jar krenshaw

Comments from jar krenshaw

I just drank a Coors Light and my mom bought me a blender!
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December 18, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
and now a cat is asleep on my lap
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December 11, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I bought new gloves and used them to help me carry a heavy case of beer home in the cold.
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December 11, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I think it's because she has a wig on with the long blonde hair, she looks more normal once she has her real short hair.
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May 28, 2013 on Arrested Development And/Or Behind The Candelabra Open Thread
After like 5 drafts of my thoughts on the new season of AD, I'm scrapping them all to just say that I'm very pleased with how it turned out.
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May 28, 2013 on Arrested Development And/Or Behind The Candelabra Open Thread
Oh this is fun, I recently had a dream where Ryan Lochte hired me as his personal non-sexual small spoon sleeping partner. ack!
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May 3, 2013 on What Is Your Most Embarrassing Celebrity Dream?
Welp, guess I'll just go to bed now that I've watched that.
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April 2, 2013 on “Michael”
My personal hell involves me having to work eternity in a Starbucks where this is my customer always
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March 29, 2013 on This Is Just A Good Computer Generated Face Complaining About Yogurt Parfaits
the most roundabout sneeze shart to ever happen
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January 30, 2013 on Our Legally Required Jason London Poop Blog Post, Your Honor
Here's to hoping that this is all that survives us as a civilization.
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January 22, 2013 on Healing
I almost ate a hot dog but made pasta instead.
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January 16, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Whoever it was that shot JR, did that ever get resolved?
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November 1, 2012 on Who Do You Think Mitt Romney’s Favorite TV Characters Are?
Damn it Bejeweled, first I missed my stop and then a riot!?
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November 1, 2012 on The Dude Who Wouldn’t Riot
Mitt Romney is personally responsible for the Landry kills a guy storyline.
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October 11, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mitt Romney Isn’t Coach Taylor
Shindler's List except they ride Segways into the sky instead of bikes.
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September 19, 2012 on Best New Party Game 71: Updating Movies With Technology
I consider any boner hiding guide without mention of the textbook block to be an utter failure.
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August 13, 2012 on Germans Deliver An Important Message For All Of Mankind
Love means never having to say I'm sorry for falling asleep while floating in the Susquehanna.
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August 13, 2012 on Sometimes Things Aren’t As They Seem
are the arms is one of my favorite brands to wear
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May 3, 2012 on When We All Have Robot Torsos To Hug We Will Never Be Lonely Again!
Gollum in an Andy Serkis costume dressed up as a bag of bread for Halloween
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February 1, 2012 on Newt Gingrich Wants Brad Pitt To Play Him In A Movie
Ain't no body gonna make. me. wet. #twss
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May 25, 2011 on This Dog Knows The Truth About Baths
what is scotty doing modeling head massagers?
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May 12, 2011 on Happy Birthday: Stephen Baldwin, Emilio Estevez, and Jason Biggs!
There but for the grace of God, go I
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April 29, 2011 on The Tenth Spring Jam Of 2011: “Nu Thang”
a camusving experience, three stars
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April 25, 2011 on The Myth Of Newswoman
it just goes to show, don't go chasing waterfalls
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April 20, 2011 on The Only YouTube Copyright Claim I Respect