I think he was in an accident. Ten years ago, he was learning to fly. Now he’s learning to talk again, learning to walk again. Is everything okay, Dave???

This was the strangest start to my weekend since 1986.

Both, of course, were very peaceful empires. I was confused the entire time. Then LMFAO appeared and my head exploded. I don’t know which was messier, the PR clean-up for this horrendous action by M.I.A. or mopping my brains off the living room floor.

obvs

You should start a blog.

“Diane, see if you can get me a copy of this “Born to Die” album everyone is talking about. I have a feeling I’m about to uncover something big.”

If Lana Del Rey and genocide offend you equally, I think you’re doing it wrong.

What does a downvote reallllly meeean man? What does it all mean?

Watson does not like competition. Watson will destroy competition. Destroy a68tbird.

It is certainly nice to see her relax. Her being guarded is entirely justified though. If I was an artist who had millions of people saying how fake, ugly, and untalented I was after hearing a few songs of my songs, I’d probably be a little guarded.

Putting out music is a vulnerability. Most musicians expect some backlash and seem to handle it without many issues. But the hype around her is overwhelming almost to the point of absurdity. Her being guarded almost makes her more relatable, which is a plus for me.

(That is funny!)

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