JBHale

Comments from JBHale

Corn Dogs Plus OR MINUS! FOR HIM! IN THIS BAD SITUATION! (Does anybody else have those?)

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February 23, 2011 on This Is Your Food Court Marriage Proposal

Grumpy Old Wisemen
The Thin Red and Green Line
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Kwanzaa

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November 24, 2010 on Best New Party Game 39: Holiday Movies

“ONE MILLION DOLLARS.”

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February 22, 2010 on Birdemic Trailer Even More Birdemic-y

Well now I feel better for being turned on by “Murder, She Wrote” as a kid.

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February 11, 2010 on Stretching Is Key

How does that bartender not recognize the guy who ALWAYS wears clown makeup?

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January 26, 2010 on This Insane Clown Posse Movie Is Real, My Ninjas

WHAT. I’m familiar with Colby (DUH) but since when has he been a Computer For the Lord? Did I miss something in Colby Ep. 0101??

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January 7, 2010 on Colby Is Back! And He Owns A Restaurant?

For some reason I was 100% fine with the baby doing the Stanky Leg on a table, but this just seems wrong. Am I racist or are hip-hop parents > metal head parents??

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January 5, 2010 on Kids Grind Out To Metal In Their Car Seats The Darndest Things

SciFi Channel Original Movie, 1998.

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December 15, 2009 on Fan-Made, Feature-Length Legend Of Zelda Movie

Where are the brooms? I liked the brooms… :(

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December 9, 2009 on Defining The The Sorcerer’s Apprentice Debate

More like, Max Records is a BITE risk! ZING!!

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October 20, 2009 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: Roman Polanski Is A Flight Risk

Well I was about to go see my local middle school’s adorable rendition of LSoH, but I guess I CAN’T NOW THANKS A LOT YOU GUYYYZ! First Orphan, now this? It’s like a spoiler factory in here, and I don’t mean the things on cars but that would be Spike TV “Very Masculine.”

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September 29, 2009 on Yes, Monsters, The Footage Of Conan O’Brien Falling And Hitting His Head

He lives in a house where everything is 1991. I can’t wait until he discovers Kris Kross and the Super Nintendo.

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September 24, 2009 on Kids Narrate Video Games Into Their Own Insane Storylines The Darndest Things

To be fair, Time isn’t saying Glenn Beck is slowly destroying the very foundation this country stands upon. They’re just asking: “What if he is?” And does he have a house full of Honduran sex slaves in his basement? He probably doesn’t! But somebody has to ask the tough questions.

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September 18, 2009 on Is Glenn Beck Bad For America?

I wore my balloon shorts to work today. My boss was mad until I showed her this dance. Now every Friday is balloon shorts Friday.

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September 18, 2009 on TGIF, Right, You Guys?

The unemployed heroes line just got a little more Ernie Anastos.

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September 17, 2009 on Pro-Tip: Newscasters, Use Your “Fucks” Wisely

“If you can’t have the revolution, you might as well have a great breakfast.”

I’ve been thinking this one over. It’s really a pretty sad philosophy, although taken out of context, and having not seen the rest of the show, I have no idea if it references something else. But it’s sad nonetheless. I guess if this is in the early eighties, they’re old enough to be young hippies who didn’t get their big cultural revolution and are now stuck in the suburban household they fought so desperately against (the “great breakfast”). It’s sad, when you realize, unlike other generations, they’re forced by society into their own hell. Terrifying. Yet it’s a hell they created themselves. It’s punishment for speaking out against the system. A sad and awful, self-created hell.

:(

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September 16, 2009 on thirtysomething: Housewarming

Little Prince is your boyfriend. You do drugs in a tiny unstable house on the horizon.

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September 16, 2009 on Let’s Just Pretend This Never Happened

He should write the new Anne Frank movie. Oscars all around.

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August 13, 2009 on Stewie Is Gay, Says Awful, Awful Seth MacFarlane

Vampire Barbies? That’s horrifying. Definitely not appropriate for my teenage son.

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August 11, 2009 on Twilight Barbies Are A Useful Reminder That Twilight Is For Children

Oooohhhh! I remember Prison Prison Break. The best. Very good.

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August 7, 2009 on Operation Watch This: Fred Armisen’s Intervention Intervention