Comments from jimjbollocks

Pity. 98% of the food Cookie Monster tasted on Top Chef just went out the sides of his mouth and onto the floor.
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February 17, 2011 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E010: Say Hi To My Mother For Me
That lady's hat marked the Bedazzler's first and only foray into music video product placement.
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February 17, 2011 on So Don Cheadle Thinks He Can Dance!?
Just join us, cause, uh, no one's gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.
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December 18, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
I don't think he's acting like a broken-down robot from the Awkward Robot Factory. In fact, this is exactly how I think a product of the Awkward Robot Factory would act.
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June 12, 2010 on Dear South Carolina, What On Earth?
"Shanalin" is a typo. It's actually "Shaolin", and the movie will be directed by GZA.
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May 20, 2010 on Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real
Miley Cyrus ain't nothin to fuck with.
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January 20, 2010 on The Truth Is We All Want To Be At A Miley Cyrus Dance Party
Now when I yell at people in a hospital, I can just say I was practicing for the Shirley Maclaine-in-Terms-of-Endearment level of Yoostar.
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December 18, 2009 on That’s Your Videogame: Yoostar
"Sock it to me!" -Everyone, all the time this decade
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December 14, 2009 on What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade?
Let's do this, you guys: http://www.facebook.com/event.php?invites&eid=189025778167
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December 2, 2009 on You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!
Christina Before Childprotectiveservices.
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December 2, 2009 on David After Dentist, Behold Your Legacy!
Make that 4. Austin-area monsters should just get it over with and fuck (eat pizza) already.
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December 1, 2009 on You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!
Coming up with a good MLIT is the hardest thing I've had to do in 100 years.
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December 1, 2009 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: My Life Is Twilight!
This Chanukah, help out the man you married by calling the doctor your mother says you should have married.
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November 30, 2009 on What To Get For The Jew Who Has Everything/Cancer
As graceful as a giraffe on rollerskates. A giraffe with herpes on rollerskates.
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November 20, 2009 on People Falling Down Is Funny, Tila Tequila Falling Down Is The Funniest
My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give for your comment.
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November 3, 2009 on The Weezer Snuggie Would Have Been A Lot Funnier A Year Ago
BREAKING: Jason Schwartzman has signed on to do the adaptation of SuDoku.
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November 3, 2009 on Owen Wilson To Play Marmaduke For Some Reason
I'm in for some pocket lint and XXA-sized* condom. *extra-extra average
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November 3, 2009 on Let’s All Pitch In And Buy The Rights To Terminator, You Guys!
It's the tagline for the Capital One credit card commercials. Truth be told, I didn't think the comment was that great either.
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October 30, 2009 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments
the Greendale Human Being needs to get his life together.
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October 30, 2009 on Mickey Rourke Wins The Halloween Costume Contest Of My Nightmares
I hope he doesn't take me to see Couples Retreat. I've already seen it.
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October 26, 2009 on This Is Your Music Video: Bangs’s “Take U To Da Movies”
I'm waiting for their product designed to tone your jaw muscles.
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October 26, 2009 on The Shake Weight, Now For Men
Let's be honest, there are probably a lot of Roman Polanskis of youtube.
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October 26, 2009 on The Creepy “Pretty Woman” Guy Is The Roman Polanski Of YouTube?
I got arrested for possession of Billy Mays Goodies.
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October 26, 2009 on Let’s All Dress Up Like Billy Mays For Halloween
Glenn Beck is right. The 1960s and 1970s are known for two things: how everyone agreed on everything and how all our problems were so simple.
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October 16, 2009 on Glenn Beck Cries Because We Don’t Live In A Coke Commercial Anymore
My favorite HBO talk show featuring a panel of guests that discuss current events in politics and the media? Real Time with Bill Mahershalalhashbaz.
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October 14, 2009 on Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace?