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I saw John Dies At The End and it was really fun/weird/good so I made a gif of this scene where a doorknob turns into a penis.
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January 13, 2013 on This Week In GIFs!
Don't want to be Poopy McPoopFace about this, but the lovely people of Everything is Terrible did a much better seven minute montage, actually called Defenestration The Movie. Apparently there's a 30 minute version they play at live shows as well. http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2010/11/defenestration-now.html
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November 12, 2012 on A Bunch Of Movie Characters Smashing Through Glass
In a fair world Pedro Almodóvar would see this and cast him in his next film called Almodóvar/AlmoDÓvar
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November 8, 2012 on Everybody Needs “A Thing”
Somewhere right now Joss Whedon has the weirdest boner.
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October 18, 2012 on Girl Stuff: Uh, We Could Become “Living Dolls”?
I imagine all suitcases being golden brown, texture like sun.
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September 1, 2012 on Should Rihanna Play Michelle Pfeiffer In The Scarface Remake?
I imagined it being a closed suitcase, YOU AWFUL RACIST!
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August 31, 2012 on Should Rihanna Play Michelle Pfeiffer In The Scarface Remake?
Based on her abilities in Battleship, the only role Rihanna would be capable of playing in the new Scarface is a suitcase of cocaine.
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August 31, 2012 on Should Rihanna Play Michelle Pfeiffer In The Scarface Remake?
Kudos for including College. I remember listening to it for the first time without knowing what it is, checked out the song title and even said it out loud that it makes so much sense.
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August 31, 2012 on The 10 Best Animal Collective Songs
I'd like to say only four words about that Life of Pi trailer. WHAT. DREAMS. MAY. COME.
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July 27, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Insanely hot? He had chunks of grease for hair and pubes for a beard.
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June 15, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Ethan Hawke totally cancels out the dumbness of that Sinister trailer. And I really like Queen of Versailles, but what are our feelings supposed to be towards that family? Pity? Schadenfreude? Evil cackle?
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June 15, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
Isn't he just channelling Tommy Wiseau in this?
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June 10, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
The paparazzi should be the least of his worries when he's sitting right next to the terrifying googly eyes of AUTO SPKR wall-mounted robot overwatch.
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May 18, 2012 on Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup
Romeo + Spooniet
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May 18, 2012 on Leonardo DiCaprio Eating Soup
...brother.
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May 2, 2012 on Damon Lindelof Hints That Lost May Return, BUT HOW?
Faraday was right. More important than HOW it's returning is WHEN.
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May 2, 2012 on Damon Lindelof Hints That Lost May Return, BUT HOW?
Sounds like Sunn O))) to me.
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April 19, 2012 on The New Mel Gibson Rant Is Strictly For The Rant Heads
It was written and directed by the singer of Kula Shaker, so there.
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April 13, 2012 on This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys
"Because they've been opressed and persecuted for centuries, that's where, you cunt!" - Mel Gibson
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April 12, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mel Gibson Is Still Mel Gibson
This is just a sad, riveting, mildly funny, but alltogether terrifying story or as they called these in the biz, An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
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April 12, 2012 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Mel Gibson Is Still Mel Gibson