Comments from jimjbollocks

Pity. 98% of the food Cookie Monster tasted on Top Chef just went out the sides of his mouth and onto the floor.

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February 17, 2011 on Top Chef: All-Stars S01E010: Say Hi To My Mother For Me

That lady’s hat marked the Bedazzler’s first and only foray into music video product placement.

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February 17, 2011 on So Don Cheadle Thinks He Can Dance!?

Just join us, cause, uh, no one’s gonna really be free until nerd persecution ends.

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December 18, 2010 on Monsters’ Ball: The Week’s Best Comments

The Glass Micromenagerie

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August 12, 2010 on Best New Party Game 29: Work Movies & Memorable Work Quotes

I don’t think he’s acting like a broken-down robot from the Awkward Robot Factory. In fact, this is exactly how I think a product of the Awkward Robot Factory would act.

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June 12, 2010 on Dear South Carolina, What On Earth?

“Shanalin” is a typo. It’s actually “Shaolin”, and the movie will be directed by GZA.

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May 20, 2010 on Flight Attendants For Christ Is Real

Miley Cyrus ain’t nothin to fuck with.

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January 20, 2010 on The Truth Is We All Want To Be At A Miley Cyrus Dance Party

Now when I yell at people in a hospital, I can just say I was practicing for the Shirley Maclaine-in-Terms-of-Endearment level of Yoostar.

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December 18, 2009 on That’s Your Videogame: Yoostar

“Sock it to me!” -Everyone, all the time this decade

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December 14, 2009 on What Is The Catchphrase Of The Decade?

Christina Before Childprotectiveservices.

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December 2, 2009 on David After Dentist, Behold Your Legacy!

Homeslice. Doy.

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December 1, 2009 on You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!

Make that 4.
Austin-area monsters should just get it over with and fuck (eat pizza) already.

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December 1, 2009 on You Guys, Let’s Have A Videogum Video Pizza Party For Real!

Coming up with a good MLIT is the hardest thing I’ve had to do in 100 years.

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December 1, 2009 on Videogum’s Teen Korner: My Life Is Twilight!

This Chanukah, help out the man you married by calling the doctor your mother says you should have married.

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November 30, 2009 on What To Get For The Jew Who Has Everything/Cancer

I don’t get it. Where’s the salvia?

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November 20, 2009 on World’s Greatest Freak Out Kids Are Taking It To The Next Level

As graceful as a giraffe on rollerskates. A giraffe with herpes on rollerskates.

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November 20, 2009 on People Falling Down Is Funny, Tila Tequila Falling Down Is The Funniest

My only regret is that I have but one upvote to give for your comment.

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November 3, 2009 on The Weezer Snuggie Would Have Been A Lot Funnier A Year Ago

BREAKING: Jason Schwartzman has signed on to do the adaptation of SuDoku.

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November 3, 2009 on Owen Wilson To Play Marmaduke For Some Reason

I’m in for some pocket lint and XXA-sized* condom.

*extra-extra average

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November 3, 2009 on Let’s All Pitch In And Buy The Rights To Terminator, You Guys!