Comments from jacob666

I can't really deal with this right now, maybe when I have my coffee and my glasses on but not right now.
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July 6, 2009 on Worlds Been Had Colliding: 50 Cent And Sexman Edition
Great, now my "Wolf Pack Of One" tattoo is just going to look silly.
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July 6, 2009 on Someone Made A Window Decal Of Zach Galifianakis’s “Wolfpack Speech”
If I got that card I would get so well that I would die.
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July 6, 2009 on Rupert Grint Got The Swine Flu!
50, I don't want to make you mad or anything but you trippin.
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July 2, 2009 on 50 Cent Is Definitely An Over The Hill Clown
While not as funny as the last video I really did enjoy the line '"I paid 200 dollars for that truck!"
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July 2, 2009 on This Kid Has A Bright Future In World’s Best Freakouts
I recommended Videogum to a friend today (who happens to loooooooooooove Entourage so much that he married it) and now he is no longer my friend. Gabe, thank you for helping me to weed out the riff raff.
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June 30, 2009 on An Open Letter From The Cast And Crew Of Entourage
Night of the Comet totally bums me out all 80s style, except for the scene in the mall. That gang of mall workers is bananas.
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June 29, 2009 on Computer Beach Party Looks Computer Beach Great!
A sophomore release indeed, get off my lawn!
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June 29, 2009 on Leighton Meester’s Non-Sex Tape Equally Embarrassing
*fingers crossed* that Jay called in JJ Abrams to direct the lens flare and Michael Bay to direct the champlosion.
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June 29, 2009 on Jay-Z Needs To Get Out More
I really hope that the actual movie (Liar Liar 2: Lie Harder) is much less whimsical and a lot more soul crushing, I like my Gervais to come with a little soul crushing.
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June 29, 2009 on Ricky Gervais Makes Liar Liar But For Comedy Nerds
Bring on the fart videos!
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June 29, 2009 on First, Let’s Address The Thing
We'll always have space Paris.
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June 26, 2009 on Have A Great Summer And Stay Sweet, You Guys!
Did you mean great or depressing?
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June 25, 2009 on Megan Fox’s “Sweet Boy” Found
I wish that *I* had my very own Gooby.
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June 25, 2009 on We Need To Talk About Gooby
Wasn't I in this one act play?
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June 25, 2009 on The Box Is The Book Of Questions: The Movie
Hey, Little Caesar personal pan pizzas are money.
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June 25, 2009 on There Ain’t No Such Thing As A Free Louis C.K. Show
Don't worry Gabe, I'm *pretty sure* that's just footage from Bolivia's NUMBER 1 MONSTER NEWS TEAM!!!!!!!!
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June 23, 2009 on Three Weeks Later And Air France Flight 447 Still Resembles Oceanic Flight 815
I would looooooooooooooooove to eat at Jon and Kate's Bad Decision Buffet Style Famly Pizza! Let's all go have lunch!
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June 23, 2009 on So, Is America Done With Jon & Kate Now? Please?
Freeze every clip of Bill Maher on forever and he's going to look super creepy.
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June 22, 2009 on Meghan McCain Is A Great Person To Be The Best Person The Republicans Have
That's really bad news bears! The Lindsey news, not the okay video. The okay video was okay.
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June 22, 2009 on Ladies, Be Careful What You Promise In Those “Love Coupons”
Waitress, oh waitress; I'd like mine extra yikes.
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June 22, 2009 on YouTube Insult Generator 3000
One of those guys looks like he has a plan (around second 14).
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June 22, 2009 on There Are Three New Baby Foxes In The World
Not only is he black but he's a little black boy.
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June 22, 2009 on You Look Like A Little Black Boy
You just want to be the biggest monster the next monster ball. For shame.
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June 19, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments