EverythingIsJustFine

Comments from EverythingIsJustFine

Man, this season. I thought the first two episodes were really solid (we are all pretending that bizarro cheerleader/abduction fiasco didn't happen last week, yeah?), but Bruce Willis really sucked the life out of this episode. Loved the cold open, but as soon as he took the stage it all kinda of deflated, and the cast had to keep bailing him out all the time. I am not sure now whether it would actually have been better (and I never thought I'd say this) to have Katy Perry sneak into a few of the sketches. She might have at least brought some crazy-eyes energy to it? Having said that, I laughed so hard at Cecily Strong's deadpan of "...the man was charged with one count of lovin' it" that it kind of made up for the rest of the show.
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October 15, 2013 on Saturday Night Live: Bruce Willis And Katy Perry
Uh, how 'bout a SPOILER ALERT, there, father time?!? Geeeez. Everyone ruins the ending to EVERYthing nowadays...
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October 4, 2013 on The Videogum SpoOoOoky Movie Club: The Innkeepers
This makes me chuckle. I've scrolled past it several times now to check, and it does not stop making me chuckle.
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October 1, 2013 on Billy Zane Gets To The Bottom Of The Government Shutdown
I still think the Beatles said it best, in 'The End': "And in the end, the meth you make is equal to the bad you break..."
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September 30, 2013 on Best New Party Game: Song Lyrics Into Breaking Bad Song Lyrics
This is almost unbelievably perfect. Now I don't even need to submit my "Life 4nd a Way" entry...
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September 12, 2013 on Guessing The Tagline For The New Jurassic Park Sequel, Now Officially Titled Jurassic World
This is almost unbelievably perfect. Now I don't even need to submit my "Life 4ound a Way" entry...
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September 12, 2013 on Guessing The Tagline For The New Jurassic Park Sequel, Now Officially Titled Jurassic World
Really, Kelly? You didn't want to just call it "ABBQ?" #raremiss
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August 10, 2013 on Breaking Bad Premiere Party Cocktail Recipes
The Dealbreaker: Lemon Sherbert with chunks of jawbreaker candy and wig hair strands scattered throughout Leapin' Lizzy: Blue and yellow rhubarb-flavoured ice cream, infused with children's tears and fish soup. Caramel Burnitt: Golden honeycomb ice cream with ribbons of soft burnt caramel and bland, overcooked breakfast sausage with scrambled eggs.
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January 29, 2013 on Is This Fun?: Imagining TV Show Ice Cream Flavors!
Jon Snowcone? Arya 'n Lace? King's Blanding? Games of Cones?!? Yeah, no, I give up too...
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January 29, 2013 on Is This Fun?: Imagining TV Show Ice Cream Flavors!
Little Miss Sunshine – Slightly overweight girl does not win a beauty pageant.
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October 26, 2012 on This Is Always A Fun Game
As someone who is unable to believe he has just realised he's seen The Room 40 times now, I absolutely cannot choose between my burning desires to know what Chris' last initial stands for, how old Denny is (and, incidentally, how the latter managed to convince the former to let him borrow drugs *without payment*), and why the TV was arranged behind the sofa. So instead, I will just ask, "What was it like to work with Juliette Danielle?"
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August 2, 2012 on Do You Have A Question For Tommy Wiseau?
Uh, I am somewhat to fairly sure tht the term you are looking for here is Love Scene.
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August 2, 2012 on Do You Have A Question For Tommy Wiseau?
To Sir, With Love – The Student Whose Name You Keep Forgetting.
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December 27, 2011 on Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles
Stop! Or Your Mother WIll Have to Shoot for You, As She's Been Doing for Almost 28 Years Now.
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December 27, 2011 on Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles
Maybe Just Leave Me a Note Next Time You're Planning to Be So Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close?
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December 27, 2011 on Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles
The Girl With the Tattoo of a Dragon Eating Her Roommate.
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December 27, 2011 on Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles
The Iron Lady Pressed Your Shirts Again Today, So You'd Have More Free Time: Maybe You Might Like to Pick Your Brother Up from Soccer Practice Tonight.
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December 27, 2011 on Best New Party Game 61: Passive-Aggressive Movie Titles
"...to be directed by M. Night Shyamalan (“The Sixth Sense,” “Unbreakable”) for Sony Pictures." I like how the PR people who promote his upcoming projects all suffer from a studio-sanctioned case of short-term memory loss about his ACTUAL previous projects. Nice try, guys...
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April 5, 2011 on What Will The Inevitable, Lame, And Obvious Twist Be In The Upcoming Will Smith/Jaden Smith M. Night Shyamalan Movie?
I agree. I think the Perimeter Warning System should send a warning text to anybody who crosses the safety line, so that this never has to happen to anyone every again.
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January 20, 2011 on BREAKING NEWS: WOMAN WHO FELL INTO FOUNTAIN WHILE TEXTING EXPLAINS WHAT HAPPENED AND ALSO CRIES IMPORTANT NEWS NEWS NEWS
Word up to my Melbourne homies. (I guess that's supposed to be my attempt at rapper speak.) I will definitely be joining you on the red carpet, my friend.
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January 19, 2011 on Australia’s Worst Rapper, RAED, Gets His Own 8 Mile
Ohmygoodness I bought that movie for $4 from K-Mart the other day. It just boggles the mind. My favourites are the scene where he recites the alphabet at the top of his lungs to his therapist (just to prove he knows how filing works) and the one where he jumps on top of his Spanish secretary's desk and terrorizes her with angry yelling and pointing for apparently no reason whatsoever. Genius. Pure, unadulterated genius.
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January 19, 2011 on Leonardo DiCaprio Is The New Nicolas Cage
I think you guys misread that sentence. She was clearly saying that she went in to Moses' room so that he could give her her nightly foot massage.
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January 13, 2011 on Holy Shit: Gwyneth Paltrow Gives “Helpful Advice” To Busy “Working Moms” Like Herself