John Ham

Comments from John Ham

I have always loved this website and its very weird community, despite not commenting for four years. This was the most popular thing I ever posted. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/johnham/richdog.jpg
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February 11, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
This is a video of a mime. A VIDEO OF A MIME. If we can't make fun of mimes anymore, regardless of context, then I don't even want to be alive anymore.
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September 10, 2010 on It Might As Well Be 9/11
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/johnham/saddon.jpg
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September 10, 2010 on It Might As Well Be 9/11
I don't know how to use Photoshop but I compensate with pure MOXIE http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/johnham/saddon.jpg
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September 10, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Don Draper Meme
I'm not reading this because I'm only midway through Season 3 and SPOILERS, but from the headline picture, I just need to note; these motherfuckers love iceberg wedges with blue cheese. They talk about/eat that shit all the time.
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August 30, 2010 on Mad Men S04E06: I’m Worried About Don Draper, You Guys
"I preferred the book."
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August 24, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Real Life SPOILER ALERT
KATE, WE'VE GOT TO GO BACK TO THE MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO
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August 20, 2010 on That’s Your Song: “We’ve Got To Stop The Mosque At Ground Zero”
Thank you, America, for creating this man.
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July 29, 2010 on End Times Anthem, Indeed
Wow, Jamie Stewart is definitely going into the dictionary next to "petulant". "and by the way these two boys loved CocoRosie’s music..." No, they didn't. You're full of shit or they were. And if you think a painted-on mustache can stop me from sexualizing someone, you don't know shit. I could sexualize a fire hydrant.
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June 24, 2010 on Op-Ed: An Artists’ Dialogue On CocoRosie’s Grey Oceans
So, is LA X Claire gonna be like, not pregnant in the mirror? I can't wait until NEXT EPISODE when Miles finally talks to the TWO DEAD BODIES IN THE CAVE RIGHT? Mortal MIB/Jacob fo sho.
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May 5, 2010 on Lost S06E15: How Do You Say “R.I.P.” In SPOILER ALERT?
Jack McBrayer, showing some "range" last night.
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March 26, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Continuity: Whatever, FUCK.
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March 24, 2010 on Lost S06E09: Aye Carumba!
Bwuh? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/johnham/lost.jpg
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March 24, 2010 on Lost S06E09: Aye Carumba!
Over commenting today, but: http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2677/13049437.jpg WHERE'S THE MONEY, ALPERT? WHERE'S THE MONEY SHITHEAAAD?
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March 24, 2010 on Lost S06E09: Aye Carumba!
The biggest question this episode raised for me is; when Richard dropped the nail in the Black Rock, why did he try to GRAB IT WITH HIS FACE? Use your legs, dumbass! They are longer than your torso.
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March 24, 2010 on Lost S06E09: Aye Carumba!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/johnham/richdog.jpg
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March 24, 2010 on Lost S06E09: Aye Carumba!
The Jabberwocky addition was just the most blatant, boring example of "we need an easy narrative arc, for the stupids" ever.
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March 12, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Hello? 2010?
I saw Alice in Wonderland last weekend and it felt afterward like I paid Tim Burton $15 to fart in my mouth. So not that.
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March 12, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Hello? 2010?
A++, would listen to again. The best song is probably Some Kind of Nature, but I LOVE Superfast Jellyfish, it sounds like the theme song to some impossibly happy childrens' show.
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March 4, 2010 on Premature Evaluation: Gorillaz – Plastic Beach