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This actually did happen to me in high school. Except there was less Gwyneth Paltrow in leather pants and more Paula Abdul in a captain's hat. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ZWwPaamC-s
Did he list MTV as a legitimate news source? Really?
Explaining Twitter to middle-aged ladies is basically impossible. It just makes everyone feel dumber.
FACT: Soulja Boy loves homages.
Pfft! Competitive Sitting is for losers. SYNCHRONIZED Competitive Sitting is where it's at.
This was not the kind of moist-maker I was expecting... http://www.facebook.com/pages/Ross-Gellars-Thanksgiving-leftover-Sandwich/398673740256
HOW ARE WE NOT HYPNOTIZED?!?!?!
http://wallpapers-diq.org/wallpapers/21/Adorable_Baby_in_Briefcase.jpg This baby is Charlie Sheen's newest Porn Star and Cocaine Briefcase Wrangler. The necktie means he takes his job very seriously.
BRB. Gotta do a quick Flying V.
This guy knows what you're talking about http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_D9-UNHOvATc/TNCA4t1sXTI/AAAAAAAABRQ/RXXwSP4Q-w4/s1600/liz+lemon.jpg
Yuck, women's bodies are THE WORST!
Leave the pear halves outta this!
I love me a casual Clockstoppers reference.
Please be a real website, please be a real website, please be a real website...
"Nice stems," This Guy http://styleinsights.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/christianclueless.jpg
Journalists and their tiny adorable dogs are so hot right now. http://static.reelmovienews.com/images/gallery/burgundy-and-baxter.jpg
I am the best goddamn dancer in the American Ballet Academy. Who the hell are you?
Easter egg for the superfans. All two of us, apparently.
I never knew true happiness until I learned the sign for vampire.
I think I read that R.L. Stine Book.
Ghost Dad was basically my Saw 3D when I was little. He was a dad but ALSO A GHOST!
Not surprisingly, I love this.
Fashion Tip: one paper mache parrot earring and one paper mache palm tree earring. Worn at the same time.
And YoYoSkills.com just became my new homepage.
I can do one hundred push-ups in twenty minutes!
Yeah, the guy wearing the $4,000 Frosted Flakes parody t-shirt is holding the elevator for the guy who doesn't make that in four months. Come on.
Whatever. Wake me up when it's time for Celebrity Love In The Wild. I want to see what happens when Janice Dickinison and the lead singer from Sugar Ray are left to fend for themselves in the jungle.
Did that weiner dog start out normal and then get weiner?
Oh Michigan, it's getting harder and harder to remember the good times: http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_EbZ47elKjrs/SOYcy-8Qq7I/AAAAAAAABOY/6woHp5rG2Lo/s400/Michigan.jpg
Duh Aficionado got straight up scooped on this one!
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Duh, she got accidentally shot by her mobster dad's henchman. Dylan's dad was blown up in the car bomb (*Spoiler: no he wasn't).
Real talk, that second girl is terrifying. I am an adult and I'm scared she's going to smash me in the face with a full wine bottle (cork included).
I definitely misread that as FREE COOTER. Turn this bus around, no need to go to jail today!
"Probably because this these people are homophobic and won’t let a grandmother voice her opinions." "You’re probably gay and Keri Russell is an amazing actress." If anything your arguments make TOO MUCH SENSE.
It was nice of IKEA to let them film this video in their showroom.