16, 2011 on Watch Courtney Love’s Meltdown In Brazil
We are witness to a very rare (but nonchalant) condition called pistlin'.
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November 14, 2011 on Liam Neeson Peed His Pants
I sure used the words "also" and "else" a lot in that scathing review of an internet comment. Back to bed!
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November 14, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Emma Stone And Coldplay
Once someone else has liked Coldplay, no one else can, obviously. Nice try being Colplay's number 2 fan, Kelly. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! I checked Billboard, and Coldplay has only sold one record (the other ones don't count, they're just rehashed versions of the original record sale). Also, as I have also discovered, once you show everyone your penis unexpectedly, you will always be mentioned, forever.
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November 14, 2011 on Saturday Night Live: Emma Stone And Coldplay
I'm more of a David Foster Walleye kind of guy
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November 2, 2011 on Here Are Some Afternoon Links!
With apologies to women, Mexicans, the 99 percent, a large chunk of the other 1 percent, democrats, lots of republicans, intellectuals, reasonable people, parents, respectable pizza barons, Obama, the other candidates, and the rest of the world, can we just let this guy be President to see what would happen? It would be like four years of gym class with a substitute teacher. Maybe it would be awesome and hilarious. My opinion is probably colored by the fact that I'm not American, but I hang out there a lot. Anyways, think about voting for him, you guys! How bad could it go? If it goes really bad, maybe Canada will give you refugee status. It's worth a shot.
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November 1, 2011 on Let Me Help: Herman Cain’s Non-Sexual Gesture
dane's genuinely itchy asshole
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September 28, 2011 on What Should Dane Cook Call His New Sitcom?