John Ham

Comments from John Ham

I have always loved this website and its very weird community, despite not commenting for four years. This was the most popular thing I ever posted. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/johnham/richdog.jpg
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February 11, 2014 on Heaven Just Got A Little More Videogum
This is a video of a mime. A VIDEO OF A MIME. If we can't make fun of mimes anymore, regardless of context, then I don't even want to be alive anymore.
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September 10, 2010 on It Might As Well Be 9/11
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/johnham/saddon.jpg
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September 10, 2010 on It Might As Well Be 9/11
I don't know how to use Photoshop but I compensate with pure MOXIE http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/johnham/saddon.jpg
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September 10, 2010 on The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Don Draper Meme
I'm not reading this because I'm only midway through Season 3 and SPOILERS, but from the headline picture, I just need to note; these motherfuckers love iceberg wedges with blue cheese. They talk about/eat that shit all the time.
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August 30, 2010 on Mad Men S04E06: I’m Worried About Don Draper, You Guys
KATE, WE'VE GOT TO GO BACK TO THE MOSQUE AT GROUND ZERO
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August 20, 2010 on That’s Your Song: “We’ve Got To Stop The Mosque At Ground Zero”
Thank you, America, for creating this man.
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July 29, 2010 on End Times Anthem, Indeed
Wow, Jamie Stewart is definitely going into the dictionary next to "petulant". "and by the way these two boys loved CocoRosie’s music..." No, they didn't. You're full of shit or they were. And if you think a painted-on mustache can stop me from sexualizing someone, you don't know shit. I could sexualize a fire hydrant.
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June 24, 2010 on Op-Ed: An Artists’ Dialogue On CocoRosie’s Grey Oceans
So, is LA X Claire gonna be like, not pregnant in the mirror? I can't wait until NEXT EPISODE when Miles finally talks to the TWO DEAD BODIES IN THE CAVE RIGHT? Mortal MIB/Jacob fo sho.
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May 5, 2010 on Lost S06E15: How Do You Say “R.I.P.” In SPOILER ALERT?
Jack McBrayer, showing some "range" last night.
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March 26, 2010 on Thursday Night TV Open Thread
Continuity: Whatever, FUCK.
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March 24, 2010 on Lost S06E09: Aye Carumba!
Bwuh? http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/johnham/lost.jpg
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March 24, 2010 on Lost S06E09: Aye Carumba!
Over commenting today, but: http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/2677/13049437.jpg WHERE'S THE MONEY, ALPERT? WHERE'S THE MONEY SHITHEAAAD?
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March 24, 2010 on Lost S06E09: Aye Carumba!
The biggest question this episode raised for me is; when Richard dropped the nail in the Black Rock, why did he try to GRAB IT WITH HIS FACE? Use your legs, dumbass! They are longer than your torso.
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March 24, 2010 on Lost S06E09: Aye Carumba!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v158/johnham/richdog.jpg
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March 24, 2010 on Lost S06E09: Aye Carumba!
The Jabberwocky addition was just the most blatant, boring example of "we need an easy narrative arc, for the stupids" ever.
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March 12, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Hello? 2010?
I saw Alice in Wonderland last weekend and it felt afterward like I paid Tim Burton $15 to fart in my mouth. So not that.
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March 12, 2010 on The Videogum Movie Club: Hello? 2010?
A++, would listen to again. The best song is probably Some Kind of Nature, but I LOVE Superfast Jellyfish, it sounds like the theme song to some impossibly happy childrens' show.
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March 4, 2010 on Premature Evaluation: Gorillaz – Plastic Beach
More like "shooooot herrrrrr", right? Right?
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March 2, 2010 on Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Internet Hates Jay Leno
Thank god you were here, I was going to call the police.
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February 24, 2010 on Lost S60E05: Jack May Or May Not Have What It Takes
I am going to get seriously frustrated if Moon doesn't get a single nomination anywhere. Was it seriously too much of a "genre movie" for anyone to go see it? I'm willing to accept a soundtrack nod here, guys.
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December 16, 2009 on Full List Of Golden Globe Nominees Presented By Dr. Chuckles
This is the only case in which I approve of the casting of Nicolas Cage. I think his ridiculous style of overacting will only serve this movie well.
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November 11, 2009 on Kick-Ass Looks Kick-Pretty Good!
I don't know....what your problem is with Brody's character's...writing...
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November 10, 2009 on The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: In The Land Of The Women
HEY ANNE OF GREEN GABELS, THERE IS A TYPO UP THERE. I WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW TO PRESERVE THE GRAMMATICAL INTEGRITY OF YOUR WEBSITE THANSK
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October 23, 2009 on It’s Not ALWAYS Sunny In Philadelphia
Michael Emerson - "Lost" (ABC) The real question is WHEN is the Emmy.
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September 21, 2009 on The 2009 Emmy Awards
Other Positions Available: Anyone with rudimentary proofreading ability.
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September 9, 2009 on You Could Star (But Please Don’t Star) In Entourage: Lower East Side