jar krenshaw

Comments from jar krenshaw

In my mind it is.

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December 18, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

I just drank a Coors Light and my mom bought me a blender!

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December 18, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

and now a cat is asleep on my lap

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December 11, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

I bought new gloves and used them to help me carry a heavy case of beer home in the cold.

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December 11, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

I think it’s because she has a wig on with the long blonde hair, she looks more normal once she has her real short hair.

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May 28, 2013 on Arrested Development And/Or Behind The Candelabra Open Thread

After like 5 drafts of my thoughts on the new season of AD, I’m scrapping them all to just say that I’m very pleased with how it turned out.

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May 28, 2013 on Arrested Development And/Or Behind The Candelabra Open Thread

Oh this is fun, I recently had a dream where Ryan Lochte hired me as his personal non-sexual small spoon sleeping partner. ack!

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May 3, 2013 on What Is Your Most Embarrassing Celebrity Dream?

Welp, guess I’ll just go to bed now that I’ve watched that.

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April 2, 2013 on “Michael”

My personal hell involves me having to work eternity in a Starbucks where this is my customer always

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March 29, 2013 on This Is Just A Good Computer Generated Face Complaining About Yogurt Parfaits

the most roundabout sneeze shart to ever happen

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January 30, 2013 on Our Legally Required Jason London Poop Blog Post, Your Honor

Here’s to hoping that this is all that survives us as a civilization.

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January 22, 2013 on Healing

I almost ate a hot dog but made pasta instead.

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January 16, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?

Whoever it was that shot JR, did that ever get resolved?

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November 1, 2012 on Who Do You Think Mitt Romney’s Favorite TV Characters Are?

Damn it Bejeweled, first I missed my stop and then a riot!?

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November 1, 2012 on The Dude Who Wouldn’t Riot

Mitt Romney is personally responsible for the Landry kills a guy storyline.

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October 11, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mitt Romney Isn’t Coach Taylor

Shindler’s List except they ride Segways into the sky instead of bikes.

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September 19, 2012 on Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology

I consider any boner hiding guide without mention of the textbook block to be an utter failure.

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August 13, 2012 on Germans Deliver An Important Message For All Of Mankind

Love means never having to say I’m sorry for falling asleep while floating in the Susquehanna.

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August 13, 2012 on Sometimes Things Aren’t As They Seem

“dads be hackin'” – they

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June 28, 2012 on People Tripping Is Always Funny, Should Be Mandatory

what a trip! #booooooo

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June 28, 2012 on People Tripping Is Always Funny, Should Be Mandatory