Jiggery Pokery

Comments from Jiggery Pokery

I have to go with Lena Dunham for worst. I'm sure she's a nice gal and all, but this is show is beamed out to kajillions of people, and she could have at least tried to stand up straight. And maybe she should have practiced walking in heels a bit ahead of time. Ugh, I am saying only negative things today.
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January 14, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globe Awards
Well put. You hit on one of the main things that bothered me about it -- the double message that she is a super-powerful, successful star, and also that everyone should leave her the hell alone. And also understand her deeply. Everything about it just screamed out-of-touch privilege. And the lack of humility bothered me, too.
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January 14, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globe Awards
Yes. When the camera was cutting to people in the room who had been moved to tears and were watching in rapt concentration, I thought, "Are these people watching the same thing I am?" It was surreal. Maybe it came across differently to the people who know her personally. I don't know. All I know is that I was mystified.
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January 14, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globe Awards
I am genuinely surprised by all the major media outlets saying how moving Jodie Foster's speech was. I watched it with mounting horror as the speech moved firmly into the realm of meandering self-indulgence and self-aggrandizement, and showed no sign of slowing down. I think my face was making the same expression that Mel Gibson's was making, and I hope that is the last time I ever have to compare myself to him. Yes, she had some very good points to make, but she could have made them in a way that didn't make so many people feel sweaty and cringing. To me it seemed like she had a captive audience and she was not gonna give up that stage for anything.
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January 14, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globe Awards
OK, but I'm not sharing a minutes plan with her.
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January 13, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
I really wonder how much longer this is going to go on.
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January 13, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Oh, that little giggle fro Michelle Dockery was so endearing.
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January 13, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
They are bringing up latent rage in me.
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January 13, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
I usually like Target ads, but I have kind of had it with these supermodels in white.
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January 13, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
That dress is seriously amazing.
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January 13, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Surprisingly, I find this less annoying than Anne Hathaway's speech.
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January 13, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
YES. I can't even stand to look at his face.
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January 13, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
Wow, Costner looks overwhelmed with joy!
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January 13, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
What a sweet and refreshing speech from Adele.
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January 13, 2013 on The 2013 Golden Globes Videogum Video Pizza Party
You should definitely try it. What's the worst that can happen? This is actually not a legal question, but a philosophical one. There's no potential loss, but there is potential gain. And you might get some amazing people-watching in. I drive by my county courthouse every day on my way to work, and hoo boy, there are some fascinating-looking folks going in there.
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January 10, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I think it entails watching Bob Ross daily at 6:30 a.m., to not only get excellent art advice but also to start out the day with a generous dose of Zen calm.
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January 10, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
That's so weird -- my hand was twitching earlier this week, too. Maybe the government is testing out some new neurochemical on us.
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January 10, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I've seen all the episodes, like, 7 times each but I just started watching them all this week from Season 1 (Christopher Eccleston Season 1, I mean) because it's the 50TH ANNIVERSARY OF DOCTOR WHO THIS YEAR! You guys, this only happens once in our lifetime. The Royal Mail is even doing a special set of stamps to commemorate the occasion: http://bbc.in/13kFjjP
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January 10, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
You should join flanny in the 6:30 a.m. Bob Ross Challenge and get some tips.
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January 10, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
Sad face indeed. You should have joined the night parade with the Obamas. That was some fun stuff.
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January 10, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I have had some kind of terrible stomach flu for three days, which has been awful, but the fever + half a sleeping pill I took last night made for some pretty amazing dreams early this morning. In one, David Tennant and I were walking around in Edinburgh and it was obvious that he was crushing on me pretty hard. In another, I was on an airplane with David Tennant and Danica Patrick, and we were talking about Plato. And in a third, I was watching a big night parade led by Barack and Michelle Obama. So yeah, I'd say that was worth the puking and the chills, and the eating nothing but plain Rice Chex and applesauce since Tuesday.
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January 10, 2013 on How Was Everyone’s Day Today?
I know. I have a close friend who gets the same kind of strong reaction watching characters lie. There could probably be an entire branch of analysis based on what makes you deeply uncomfortable in fictional scenes.
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November 26, 2012 on There Is Nothing To Say About Liz & Dick
The thing that makes me feel squirmy on TV and movies is when people get into trouble -- like, sent to the principal's office, or arrested, or even just caught in a lie. That episode of the Tudors when Catherine Howard and so many of her friends were arrested? Oh man. I was still upset the next morning.
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November 26, 2012 on There Is Nothing To Say About Liz & Dick
Seriousgum: I am thankful for this site and for all its wickedly funny commenters. I'm a daily reader / infrequent commenter, and Videogum is a necessary part of my daily humor diet. My job is sort of intense and stressful, and it's a huge boon to know that in moments of angst I can click on my (always open) Videogum tab. Many are the conference calls when I've had to put my phone on 'mute' because I am laughing out loud at something I just read here. (In other news: I often have to ask on conference calls, "I'm sorry, can you repeat that?") My life is mostly really, really super-great (fabulous partner! good job! loving family and friends! awesome dogs!), punctuated with heart-stopping moments of terrible bummer (ongoing IRS issue, courtesy of ex-husband). Anyway, I feel really fortunate, and I love being even a peripheral part of this community of people. Happy Thanksgiving, monsters!
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November 21, 2012 on Let Us All Be Thankful This Year, Either Way
I was totally following (and picking up some good tips) until the clown part.
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November 14, 2012 on It’s Never Too Late To Learn Good Manners
In this photo, Kelsey Grammer for realsies looks a lot like my actual personal dad, who was, in fact, on some occasions sort of a bad dad when I was little. So for a second, at first glance, I thought Videogum was exposing the seedy underbelly of my dad's parenting techniques from yesteryear. But he's really mellowed out over the years and now he's totes 100% a GOOD DAD.
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October 30, 2012 on BAD DAD ALERT! BAD DAD ALERT! BAD DAD ALERT!
I second that emotion! Posh Nosh is the BEST. And a baby David Tennant adds a certain piquancy,
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March 12, 2012 on The Wine Maven Is A Show For Us Adults